Fred Jones Quotes

Fred: "Is that brick wall your boyfriend?" Doug: "Only in my dreams." Fred: "Oh, you too? I'm Fred." Doug: "Doug. I should mention, in all fairness though that Christy's boyfriend is my best friend. He's the brick wall you should be worried about.

Thank you to Dr. Fred Jones, Esq. for the effective, inaugural Publish Me Now Retreat that laid a great foundation for me becoming an impactful author.

In spring training prior to his 1995 rookie season, Chipper was already so confident in who he was as a player that he famously deadpanned to veteran slugger Fred McGriff, after the Crime Dog grounded into an inning-ending double play, these two words: “Rally killer.” His confidence carried over to the field, just as it had since he began playing as a kid—he batted .265, and he led all rookies with 23 home runs, 87 runs, and 86 RBIs. Hideo Nomo was Rookie of the Year for the Dodgers, but Chipper and the Braves were World Champions.

You don’t find the Lord; He found us, He pursued us while you, says Romans 5:8, “while we were still in sin, God sent Jesus to die for us.” 

Dr. Fred Jones - Creator of The amazing Amazon Self-publishing Facebook Group, business partner, my publishing strategist, and friend. Fred, you helped me to achieve my dream of becoming a multiple book author. Writing and publishing Dream Big: Seven Keys to Stepping into Your Calling changed my life and it opened up my literary world. There are no words to express my gratitude and appreciation for all you do.    Everyone on The amazing Amazon Self-publishing Facebook Group - thanks to all of you, you know who you are.

Fred Smith’s replacement would be Gary Valentine, a New Jersey fuckup who liked to occasionally go out in drag and had a talent for songwriting. For a while he lived with Harry and Stein in Harry’s tiny one-bedroom at 105 Thompson Street; Stein was subletting his own place at 18 First Avenue off First Street to Tommy Ramone. Harry had a ’67 Camaro that opposite-side-of-the-street parking rules required her or Stein to move back and forth in the early morning, but it was beloved; on summer days she’d drive the guys to Jones Beach or Coney Island, looking like a modern version of a Shangri-Las song where the girl had the wheels and called the shots. While there was plenty of style-mixing,

Ginger Rogers said regarding her dancing partnership with Fred Astaire, “Just remember that everything Fred did, I did backwards, and in high heels.

A fuck from Fred usually lasted less than a minute.