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The Hermit
I’d gladly climb the highest steeple
To escape those middle minded people
Jet Set Wedding
I wake up screaming clutching my wedding band
The garnet ring is still a constant companion on my finger
But what happened to the marriage?
Fruitland Ave
He taught her not to love nor hate
And he my friend was double gate
The Closing
(On Death and Acceptance)
When he died the funeral took place at her bank
And sadly enough she’s down to her very last frank
The Misogynist
He sits on his throne a hilltop alone
For women’s neurosis cause men’s psychosis
Home Sweet Home
The neurotic builds the dreamhouse
The psychotic becomes his spouse
Monogamy
I’d rather be someone’s concubine, smell the honeysuckle
Taste the wine, than end up being a clinging vine
The Gour Maid
I like champagne, and french brie, and camembert
And men that don’t get in my hair
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