Fozzie Quotes

Can I call you Fozzie?” “Can I call you Evelyn?” “Not if you want me to answer.” “It’s safe to say, the same goes for calling me Fozzie. I’m not a Muppet.

Wait,do you need to ask Fozzie if thats okay? I don't want to intrude, you know." "No, it was actually his idea to ask you," Eric replied. "Well thanks, Fozzie," I said, looking up at the sky.

Kermit: Hey, Fozzie, I want you to turn left if you come to a fork in the road. Fozzie: Yes sir, turn left at the fork in the road. [drives past a giant fork] Fozzie: Kermit! Kermit: I don't believe that.

Jim Henson's body was gone, and yet that powerful presence-that undefinable 'something' that compelled men to seek his appreciation and approval, and that women found somehow irresistible-would always remain. Anyone who had ever smiled as Ernie tried to play a rhyming game with Bert, or laughed as Kermit had chased Fozzie off the stage, arms flailing, had felt it. Anyone who had ever wished they could explore a Fraggle hole, save the world with a crystal shard, or dance with a charismatic goblin king had been touched by it.

Pepé interrupted. "What ees Barrel of Laughs?" Waldorf cracked, "One thing Fozzie will never be.

Fozzy was slowly realising his mistake of not having taken his friends words of warning more serious all those years ago. 'She's an expensive filly, with double standards,' he had said. Fozzy had not listened.

Fozzie Bear: [holds up a photo of Constantine] Check this out! [covers the mole] Walter: Oh, look, it's Kermit! [Fozzie uncovers the mole] Walter: [shrieks] What did you do with Kermit?

Not his fault Mase was broke as a joke, and not even a super witty joke, but like a full-out Fozzie Bear cringefest.