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He left a fart trail floating in the air behind him, sort of like a shooting star. It was beautiful in a gross green-fart-trail kind of way. The poor kid who got his face farted into was completely knocked out with his head in a gas cloud.
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J.B. O'Neil (Ninja Farts: Silent But Deadly - A Hilarious Book for Kids Ages 7-9 (The Disgusting Adventures of Milo Snotrocket 3))
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You're floating on a cloud, about to explode like a star, scattering your light over the universe. I'll feel the beauty of it, but you are far above and beyond me. You're what I worship.
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Joey W. Hill (Worth The Wait (Nature of Desire, #9))