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Many items the skunk had were of the highest quality including bathroom vanities and hand and paw washing areas constructed by Finland’s well-known designer, Helsinki.
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You are Bellman, aren’t you? The genius who sent the sauna ape after me?” Harry nodded toward the Finn.
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Why was it considered laudable, sociable, and funny to do this thing that made a person feel like they were dying, and did on occasion induce death? Of course, you couldn't have a party without alcohol. I understood this. I understood the reason. The reason was that people were intolerable. But wasn't there any way around that? Juho was talking about different research that people were doing into alcoholism in Finland. Why was nobody researching the more direct issue, of trying to make people less intolerable?
Elif Batuman (Either/Or)
What’s funny is that when looking at racially tolerant countries, America ranks among the best, and many European countries rank as much less tolerant. According to the Washington Post, a country like France is among the most racially intolerant countries in the world, with 22.7 percent of people in France claiming they wouldn’t want to live near someone of a different race. The Nordic countries did score very low for racial intolerance, yet these countries are some of the most racially homogenous countries on the planet, like Finland with a native Finnish population of 87.3 percent or Norway with 86.3 percent of its population being ethnic Norwegians. So, the only countries that people on the left would rather live in are countries that are significantly less diverse and more white than America. Seems rather hypocritical, doesn’t it?
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Do you know why fire trucks are red? Jerry: No why? Cynthia:  Fire trucks have 4 wheels. They can hold.8 men. 4 plus 8 Is 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler. Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was a ship called the Queen. Cynthia: Elizabeth. That ship sailed the seas. There are fish in the seas. Fish have fins: People from Finland are called fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time. Cynthia: Ago. Russia has red on its flag. That’s why there red, cause there always Russian around. Jerry: Lol that just made my day.
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It was still almost daylight in Finland, even though it was close to 11 pm. That’s the problem with a country that can’t make up its mind.
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If people from Finland are Finns, and people from Poland are Poles, people from Holland must be Holes.
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Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.
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