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Sometimes people sneak up on you and suddenly you don’t know how you ever lived without them.
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Elle Kennedy (The Deal (Off-Campus, #1))
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Baby, I could watch you watching paint dry, and I still wouldn’t be bored.” Garrett Graham, my own personal sweet-talker.
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Just out of curiosity,” she says, “after you wake up in the morning, do you admire yourself in the mirror for one hour or two?”
“Two,” I reply cheerfully.
“Do you high five yourself?”
“Of course not.” I smirk. “I kiss each of my biceps and then point to the ceiling and thank the big man upstairs for creating such a perfect male specimen.
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Elle Kennedy (The Deal (Off-Campus, #1))
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I want to murder him in his sleep, A. No, I want to murder him when he’s awake so he can see the joy on my face when I do it.
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Hey, come on, don’t cry,” he begs. “It breaks my fucking heart to hear you cry.
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I’m comfortable enough with my hetero status to say that if I did play for the other team? I wouldn’t just fuck Garrett Graham, I’d marry him.
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Elle Kennedy (The Mistake (Off-Campus, #2))
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I fight back laughter.
“As you wish.”
"Did you really just Princess Bride me?”
“Did you really just use Princess Bride as a verb?
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Elle Kennedy (The Deal (Off-Campus, #1))
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Him: Confession: I deleted all the 1 Direction from your iPod when u were in the can.
You’re welcome.
Me: WHAT?? I’m going to kiss u!
Him: With tongue?
It takes me a second to realize what happened, at which point I’m completely mortified.
Me: Kill u! I meant KILL. u. Damn autocorrect.
Him: Surrrrrre. Let’s blame it on autocorrect.
Me: Shut it.
Him: I think someone wants to kiss me…
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Elle Kennedy (The Deal (Off-Campus, #1))
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Penises!
Sweet Jesus.
Penises everywhere.
Horror slams into me as I register what I'm seeing. Oh God. I've stumbled onto a penis convention. Big penises and small penises and fat penises and penis-shaped penises. It doesn't matter which direction I move my head because everywhere I look I see penises.
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Elle Kennedy (The Deal (Off-Campus, #1))
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She tries to take a step down the hall, but I tug on her hand and kiss her again, and this time it's not a peck. I kiss her hard, losing myself in her taste and her heat and every damn thing about her. I never expected her. Sometimes people sneak up on you and suddenly you don't know you ever lived without them.
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Elle Kennedy (The Deal (Off-Campus, #1))