Ecards Quotes

I see dead people. No, wait. I take that back. I see people I want dead.--ecard

I hope you fall down with your hands in your pockets. -E-Card

I want to have enough money to decide for myself if money solves everything. -E-card

They say laughter is the best medicine. They lie. Its brownies. -E-card Jack

You’re the reason I get up in the morning. That, and I need to pee. —E-CARD

Some people will only love you if you fit into their box. Don’t be afraid to shove that box up their ass. -E-card

Holiday Greetings shared through eCards are good #Netiquette. Make a list and check it twice. NetworkEtiquette.net

If all else fails, take a pointer from your dog. Kick some grass over that shit and move on. -E-card

If you think a competitor sucks, say so. When you do that, you’ll find that others who agree with you will rally to your side. Being the anti-______ is a great way to differentiate yourself and attract followers. For example, Dunkin’ Donuts positioned itself as the anti-Starbucks. Its ads once mocked Starbucks for using “Fritalian” terms instead of small, medium, and large. Another Dunkin’ campaign was centered on a taste test in which it beat Starbucks. There was even a site called DunkinBeatStarbucks.com where visitors could send e-cards with statements like “Friends don’t let friends drink Starbucks.

Plus, it would make up for all those years she phoned it in and sent him e-cards on his birthday, which she later discovered he never opened because he thought they would give his computer a virus.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'damn, we fucked up'.

Couples that have been together a long time finish each other’s sentences. The most popular ending in “shut the fuck up.” -E-card

April 2 The God of all grace, who called you to his eternal glory in Christ, after you have suffered a little while, will himself restore you and make you strong, firm and steadfast. 1 PETER 5:10 DEVOTION Through the Storm Winter snow and ice storms may stretch into the spring, offering one last blast of bitter cold. A late burst of freezing temps can kill fragile blossoms and snap icy branches with bitter winds. Some trees will buckle under the weight of heavy spring snow and lean toward the ground, burdened by the unexpected, unseasonable storm. They will require assistance in their restoration, someone to brush the remaining snow away and sometimes to stake them upright. You, too, may experience a late, unexpected storm. Things seem to be going well in your life and then suddenly, you hit a wall, overwhelmed by your responsibilities, weighted by countless burdens, unsure of how you’ll keep going. This is when God, our perfect and loving Gardener, will sustain and restore you. His grace is more than sufficient to keep you alive and fruitful. Don’t be frightened when spring snows come. DAILY INTERACTION CONNECT: Send an e-card to someone who might need encouragement as they experience a trial or hardship.

Autocorrect can go straight to he’ll. -E-card Loki

Apparently Jeff Bezos thought this business model was a great idea, so much so that he acquired an e-card company of his own. My job was to take what I could from that acquired site and build a new Amazon e-card site. And I was expected to have it all up and running in a few months. It was like being told to build an airplane, but with no blueprints, and also you're a cocker spaniel.

Leave me alone to mourn the deaths of fictional characters I have become overly attached to.