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Yeah,” I said. “Wait until I receive a legendary spay-your-cat-at-home kit.” “That’s not funny, Carl. Don’t even make jokes like that.
Matt Dinniman (The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #6))
Funny, isn’t it? How things can be bred in a way that makes it so those holding the butcher knife are less likely to face their own revulsions.
Matt Dinniman (The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #6))
It’s funny how that happens sometimes. We associate smells with memories, and when that memory is triggered, we are momentarily pulled away, no matter the current circumstances.
Matt Dinniman (Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2))
This is just like that scene in season three of Gossip Girl when Chuck and Blair break up over the hotel,” Donut said. I turned to regard the cat on my shoulder, and I burst out laughing. I couldn’t help it. It wasn’t funny. I’d never watched that damn show. Yet I laughed, and I had a hard time stopping. “No it’s not,” Mordecai said a moment later. “How do you even get that from this?
Matt Dinniman (Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1))