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So if you read this and enjoyed it, please review it. It’s against Amazon’s rules to offer a prize to those who review books, but I will risk Amazon’s wrath and offer my services to be the father of your babies if you post a review.
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Matt Dinniman (Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1))
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The advance team arrived in your 1930s, I believe. Whenever that book came out, The Hobbit.
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Matt Dinniman (Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1))
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New Achievement! You read a book! You managed to make it all the way through the first Dungeon Crawler Carl book without throwing it against the wall! Reward: You get to read the next book!
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Matt Dinniman (Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1))
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On television shows and in kids’ books, they always repeated the “Bullies will back down when stood up to” mantra. That was utter horseshit. It always has been. That only worked when the one standing up to the bully was stronger than them.
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Matt Dinniman (Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1))
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New Achievement! You read a book! You managed to make it all the way through the first Dungeon Crawler Carl book without throwing it against the wall! Reward: You get to read the next book! And great news, folks. The next book has clowns and dead hookers in it!
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Matt Dinniman (Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1))