Drake And Josh Quotes

Stop, or I’ll shoot,” the voice cried, scared, almost begging. Caine stopped. Drake stood beside him. “Shoot?” Caine demanded, sounding puzzled. “Why on earth would you shoot me?” “That’s we’re opposed to do.” Caine laughed. “You can’t even say it right. Who are you, anyway? If you’re going to shoot me, I should know your name.” “Josh,” the answer came. “It’s me, Josh.” “It’s me Josh,” Caine mimicked. Drake snarled, “You better step off, me Josh, or me Whip Hand is going to hurt you.

There was another actor on the show, Drake Bell, whom I got matched up with a lot. We were great together, an undeniable chemistry. He was the perfect straight man to whatever crazy shit I was doing, and we started getting to that sweet spot onscreen where we could finish each other’s sentences.

Drake and I sort of became this unstoppable force and before long we were literally in every scene together. It made no sense because, like I said, we couldn’t have been more different. Drake liked the Beach Boys, I liked the Beastie Boys. Drake liked Mexican food, and for a thirteen-year-old weighing 220, Mexican was literally the only food I would turn down.

Similarly, when Drake got into legal trouble, people ran to get my opinion. They thought I must have a take on this person I had spent so much time with, when in reality, it had been years since we’d talked and even longer since we’d seen each other. Which is why alongside everyone else who doesn’t know Drake, I was upset by the inexplicable events that unfolded in his life.

This perhaps could explain why over a decade after the show ended, the world went insane when I got married and didn’t invite Drake to my wedding. Now when I say insane I mean it in its most literal sense, in that people were “in a state of mind which prevents normal perception.” People couldn’t fathom that we’d only seen each other a handful of times since the show ended; they insisted that they had just seen us together,

Our names would become synonymous with each other forever. It’s a long life but there’s certainly a chance that Drake & Josh will be the most noteworthy thing either of us ever do.

This was no Planet Fitness, my friends, this looked like an Amazon warehouse dedicated to GUY SHIT. There were swords hanging from the walls, people deadlifting six hundred pounds, I felt like I was inside the Rock’s mind. I walked in and was greeted by two former US Navy SEALs, Logan and Dave. Navy SEALs. The most elite fighting force in the world and Josh from Drake & Josh. Same thing.