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Imagine this for a moment, if you will (you can reject the premise later on, but please just go along with it for now): imagine a baseball game. The Dodgers are playing the Giants. If you don’t know much about baseball, you may not know the Dodgers and Giants are bitter rivals. They both want to win, obviously. And obviously it’s just a sport, so it’s ok that they both want to win. But suppose the score is 10-1, with the Dodgers leading, and it’s the ninth (last) inning. Suppose after all those games, and all those years and decades (over a century) of this bitter rivalry, the players, managers, coaches and fans said, “Let’s do something different. Just for this one game, let’s see if we can play to a tie. It will be different. I mean we’ve played hundreds of games the other way. And that was fun. But let’s just try something different for now. I mean, all this sweating and fighting and yelling just to win a game—it’s not the only thing in the world. It’s good, but why not try something new for a change? So let’s just play the game differently the rest of the way out, this one game. And how about the fans of the Dodgers and the fans of the Giants switch caps, or at least try to root for the other guys for a while? I mean, it’s just this once—it can’t hurt, right? This old game of baseball, it’s a wonderful game, but come on—do we have to play the same way over and over game after game for the rest of our lives? Just once can we do things differently?” Well, i know some of you sports fans are laughing right now, if not vomiting. I mean, this is kind of ridiculous—trying to lose, on purpose? It’s a bit of a left-wing stereotype i’m living up to right now. So go ahead, get it all out of your system. Call me every name in the book. Say the world will fall apart if one baseball game is played differently. I mean competition is the basis of everything. If we didn’t compete over everything in life, what sort of meaning would life have? Our civilization would fall apart. The Dodgers letting the Giants win would be the end of western civilization. It would destroy all our western values. It might even be un-Christ-like. A lot of you may not be able to imagine such a ridiculous thing even being considered, much less actually happening. And i find this interesting. I find it interesting that we are so wrapped up in the idea that there must be winners and losers, and that somehow the outcome of this competition (whether it’s a baseball game or the life of a nation) is fair because that’s simply the natural order of things. The side that wins is supposed to win; the side that loses is supposed to lose. To dispute this is to dispute the most basic assumptions of who we are. If winning is this important to us, and—by extension—competition is too, then we need to be completely certain that the rules are fair, that nobody is cheating. That is, suppose the Dodgers were cheating and that’s how they scored 10 runs? What would we do then? They probably should forfeit the game, right? Well, i say white amerika has been cheating. We’re not all bad—we have talent, we played hard, we love our mothers, but the fact is we’ve been cheating. White amerika should forfeit.
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Samantha Foster (an experiment in revolutionary expression: by samantha j foster)