Daniel Andrews Quotes

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Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?" "You tell me." Ha! Walked right into that one, yes, he did.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3))
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Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty...
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1))
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I don't want it to be attributed to a loss of control on my part. When I throw you out of the window, I want there to be no doubt the act was deliberate.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Burns (Kate Daniels, #2))
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I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bleeds (Kate Daniels, #4))
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The vampire stared at me, his mouth slack as Ghastek assessed his options. I took a couple of forms from my desk, put them into the vamp's mouth, and pulled them up by their edges. "What are you doing?" Ghastek asked. "My hole puncher broke." "You have no respect for the undead.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Burns (Kate Daniels, #2))
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It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1))
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Not only will you sleep with me, but you will say 'please.'" I stared at him, shocked. The smile widened. "You will say 'please' before and 'thank you' after." Nervous laughter bubbled up. "You've gone insane. All that peroxide in your hair finally did your brain in, Goldilocks.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Burns (Kate Daniels, #2))
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Every time I think you’ve reached the limits of arrogance, you show me new heights. Truly, your egotism is like the Universeβ€”ever expanding.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3))
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You don't cause problems. You cause catastrophes.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Burns (Kate Daniels, #2))
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Andrea raised her hand. β€œThis is the hand that slapped Aunt B.” β€œMaybe you should have it gold-plated.” β€œHere, you can touch it, since you’re my best friend.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Slays (Kate Daniels, #5))
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I gave him a smile. I was aiming for sweet, but he turned a shade paler and scooted a bit farther from me. Note to self: work more on sweet and less on psycho-killer.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3))
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I'm a substitute mom." "You're more like a crazy aunt who only gets called when somebody needs bailing out of jail.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Burns (Kate Daniels, #2))
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Yes I can,” Curran snarled. β€œListen: this is me telling you what you will not do.” I raised the cookbook and tapped him on the nose. Bad cat.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Slays (Kate Daniels, #5))
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It’s your duty as my best friend to be outraged with me.” β€œI’m outraged!” I snarled. β€œThat bastard!” β€œThank you,” Andrea said.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Slays (Kate Daniels, #5))
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You slept with Curran and you didn’t tell me? I’m your best friend.” β€œIt didn’t come up.” β€œHow disappointing for you.” Ha-ha. β€œThat’s not what I meant.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bleeds (Kate Daniels, #4))
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Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bleeds (Kate Daniels, #4))
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you might want to decide fast. We live in a dangerous world. If you see a chance to be happy, you have to fight for it, so later you have no regrets.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bleeds (Kate Daniels, #4))
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As he passed me, he leaned to Curran and handed him a paper fan folded from some sort of flyer. Curran looked at the fan. β€œWhat?” "An emergency precaution, Your Majesty. In case the lady faints.” Curran just stared at him. Raphael strode toward the Pit, turned, flexed a bit, and winked at me. "Give me that,” I told Curran. β€œI need to fan myself.” "No, you don’t.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3))
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Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Slays (Kate Daniels, #5))
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If you come, you better come in force because I will kill every single one of you. My hand won't shake, my aim won't falter. My face will be the last thing you'll see before you die." I jammed my knife into the table and walked out.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bleeds (Kate Daniels, #4))
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He scooped me up and suddenly I was pressed against his chest. β€œWere you worried about me?” "No, I’m ranting for fun, because I’m a disagreeable bitch!
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3))
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Why a raven?" "To honor my father." "The writing under it, is that Cyrillic?" "Yes." "What does it say?" "Dar Vorona. Gift of the Raven. I am my father's gift." "The raven is holding a bloody sword." "I never said it was a nice gift.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1))
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He bared his teeth in a happy feral grin. My own personal psycho.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bleeds (Kate Daniels, #4))
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I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1))
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You know anything about investigative work?" "Sure. Annoy the people involved until the guilt party tries to make you go away.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1))
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Are you out of your mind?" It's not polite to lie to your best friend. "It's a possibility.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bleeds (Kate Daniels, #4))
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I gave him my hard stare. β€œYou're a control freak and I fight all authority. And you want us to mate?” A wicked spark lit his eyes. β€œMany, many times.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bleeds (Kate Daniels, #4))
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Your ability to remain alive never ceases to amaze me.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Burns (Kate Daniels, #2))
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You're an interesting woman." "Your interest has been duly noted.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Burns (Kate Daniels, #2))
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Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?" "Yep." "Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?" "Nope it's a pie.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bleeds (Kate Daniels, #4))
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What's that?" "That's my attack poodle.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bleeds (Kate Daniels, #4))
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What kind of a woman greets the Beast Lord with 'here, kitty, kitty'?
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1))
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I just had to stay cool. Zen. No punching in the face. Punching would not be Zen.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bleeds (Kate Daniels, #4))
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How was I supposed to know that you let two little bears hurt you, Goldilocks?" "Ah, yes, that mouth. I missed it. All mine now.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bleeds (Kate Daniels, #4))
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Aha! So I’m not crazy.” β€œYou are most definitely crazy,” Derek said. β€œBut in a deranged, endearing way.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Rises (Kate Daniels, #6))
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I think I've been rather reasonable about this whole situation." "How do you figure?" "They are still breathing, aren't they?
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Burns (Kate Daniels, #2))
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...you expect me to fall on my back with my legs spread." "Not necessarily. ... You can fall on your hands and knees if you prefer. Or against the wall. Or on the kitchen counter. I suppose I might let you be on top, if you make it worth my while.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3))
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The rabbis paled. I’d managed to terrify holy men. Maybe I could beat up a nun for an encore.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bleeds (Kate Daniels, #4))
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The phone rang. I picked it up. β€œAre you sitting down?” Curran's voice asked. β€œYes.” β€œGood.” Click. I listened to the disconnect signal. If he wanted me to sit, then I'd stand. I got up. The chair got up with me and I ended up bent over my desk, with the chair stuck to my butt. I grabbed the edge of the chair and tried to pull it off. It remained stuck. I would murder him. Slowly. And I'd enjoy every second of it.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bleeds (Kate Daniels, #4))
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How much are you lifting?" "Seven hundred." Alrighty then. I will just stand over here, out of your way, and hope you don't remember to kick my ass. He grinned. "Wanna spot me?" "No thanks. How about I just scream verbal encouragements at you?" I took a deep breath and barked, "No pain, no gain! That pain is just weakness leaving your body! Come on! Push! Push! Make that weight your bitch!
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Burns (Kate Daniels, #2))
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You will not pass!” Roman thundered. Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf.
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Ilona Andrews (Gunmetal Magic (Kate Daniels, #5.5; World of Kate Daniels, #6 & #6.5; Andrea Nash, #1))
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I turned to leave and paused before the gap in the ruined wall. "One last thing, Your Majesty. I'd like a name I can put into my report, something shorter than typing out 'The Leader of the Southern Shapechanger Faction.' What should I call you?" "Lord." I rolled my eyes. He shrugged. "It's short.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1))
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Did he just rip out the engine?" I asked. "Yes", Saiman said. "And now he is demolishing the Maserati with it." Ten seconds later Curran hurled the twisted wreck of black and orange that used to be the Maserati into the wall. The first melodic notes of an old song came from the computer. I glanced at Saiman. He shrugged. "It begged for a soundtrack.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Slays (Kate Daniels, #5))
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I picked up the phone and dialed Andrea's extension. β€œYes?” β€œHe glued the chair to my ass.” Silence.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bleeds (Kate Daniels, #4))
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I'm secure enough in myself to wear panties with bows on them. Besides, they are comfy and soft." "I bet." He almost purred. I gulped.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Burns (Kate Daniels, #2))
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You said sloppy! Look, I didn't even use my sword; I hit him with my head, like a moron.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3))
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I make a bad mom, but I can pull off a crazy aunt.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Burns (Kate Daniels, #2))
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Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Burns (Kate Daniels, #2))
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You know what I like about you? You have no sense. You sit here in my house, you can barely hold a spoon, and you're telling me 'no'. You'd pull on Death's whiskers if you could reach them.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Burns (Kate Daniels, #2))
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You snore worse. At least I don't turn into a lion in my sleep." "I only did it once." "Once was weird enough, thank you.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Slays (Kate Daniels, #5))
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He lunged for the maps. I grabbed the chair and hit him with it. He went down. I hit him again to make sure he stayed that way, stepped over him, and picked up the maps. "I win.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Burns (Kate Daniels, #2))
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Fuck the pack. I gave them fifteen years of my life. I fought for them, bled for them, and the moment my back was turned, they attacked my wife. I owe them nothing.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Slays (Kate Daniels, #5))
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Curran looked at me. β€œWhat the hell was I supposed to do, catch the werebison as he was falling?
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3))
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Shapeshifter parenting mottoβ€”if your kid slits somebody's throat, always have a backup plan to make the body disappear.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Slays (Kate Daniels, #5))
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Just reflecting on the fact that when the Universe punches you in the teeth, it never just lets you fall down. It kicks you in the ribs a couple of times and dumps mud on your head.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3))
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You should name him Fezzik." "Inconceivable.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bleeds (Kate Daniels, #4))
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I think you’re confused as to the nature of our relationship. You and I, we don’t get along. You’re a psychopathic control freak. You order me around and I want to kill you. I’m a pigheaded insubordinate ass. I drive you mad and you want to strangle me.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3))
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Kate's Speciality: Killing things, with much bloodshed. Talking trash, infuriating authority. Driving Beast Lord crazy.
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Ilona Andrews
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We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Burns (Kate Daniels, #2))
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You sure you don’t want me to stay? I’ll make you coffee and ask you about your day.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3))
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What happened to the alpha-wolf?" "LEGOs." "Legos?" It sounded Greek but I couldn't recall anything mythological with that name. Wasn't it an island? "He was carrying a load of laundry into the basement and tripped on the old set of LEGOs his kids left on the stairs. Broke two ribs and an ankle.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1))
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Was his body made out of orange rocks and did he at any point yell 'It's clobbering time'?" "I find your attempt at levity inappropriate." "Consider me properly chastised.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bleeds (Kate Daniels, #4))
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What's with the beard and the horse mane? You look like Rent-a-Villain." The volhv's eyes widened. He raised his hand at me. "Well you don't look... female... in your pants." "That's a hell of an insult. Did you think of it all by yourself or did you ask your god for help?
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Slays (Kate Daniels, #5))
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He put the book down. β€œAs you wish.” He rose and walked past me. I lowered my sword, expecting him to pass, but suddenly he stepped in dangerously close. β€œWelcome home. I’m glad you made it. There is coffee in the kitchen for you.” My mouth gaped open. He inhaled my scent, bent close, about to kiss me… I just stood there like an idiot. Curran smirked and whispered in my ear instead. β€œPsych.” And just like that, he was out the door and gone. Oh boy.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Burns (Kate Daniels, #2))
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Are you sure you know where you're going?" Andrea frowned. "Would you like me to pull over and ask that bamboo for directions?" "I don't know, do you think it will answer?" We peered at the bamboo. "I think it looks suspicious," Andrea said. "Maybe there is a heffalump hiding in it." Andrea stared at me. "You know, heffalump? From Pooh Bear?" "Where do you even get this shit?
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Slays (Kate Daniels, #5))
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I dreamed that Curran and I killed a dinosaur and then had sex in the dirt.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3))
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I lied. I need your help." "Who are we killing?" "Do you have a pen?
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3))
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Men and swords. My father said that if you put any able-bodied man, no matter how peaceful, into a room with a sword and a practice dummy and leave him alone, eventually the man would pick up the sword and try to stab the dummy. It is human nature.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1))
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You know," she said, stirring her tea, "the fastest way to get him off your back is to sleep with him. And tell him you love him. Preferably while in bed." I smirked and the tea almost came out of my nose. "He'd run like he was on fire.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Burns (Kate Daniels, #2))
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Why the rifle? Everybody knows you can’t shoot.” Who were these everybodies and would they like to stand in front of me, preferably within ten feet, so I could discuss this issue in greater detail.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3))
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Did those nice church ladies come by again?" He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God's eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else.
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Ilona Andrews (Gunmetal Magic (Kate Daniels, #5.5; World of Kate Daniels, #6 & #6.5; Andrea Nash, #1))
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He finished the bandage and was examining it critically. "You know those things are unreliable." His voice held just a touch of reproach. β€œEleven out of twelve work fine. I’d say that’s better chances than getting an orgasm with a blind date and women still try.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1))
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Outside the windows the day was bright: golden sunshine, blue sky, pleasant wind . . . I wanted to punch the happy day in the face, grab it by the hair, and beat it until it told me what the hell it was so happy about.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Rises (Kate Daniels, #6))
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I ripped my left arm out of his hand and slammed my elbow into his solar plexus. He exhaled in a gasp. I lunged for the dagger and sat on top of him, my knees pinning his arms, my dagger on his throat. He lay still. β€œI give up,” he said and smiled. β€œYour move.” Er. I was sitting atop the Beast Lord in my underwear, holding a knife to his throat. What the hell was my next move?
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3))
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When I'm with him, I can feel myself getting better. It's like he's picking up broken pieces of me and putting me back together, and I don't even know he's doing it. We never talk about it. We don't go to therapy. He just loves me and that's enough.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bleeds (Kate Daniels, #4))
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His Majesty needs a can-I girl anyway. And I'm not it." "A can-I girl?" Andrea frowned. I leaned back. "'Can I fetch your food, Your Majesty? Can I tell you how strong and mighty you are, Your Majesty? Can I pick your fleas, Your Majesty? Can I kiss your ass, Your Majesty? Can I..." It dawned on me that Raphael was sitting very still. Frozen, like a statue, his gaze fixed on the point above my head. "He's standing behind me, isn't he?" Andrea nodded slowly. "Technically it should be 'may I'," Curran said, his voice deeper than I remembered. "Since you're asking for permission." Why me? "To answer your question, yes, you may kiss my ass. Normally I prefer maintain my personal space, but you're a Friend of the Pack and your services have proven useful once or twice. I strive to accommodate the wishes of persons friendly to my people. My only question is, would kissing my ass be obeisance, grooming, or foreplay?
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3))
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I flexed my wrist, popped a silver needle into my palm, and offered it to him. 'What's this?' 'A needle.' 'What should I do with it?' He'd walked right into it. Too easy. 'Please use it to pop your head. It's obscuring my view of the room.' - Kate & Saiman
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3))
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I'll call you," he repeated. "If you call me, I won't pick up the phone." "You will wait by the phone for my call, and when it rings, you will pick it up and you will speak to me in a civil manner. If you don't know how, ask someone.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bleeds (Kate Daniels, #4))
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Saiman picked up a coffee mug, stared at it, and hurled it against the wall. It shattered into a dozen pieces. We looked at him. β€œYour date appears to be hysterical,” Rene told me. β€œYou think I should slap some man into him?" Saiman stared at me, speechless. I had to give it to Reneβ€”she didn't laugh. But she really wanted to.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3))
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You thought about dragging me into your bed this morning.” "I thought about stabbing you and running away screaming. You broke into my house without permission and slobbered all over me. You’re a damn lunatic! And don’t give me that line about smelling my desire; I know it’s bullshit." "I didn’t need to smell you. I could tell by the dreamy look in your eyes and the way your tongue licked the inside of my mouth.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3))
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You’re taking a nap? Come on, Kate, I need you for this fight. Stop lying around.” β€œYou must think you’re funny.” β€œJust saying, you have to pull your own weight. A hot body and flirting will only get you so far.” β€œEverything I do, I learned from you, boy toy.” β€œBoy toy?” Curran asked. β€œWould you prefer man candy?
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Rises (Kate Daniels, #6))
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Would you like to borrow a pair of my panties to wave around at the next Council meeting to get the point across?” His eyes flashed. β€œGot any to spare?” I could’ve picked somebody rational. But no, I had to fall in love with this arrogant idiot. Come to the Keep with me, be my princess. Mourn me when your crazy dad kills me. Yeah, right.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bleeds (Kate Daniels, #4))
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He leaned his head to me, his neck so close to my lips, I felt the heat coming off his skin. His breath was warm against my ear. His voice was a ragged snarl. "I miss you." This wasn't happening. "I worry about you." He dipped his head and looked into my eyes. "I worry something stupid will happen and I won't be there and you'll be gone. I worry we won't ever get a chance and it's driving me out of my skull." No, no, no, no......... We stared at each other. The tiny space between us felt too hot. Muscles bulged on his naked frame. He looked feral. Mad gold eyes stared into mine. "Do you miss me, Kate?" I closed my eyes trying to shut him out. I could lie then we would be back to square one. Nothing would be resolved. I'd still be alone, hating him and wanting him. He grabbed my shoulders and shook me once. "Do you miss me?" I took the plunge. "Yes.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bleeds (Kate Daniels, #4))
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I said, I know why you’re afraid to fight with me.” "And why is that?” If he flexed again, I’d have to implement emergency measures. Maybe I could kick some sand at him or something. Hard to look hot brushing sand out of your eyes. "You want me.” Oh boy. "You can’t resist my subtle charm, so you’re afraid you’re going to make a spectacle out of yourself.” "You know what? Don’t talk to me.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3))
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I’d missed him so much, it almost hurt. It started the moment I left the Keep and nagged at me all day. Every day I had to fight with myself to keep from making up bullshit reasons to call the Keep so I could hear his voice. My only saving grace was that Curran wasn’t handling this whole mating thing any better. Yesterday he’d called me at the office claiming that he couldn’t find his socks. We talked for two hours.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Slays (Kate Daniels, #5))
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I came to the table, pulled up a chair, and sat. β€œEveryone brought a pet. I feel left out.” An enthusiastic howl broke the silence, and Grendel bounded through the doorway. He galloped through the steak house, skidded on the floor, smashed into my chair, and dropped a dead rat on my lap. Awesome.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Slays (Kate Daniels, #5))
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I know it's late, but could you find a book for me? It's called The Slavs: Study of Pagan Tradition by Osvintsev." Barabas sighed dramatically. "Kate, you make me despair. Let's try that again from the top, except this time pretend you are an alpha." "I don't need a lecture. I just need the book." "Much better. Little more growl in the voice?" "Barabas!" "And we're there. Congratulations!
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Slays (Kate Daniels, #5))
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I surveyed the rest of the Council and looked directly at Mahon. β€œSome of you know me. Some of you have seen me fight and some of you are my friends. Have your vote. But know this: if you come to remove me, come in force, because if you try to separate me from him, I will kill every single one of you. My hand won't shake. My aim won't falter. My face will be the last thing youβ€Ÿll see before you die.” I jammed the knife into the table and walked out.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bleeds (Kate Daniels, #4))
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It seems that the young woman made some indelicate suggestion of a threesome...When I got there, Miss Nash was standing by the hot tub in a small bikini, pointing the business end of a SIG-Sauer P-226 at her fella and concerned members of the hotel staff, while dunking the scantily clad female's head under the water and asking, "Who's diving for clams now, bitch?
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bleeds (Kate Daniels, #4))
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If I fought for them and was crippled, they would all say nice things,and then they would replace me and forget I was ever there. You would stay with me. You would take care of me, because you love me. I love you too, Kate. If you ever became hurt, I would not leave you. I’ll be there. Wherever you wantβ€˜there’ to be. -Curran to Kate
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Slays (Kate Daniels, #5))
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I'll be busy for the next eight weeks, so let's set this for November 15th. MENU I want lamb or venison steak. Baked potatoes with honey butter. Corn on the cob. Rolls. And apple pie, like the one you made before. I really liked it. I want it with ice cream. You owe me one naked dinner, but I'm not a complete beast, so you can wear a bra and panties if you so wish. The blue ones with the bow will do. Curran, Beast Lord of Atlanta
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3))
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Have you ever met someone and felt . . . I don't know how to describe it, felt a chance at having something that eluded you? I don't know . . . Forget I said anything." I knew what he meant. He was describing that moment when you realize that you are lonely. For a time you can be alone and doing fine and never give a thought to living any other way and then you meet someone and suddenly you become lonely. It stabs at you, almost like a physical pain, and you feel both deprived and angry, deprived because you wish to be with that person and angry, because their absence brings you misery. It's a strange feeling, akin to desperation, a feeling that makes you wait by the phone even though you know that the call is an hour away. I was not going to lose my balance. Not yet.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1))
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Yes. What is it, guilt, revenge, love, what?” I swallowed. β€œI live alone.” "And your point is?” "You have the Pack. You’re surrounded by people who would fall over themselves for the pleasure of your company. I have no one. My parents are dead, my entire family is gone. I have no friends. Except Jim, and that’s more of a working relationship than anything else. I have no lover. I can’t even have a pet, because I’m not at the house often enough to keep it from starving. When I come crawling home, bleeding and filthy and exhausted, the house is dark and empty. Nobody keeps the porch light on for me. Nobody hugs me and says, β€˜Hey, I’m glad you made it. I’m glad you’re okay. I was worried.’ Nobody cares if I live or die. Nobody makes me coffee, nobody holds me before I go to bed, nobody fixes my medicine when I’m sick. I’m by myself.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Burns (Kate Daniels, #2))
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Tall, with skin the color of rich coffee, and dressed all in black, Jim looked like he was carved from a block of solid muscle. Logic said that at some point he must've been a baby and then a child, but looking at him one was almost convinced that some deity touched the ground with its scepter and proclaimed, "There shall be a badass," and Jim sprung into existence, fully formed, complete with clothes, and ready for action.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Gifts (Kate Daniels, #5.6))
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Kate smirked. "What?" "Your horse looks pink." "So?" "If you paste some stars on her butt you'll be riding My Little Pony." "Bugger off." I patted the mare's neck. "Don't listen to her, Sugar. You are the cutest horsey ever. The correct name for her color is strawberry roan, by the way." "Strawberry Shortcake, more like it. Does Strawberry Shortcake know you stole her horse? She will be berry, berry angry with you." I looked at her from under half-lowered eyelids. "I can shoot you right here, on this road, and nobody will ever find your body.
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Ilona Andrews (Gunmetal Magic (Kate Daniels, #5.5; World of Kate Daniels, #6 & #6.5; Andrea Nash, #1))
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Kate makes good sausage," Jim said. Six pairs of eyes stared at me. Thank you, Mr. Wonderful. Just what I needed. "Oh yeah," Andrea snapped her fingers. "The links? The ones we had the beginning of the month? I didn't know you made those. I thought they were bought. They were so good." Her smile was positively cherubic. Of all the times not to be able to shoot laser beams out of my eyes... "What do you put into your sausage, Kate?" Raphael wanted to know, giving me a perfectly innocent look. Werejaguars with big mouths with a pinch of werehyena thrown in. "Venison and rabbit." "That sounds like some fine sausage," Doolittle said. "Will you share the recipe?" "Sure." "I had no idea you were a sausage expert," Curran said with a completely straight face. Die, die, die, die... Even Derek cracked a smile. Raphael put his head down on the table and jerked a little. "Is he choking?" Dali asked, wrinkling her forehead. "No, he just needs a moment," Curran said. "Young bouda males. Easily excitable.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3))
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No more tubs for me." I jumped off the bed and pulled on a pair of Pack sweats. "They make me lose all sense." Curran sprawled on the bed with a big self-satisfied smile. "Want to know a secret?" "Sure." "It's not the bathtub, baby." Well, aren't we smug. I picked up the corner of the lowest mattress and made a show of looking under it. "What are you looking for?" "A pea Your Majesty." "What?" "You heard me." I jumped back as he lunged and his fingers missed me by an inch. "Getting slow in your old age." "I thought you liked it slow." A flashback to last night mugged me and my mind executed a full stop. He laughed. "Ran out of snappy comebacks?" "Hush. I'm trying to think of one.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bleeds (Kate Daniels, #4))
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What did you tell them?” β€œI don't recall. I think I mentioned your discipline and ability to follow orders. I may have said something about you being a team player.” Derek emitted a strangled cough. β€œWhy?” I demanded. β€œIt seemed like a good idea at the time.” Curran resumed hammering. β€œI'm sorry,” I said into the phone, sticking me finger into my other ear so I could hear. β€œHis Majesty tends to exaggerate things. I'm not a team player. I'm undisciplined and I have a problem with authority. Also, the Beast Lord can't hammer for shit.” On the roof Derek was laughing his head off.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1))
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Reading list (1972 edition)[edit] 1. Homer – Iliad, Odyssey 2. The Old Testament 3. Aeschylus – Tragedies 4. Sophocles – Tragedies 5. Herodotus – Histories 6. Euripides – Tragedies 7. Thucydides – History of the Peloponnesian War 8. Hippocrates – Medical Writings 9. Aristophanes – Comedies 10. Plato – Dialogues 11. Aristotle – Works 12. Epicurus – Letter to Herodotus; Letter to Menoecus 13. Euclid – Elements 14. Archimedes – Works 15. Apollonius of Perga – Conic Sections 16. Cicero – Works 17. Lucretius – On the Nature of Things 18. Virgil – Works 19. Horace – Works 20. Livy – History of Rome 21. Ovid – Works 22. Plutarch – Parallel Lives; Moralia 23. Tacitus – Histories; Annals; Agricola Germania 24. Nicomachus of Gerasa – Introduction to Arithmetic 25. Epictetus – Discourses; Encheiridion 26. Ptolemy – Almagest 27. Lucian – Works 28. Marcus Aurelius – Meditations 29. Galen – On the Natural Faculties 30. The New Testament 31. Plotinus – The Enneads 32. St. Augustine – On the Teacher; Confessions; City of God; On Christian Doctrine 33. The Song of Roland 34. The Nibelungenlied 35. The Saga of Burnt NjΓ‘l 36. St. Thomas Aquinas – Summa Theologica 37. Dante Alighieri – The Divine Comedy;The New Life; On Monarchy 38. Geoffrey Chaucer – Troilus and Criseyde; The Canterbury Tales 39. Leonardo da Vinci – Notebooks 40. NiccolΓ² Machiavelli – The Prince; Discourses on the First Ten Books of Livy 41. Desiderius Erasmus – The Praise of Folly 42. Nicolaus Copernicus – On the Revolutions of the Heavenly Spheres 43. Thomas More – Utopia 44. Martin Luther – Table Talk; Three Treatises 45. FranΓ§ois Rabelais – Gargantua and Pantagruel 46. John Calvin – Institutes of the Christian Religion 47. Michel de Montaigne – Essays 48. William Gilbert – On the Loadstone and Magnetic Bodies 49. Miguel de Cervantes – Don Quixote 50. Edmund Spenser – Prothalamion; The Faerie Queene 51. Francis Bacon – Essays; Advancement of Learning; Novum Organum, New Atlantis 52. William Shakespeare – Poetry and Plays 53. Galileo Galilei – Starry Messenger; Dialogues Concerning Two New Sciences 54. Johannes Kepler – Epitome of Copernican Astronomy; Concerning the Harmonies of the World 55. William Harvey – On the Motion of the Heart and Blood in Animals; On the Circulation of the Blood; On the Generation of Animals 56. Thomas Hobbes – Leviathan 57. RenΓ© Descartes – Rules for the Direction of the Mind; Discourse on the Method; Geometry; Meditations on First Philosophy 58. John Milton – Works 59. MoliΓ¨re – Comedies 60. Blaise Pascal – The Provincial Letters; Pensees; Scientific Treatises 61. Christiaan Huygens – Treatise on Light 62. Benedict de Spinoza – Ethics 63. John Locke – Letter Concerning Toleration; Of Civil Government; Essay Concerning Human Understanding;Thoughts Concerning Education 64. Jean Baptiste Racine – Tragedies 65. Isaac Newton – Mathematical Principles of Natural Philosophy; Optics 66. Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz – Discourse on Metaphysics; New Essays Concerning Human Understanding;Monadology 67. Daniel Defoe – Robinson Crusoe 68. Jonathan Swift – A Tale of a Tub; Journal to Stella; Gulliver's Travels; A Modest Proposal 69. William Congreve – The Way of the World 70. George Berkeley – Principles of Human Knowledge 71. Alexander Pope – Essay on Criticism; Rape of the Lock; Essay on Man 72. Charles de Secondat, baron de Montesquieu – Persian Letters; Spirit of Laws 73. Voltaire – Letters on the English; Candide; Philosophical Dictionary 74. Henry Fielding – Joseph Andrews; Tom Jones 75. Samuel Johnson – The Vanity of Human Wishes; Dictionary; Rasselas; The Lives of the Poets
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Mortimer J. Adler (How to Read a Book: The Classic Guide to Intelligent Reading)
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He grinned. "You're jealous." I considered it. "No. But when you stared at that woman like she was made of diamonds, it didn't feel very good." "I stared at her because she smelled strange." "Strange how?" "She smelled like rock dust. Very strong dry smell." Curran put his arms around me. "I love it when you get all fussy and possessive." "I never get fussy and possessive." He grinned, showing his teeth. His face was practically glowing. "So you're cool if I go over and chat her up?" "Sure. Are you cool if I go and chat up that sexy werewolf on the third floor?" He went from casual and funny to deadly serious in half a blink. "What sexy werewolf?" I laughed. Curran's eyes focused. He was concentrating on something. "You're taking a mental inventory of all people working on the third floor, aren't you?" His expression went blank. I'd hit the nail on the head. I slid off him and put my head on his biceps. The shaggy carpet was nice and comfortable under my back. "Is it Jordan?" "I just picked a random floor," I told him. "You're nuts, you know that?" He put his arm around me. "Look who is talking.
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Ilona Andrews (Magic Gifts (Kate Daniels, #5.6))