Dallas Quotes

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Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. [Undelivered remarks for Dallas Trade Mart, November 22 1963]
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John F. Kennedy
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Tell me again what we're doing here," I said, running a continuous scan of our surroundings. Fang popped some Cracker Jack into his mouth. "We're here to watch manly men do manly things." I followed Fang's line of sight: He was watching the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, who were not doing manly things, by any stretch of the imagination.
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James Patterson (Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports (Maximum Ride, #3))
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Sookie, my little bullet-sucker" Eric, my big bullshitter
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Charlaine Harris (Living Dead in Dallas (Sookie Stackhouse, #2))
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You trust me?" Eric sounded surprised. "Yes." "That's . . . crazy, Sookie.
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Charlaine Harris (Living Dead in Dallas (Sookie Stackhouse, #2))
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Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror. "Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me.
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Charlaine Harris (Living Dead in Dallas (Sookie Stackhouse, #2))
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A cop? You married a bloody cop?" "I married a bloody criminal," Eve muttered, "but nobody ever thinks of that.
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J.D. Robb (Vengeance in Death (In Death, #6))
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Bite me." -Lieutenant Eve Dallas, from any of the In Death books.
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J.D. Robb
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Lord, Give me the strength not to bitch slap this woman.
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J.D. Robb
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We're standing here, beat to shit, walking away from a crime scene where either or both of us could have bought it, and you're asking me to marry you?" "Perfect timing.
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J.D. Robb (Glory in Death (In Death, #2))
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Do you think the penis ever gets tired?" Whose? Anybody's. I mean anybody with one. Does the penis ever just think: for God's sake pal, give it a rest? Or is it all: Woo-who!! Here we go again!
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J.D. Robb (Fantasy in Death (In Death, #30))
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Grace is not opposed to effort, it is opposed to earning. Earning is an attitude. Effort is an action. Grace, you know, does not just have to do with forgiveness of sins alone.
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Dallas Willard (The Great Omission: Reclaiming Jesus's Essential Teachings on Discipleship)
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The doll, Dallas. You know, Barbie doll. Jeez, didn't you ever have dollies?" "Dolls are like small dead people. I have enough dead people, thanks.
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J.D. Robb (Origin in Death (In Death, #21))
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I want to see you again." He stopped, took her face in his hands. "I need to see you again." Her pulse jumped, as if it had nothing to do with the rest of her. "Roarke, what's going on here?" "Lieutenant." He leaned forward, touched his lips to hers. "indications are we're having a romance.
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J.D. Robb (Naked in Death (In Death, #1))
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By the way, I haven't heard an 'I'm sorry' from you yet." My sense of grievance had overwhelmed my sense of self-preservation. I am sorry that the maenad picked on you." I glared at him. "Not enough," I said. I was trying hard to hang on to this conversation. Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me." That's more like it.
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Charlaine Harris (Living Dead in Dallas (Sookie Stackhouse, #2))
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We live in a culture that has, for centuries now, cultivated the idea that the skeptical person is always smarter than one who believes. You can almost be as stupid as a cabbage as long as you doubt.
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Dallas Willard (Hearing God: Developing a Conversational Relationship with God)
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Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit.
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Rick Riordan (The Serpent's Shadow (The Kane Chronicles, #3))
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Glass shattered, vampires roared, humans screamed. The noise battered at me, just as the tidal wave of scores of brains at high gear washed over me. When it began to taper off, I looked up into Eric's eyes. Incredibly, he was excited. He smiled at me. "I knew I'd get on top of you somehow," he said. Are you trying to make me mad so I'll forget how scared I am?" No, I'm just opportunistic." I wiggled, trying to get out from under him, and he said, "Oh, do that again. It felt great.
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Charlaine Harris (Living Dead in Dallas (Sookie Stackhouse, #2))
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You--Roarke." Eyes watering, she reached for more tissue. "Jesus, Eve. Jesus Christ, you never sleep with anybody. And you're telling me you slept with Roarke?" "That's not precisely accurate. We didn't sleep.
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J.D. Robb (Naked in Death (In Death, #1))
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What's your status?" she asked him. "Healthy, wealthy, and wise. What's yours?" "Ha. Mean, crafty, and rude.
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J.D. Robb (Survivor In Death (In Death, #20))
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... If you tried to touch my woman she'd break your dick off like a twig then stick it up your arse.
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J.D. Robb (Treachery in Death (In Death, #32))
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Fuck him." Feeney made a sound like a man who'd been pinched. "Christ Jesus, Dallas, you're in St. Pat's." "If God's going to make little weasels like him, she's going to have to listen to complaints.
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J.D. Robb (Glory in Death (In Death, #2))
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Oh thank you, Jesus." "It's Roarke." He tapped a finger on Eve's head. "You really shouldn't forget your own husband's name.
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J.D. Robb (New York to Dallas (In Death, #33))
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You don't need to diet, She-Body. You are a just-right female." "McNab?" Eve said. "Yes, sir." "Shut up." "It's all right, Dallas. We're a couple." "A couple of what? No, don't tell me. Don't talk to me. Don't talk to each other. Let there be silence across the land.
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J.D. Robb (Seduction in Death (In Death, #13))
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Ricorda: Nessuno guarisce dalla propria infanzia.
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Zerocalcare
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Uno scrittore non vive la vita come se questa gli cadesse addosso dal cielo, ma prevede e disegna ogni istante con metodo e precisione. Scoperchia e studia il mondo alla ricerca del congegno che lo fa funzionare, per poterlo sovvertire. Non gli interessa veramente chi sei e cosa fai, ma quanto materiale emozionale puoi fornirgli, quanta parte di te puΓ² trovare spazio, e in che modo, all'interno della sua opera.
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Sara Zelda Mazzini (Cronache dalla fine del mondo)
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Do you remember the first time we made love?" He touched his lips to hers as he said it. "We rode up in the elevator like this and couldn't keep our hands off each other, couldn't get to each other quick enough. I was mad for you. I wanted you more than I wanted to keep breathing. I still do." He deepened the kiss as the elevator doors opened. "It's never going to change.
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J.D. Robb (Big Jack (In Death, #17.5))
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Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me. -Eric
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Charlaine Harris (Living Dead in Dallas (Sookie Stackhouse, #2))
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Statues are too much like dolls, and dolls are creepy. You keep expecting them to blink. And the ones that smile, like this?" Eve kept her lips tight together and she curved them up. "You know they've got teeth in there. Big, sharp, shiny teeth." I didn't. But now I've got to worry about it.
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J.D. Robb (Salvation in Death (In Death, #27))
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Just shut your mouth, you ignorant twat." "Aw, Dallas, he called me a twat. How come you get to be a bitch, but I only get to be a twat." "It's the rank," Eve told her. "You'll make bitch one day." "Thanks. That means a lot to me.
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J.D. Robb (Festive in Death (In Death, #39))
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You have heard the expression 'love is blind'" "I think it's bullshit. Lust dazzles, sure, at least for the short term. But love clears the vision. You see better, sharper, because you feel more that you did before
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J.D. Robb (Memory in Death (In Death, #22))
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The last time I wore an animal hide; but this time I settled for this." Eric had been wearing a long trench coat. Now he threw it off dramatically, and I could only stand and stare. Normally, Eric was a blue-jeans-and-T-shirt kind of guy. Tonight, he wore a pink tank top and Lycra leggings[...]They were pink and aqua, like the swirls down the side of Jason's truck.
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Charlaine Harris (Living Dead in Dallas (Sookie Stackhouse, #2))
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I pity you all... Most of you will die---scratch that---ALL of you.
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Gerard Way (The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 2: Dallas)
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I'm practicing the discipline of not having to have the last word.
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Dallas Willard
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Eve, we're going to be married in a few days." The jittering started again, big time. "Yeah." "If he keeps looking at you like that, I'm going to have to hurt him.
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J.D. Robb (Immortal in Death (In Death, #3))
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You know what a storyteller is, don't you? It's a person that has a good memory who hopes other people don't.
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Sandra Dallas
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Every minute with you, Darling Eve, is a minute to treasure." She slid a glance toward him as she uncoded the seal. "You really do want sex." "I'm still breathing, so that would be yes.
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J.D. Robb (Survivor In Death (In Death, #20))
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Vending Machine: "This product has no known nutritional value and may cause irritability or wakefulness in some individuals. Please enjoy your selection and your day." Eve: "Up yours.
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J.D. Robb (Betrayal in Death (In Death, #12))
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What about your crepe?" "Stuff It." "She's crazy about you," Mavis commented. "It's almost embarrassing, the way she fawns.
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J.D. Robb (Immortal in Death (In Death, #3))
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Eve (to Roarke): "Whatever happened to me back in Dallas, I came out of it. I'm standing here because of it. Maybe I have everything that matters to me, including you, because of it. If that's true, I'd go through it all again. I'd go through every minute of the hell to have you, to have my badge, to have this life.
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J.D. Robb (Divided in Death (In Death, #18))
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Roarke, what's going on here?' 'Lieutenant.' He leaned forward, touched his lips to hers. 'Indications are we're having a romance.
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J.D. Robb (Naked in Death (In Death, #1))
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You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to alive person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if you were intending to leave a humorous prank message on our answering machine, know this: we will find you.
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Charlaine Harris (Living Dead in Dallas (Sookie Stackhouse, #2))
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How white is an Irishman's ass?" Eve wondered out loud. "You should know, darling.
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J.D. Robb (New York to Dallas (In Death, #33))
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You are who you are. I know you. You believe that? "Yea but--" "You're Eve Dallas. You're the love of my life. My heart and Soul. You're a cop, mind and bone. You're a woman of strength and resilience. Stubborn, hardheaded, occassionally mean as a badger, and more generous that you'll admit.
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J.D. Robb (Possession in Death (In Death, #31.5))
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We don't believe something by merely saying we believe it, or even when we believe that we believe it. We believe something when we act as if it were true.
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Dallas Willard (Renovation of the Heart: Putting On the Character of Christ)
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Have I missed a national holiday? There must be celebrations in the streets for you to be home at this hour of the day." "I'm calling it Summerset Goes Mute Day. The city's gone mad with joy.
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J.D. Robb (Treachery in Death (In Death, #32))
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Evil humans were afoot.
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Marilyn Dalla Valle (Westwind Secrets)
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There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies.
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J.D. Robb (Divided in Death (In Death, #18))
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There is no easy way out of our circumstances...Sometimes you stick it out even when you want to give up because you know that on the other side is either a better situation or a better you." -Watercrossing (Phantom Island Book 3)
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Krissi Dallas
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Breakfast is the only meal of the day that I tend to view with the same kind of traditionalized reverence that most people associate with Lunch and Dinner. I like to eat breakfast alone, and almost never before noon; anybody with a terminally jangled lifestyle needs at least one psychic anchor every twenty-four hours, and mine is breakfast. In Hong Kong, Dallas or at home β€” and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed β€” breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crepes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned beef hash with diced chiles, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of Key lime pie, two margaritas, and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert… Right, and there should also be two or three newspapers, all mail and messages, a telephone, a notebook for planning the next twenty-four hours and at least one source of good music… All of which should be dealt with outside, in the warmth of a hot sun, and preferably stone naked.
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Hunter S. Thompson
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After all, a woman didn't leave much behind in the world to show she'd been there. Even the children she bore and raised got their father's name. But her quilts, now that was something she could pass on.
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Sandra Dallas
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Didn't people consider what could happen if armies of farm animals united in revolt?
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J.D. Robb (Indulgence in Death (In Death, #31))
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And you're not going to tell me she didn't make a move on you. At least test the waters." "The waters," he said, "were not receptive." "If they had been, I'd have drowned her in them already.
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J.D. Robb (Innocent in Death (In Death, #24))
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Eve, did you marry me for my money?" "You bet your ass. And you'd better hold on to it, or I'm history" "It's very sweet of you to say so.
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J.D. Robb (Witness in Death (In Death, #10))
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Roarke had to force himself not to snatch her up as she swept through the hallowed Senate halls. Members of the media were already leaping toward her, but she cut through them as if they weren’t there. β€œI like your style, Lieutenant Dallas,” he said when they’d fought their way to the car. β€œI like it a lot. And by the way, I don’t think I’m in love with you anymore. I know I am.
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J.D. Robb (Naked in Death (In Death, #1))
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Suppose our failures occur, not in spite of what we are doing, but precisely because of it.
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Dallas Willard (The Divine Conspiracy: Rediscovering Our Hidden Life in God)
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Okay. Look, why don't you take care of the half a million things you've been letting dangle in Roarke's Empire of Everything?" "Catchy title. I may use it one day.
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J.D. Robb (New York to Dallas (In Death, #33))
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Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eyeing us side by side in the mirror. Sure is, Girlfriend." Eric grinned at me. "But are you blond all the way down?" Don't you wish you knew?" Yes," he said simply. Well, you'll just have to wonder." I am," he said. "Blond everywhere," I could tell as much from your chest hair." He raised my arm to check my armpit. "You silly women, shaving your body hair," He said, dropping my arm.
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Charlaine Harris (Living Dead in Dallas (Sookie Stackhouse, #2))
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You're lips are bloody.' He seized my face in both hands and kissed me. It's hard not to respond when a master of the art of kissing is laying one on you.
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Charlaine Harris (Living Dead in Dallas (Sookie Stackhouse, #2))
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I'd rather be screwed up with you than smooth with anybody else.
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J.D. Robb (New York to Dallas (In Death, #33))
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Summerset, don't you ever sleep?" "It's Lieutenant Dallas. She's--" Roarke dropped his briefcase, grabbed Summerset by the lapels. "Has she been hurt? Where is she?" "A nightmare. She was screaming." Summerset lost his usual composure and dragged a hand over his hair. "She won't cooperate. I was about to call your doctor. I left her in her private suite." As Roarke pushed him aside, Summerset grabbed his arm. "Roarke, you should have told me what had been done to her." Roarke merely shook his head and kept going. "I'll take care of her.
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J.D. Robb (Immortal in Death (In Death, #3))
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Eve-"In the name of all that is holy...It's 2060, not 1760. Can't they figure out a better way to handle this process?" Roarke-"Amen
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J.D. Robb
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So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself? ~Eric Northman
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Charlaine Harris (Living Dead in Dallas (Sookie Stackhouse, #2))
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He shook his head and eyed Roarke. "You don't look like a cop." "I'm not and thank you for noticing.
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J.D. Robb (New York to Dallas (In Death, #33))
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You're almost as good as Peabody." He stopped at the door, grabbed her up in a steaming kiss. "You can't get that from Peabody." "I could if I wanted." But it made her grin as he uncoded the locks. "But I like you better for sex.
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J.D. Robb (Conspiracy in Death (In Death, #8))
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I'm going to see if Morris has a spare spine lying around you can borrow if you're scared to speak to that high-heeled, smug-ass bitch, Peabody.
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J.D. Robb (Treachery in Death (In Death, #32))
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[Eric:] "I'm hoping that the more you see me, the more I'll grow on you." [Sookie:] "Like a fungus?
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Charlaine Harris (Living Dead in Dallas (Sookie Stackhouse, #2))
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In many cases, our need to wonder about or be told what God wants in a certain situation is nothing short of a clear indication of how little we are engaged in His work.
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Dallas Willard (Hearing God: Developing a Conversational Relationship with God)
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It's an exceptional thing to have someone in your life who knows and understands you so well. Who loves who you are. A very exceptional thing.
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J.D. Robb (New York to Dallas (In Death, #33))
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You have to trust or you're only living half a life.
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J.D. Robb (New York to Dallas (In Death, #33))
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Wow," I said, since it was all I could think of to say. "Wow. That's some outfit." When you've got a big guy wearing Lycra it doesn't leave a whole lot to the imagination. I resisted the temptation to ask Eric to turn around. "I don't believe I could be convincing as a queen," Eric said, "but I decided this sent such a mixed signal, almost anything was possible." He fluttered his eyelashes at me. Eric was definitely enjoying this. "Oh, yes," I said, trying to find somewhere else to look. (Living Dead in Dallas)
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Charlaine Harris (Living Dead in Dallas (Sookie Stackhouse, #2))
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I'm just full of surprises." Watching her, he waved the wrapped bar from side to side. "You can have the candy if you sit on my lap." That sounds like something perverted old men say to young, stupid girls." I'm not old, and you're not stupid." He sat, patted his knee. "It's Belgian chocolate." Just because I'm sitting on your lap and eating your candy doesn't mean you can cop a feel," she said as she folded into his lap.
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J.D. Robb
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I'm a barrel of monkeys, kid, though mostly I figure monkeys stuck in a barrel are just going to be pissed off.
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J.D. Robb (New York to Dallas (In Death, #33))
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Our failure to hear His voice when we want to is due to the fact that we do not in general want to hear it, that we want it only when we think we need it.
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Dallas Willard (Hearing God: Developing a Conversational Relationship with God)
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But Eve had already scented it, alreadyβ€”despite herselfβ€”begun to smile. β€œIt’s coffee,” she murmured, unaware of the way her voice softened as she reached for the simple brown bag Mavis held. β€œCoffee.” Illusions shattered, Mavis stared. β€œThe man’s got more money than God, and he sends you a bag of coffee?” β€œReal coffee.” β€œOh, well then.” In disgust, Mavis waved a hand. β€œI don’t care what the damn stuff costs a pound, Dallas. A woman wants glitter.” Eve brought the bag to her face and sniffed deep. β€œNot this woman. The son of a bitch knew just how to get to me.” She sighed. β€œIn more ways than one.
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J.D. Robb (Naked in Death (In Death, #1))
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What a woman you are,” he murmured, and she heard the emotion in it, the way the Irish thickened just a bit in his voice. And saw it in those vivid eyes when he drew back. β€œThat you would think of this. That you would do this.” He shook his head, kissed her. Like the breath, long and quiet. β€œI can’t thank you enough. There isn’t enough thanks. I can’t say what this means to me, even to you. I don’t have the words for it.” He took her hands, brought them both to his lips. β€œA ghra. You stagger me.” He framed her face now, touched his lips to her brow. β€œYou’re the beat of my heart, the breath in my body, the light in my soul.
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J.D. Robb (Indulgence in Death (In Death, #31))
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The world can no longer be left to mere diplomats, politicians, and business leaders. They have done the best they could, no doubt. But this is an age for spiritual heroes- a time for men and women to be heroic in their faith and in spiritual character and power. The greatest danger to the Christian church today is that of pitching its message too low.
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Dallas Willard (The Spirit of the Disciplines: Understanding How God Changes Lives)
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I drank lots of water and orange juice and took a multivitamin and iron supplement for breakfast, which was my regimen since Bill had come into my life and brought (along with love, adventure, and excitement) the constant threat of anemia.
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Charlaine Harris (Living Dead in Dallas (Sookie Stackhouse, #2))
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What time is it in New York?" He shook his head. "An hour later than it is here. The earth simply has to revolve, Eve, however annoying it is for you." "It can revolve all it wants. I just don't see why people can't settle on the same time.
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J.D. Robb (New York to Dallas (In Death, #33))
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You had no right. No right to stand in front of me.” He turned back now, his eyes vividly blue with temper that had gone from frigid to blaze. β€œNo fucking right to risk yourself on my behalf” β€œOh really. Is that so?” She stalked forward until they were toe to toe. β€œOkay, you tell me. You keep looking me dead in the eye and you tell me you wouldn’t have done the same if it was me in jeopardy.” β€œThat’s entirely different.” β€œWhy?” Her chin came up and her finger jabbed hard into his chest. β€œBecause you have a penis?
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J.D. Robb (Vengeance in Death (In Death, #6))
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The greatest issue facing the world today, with all its heartbreaking needs, is whether those who, by profession or culture, are identified as β€˜Christians’ will become disciples – students, apprentices, practitioners – of Jesus Christ, steadily learning from him how to live the life of the Kingdom of the Heavens into every corner of human existence.
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Dallas Willard (The Great Omission: Reclaiming Jesus's Essential Teachings on Discipleship)
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I'm not putting up with this," she continued. "You can't even go out and buy a solar system without worrying I'll fall apart. How are you supposed to get anything done?" "Actually, I'm not in the market for a solar system right at the moment.
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J.D. Robb (New York to Dallas (In Death, #33))
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When she brought Mira up, Eve gave Roarke another glance. "Don't talk to him," she warned. "He can get bitchy when he's in this deep. I don't know if we have any of that tea stuff." "I had it stocked, and I don't get bitchy. Bloody, buggering HELL." Eve just rolled her eyes and got the tea.
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J.D. Robb (New York to Dallas (In Death, #33))
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She would be a sparkling accent on his arm. She speaks flawless French and Italian, and has a limitless supply of charm when she wishes to dispense it. And'd she'll use him. She'll take, take more. If it was necessary, or if she simply had the whim, she'd toss him to the wolves to see who'd win." He finished the whiskey. "You, Lieutenant, are often crude, you are certainly rude, and have very little sense of how to be the wife--in public--of a man in Roarke's position. And you would do anything, no matter what the personal risk, to keep him from harm. She will never love him. You will never do anything but.
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J.D. Robb (Innocent in Death (In Death, #24))
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I am in the jungle and I am too fast for you. You have teeth and stripes and things that tear. But I am much too fast… You want my flesh, but you don’t know where the jungle is… Only I know where the jungle is… Only I know… I am a gazelle. I am a gazelle and the jungle is my home.
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Gerard Way (The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 2: Dallas)
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He stepped to her again, laid his lips on her brow. "But I want children with you, my lovely Eve. One day." "One day being far, far in the future. Like, I don't know, say a decade when...Hold on. Children is plural." He eased back, grinned. "Why, so it is--nothing slips by my canny cop." "You really think if I ever actually let you plant something in me--they're like aliens in there, growing little hands and feet." She shuddered. "Creepy. If I ever did that, popped a kid out--which I think is probably as pleasant a process as having your eyeballs pierced by burning, poisonous sticks, I'd say, 'Whoopee, let's do this again?' Have you recently suffered head trauma?" "Not to my knowledge." "Could be coming. Any second.
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J.D. Robb (Survivor In Death (In Death, #20))
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I can handle it. But it stinks, if you ask me, really stinks, that you get to go out somewhere drinking beer while I'm stuck at Baby Central. Just because you have a penis." "We'll think fondly of you over beer, me and my penis." She ate a little more, then smiled slowly. "You've still got to be in the birthing room when she pushes it out." "Shut up, Eve." "Your penis won't save you then, Pal.
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J.D. Robb (Born in Death (In Death, #23))
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Hold on a minute." She leaned out the window, shouted at the messenger who'd nearly sideswiped her vehicle with his jet-board. "Police property, asshole. If I had time I'd hunt you down and use that board to beat your balls black." "Darling Eve, you know how that kind of talk thrills and excites me. How can I keep my mind off sex now?
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J.D. Robb (Survivor In Death (In Death, #20))
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We must understand that God does not "love" us without liking us - through gritted teeth - as "Christian" love is sometimes thought to do. Rather, out of the eternal freshness of his perpetually self-renewed being, the heavenly Father cherishes the earth and each human being upon it. The fondness, the endearment, the unstintingly affectionate regard of God toward all his creatures is the natural outflow of what he is to the core - which we vainly try to capture with our tired but indispensable old word "love".
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Dallas Willard (The Divine Conspiracy: Rediscovering Our Hidden Life in God)
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I want a riot laser," Eve snapped at Peabody. "Full body armor." She yanked a six-inch combat knife from its leather sheath and watched with glee, as its wicked serrated edge caught the sunlight through her little window. Peabody's eyes popped. "Sir?" "I'm going down to maintenance, and I'm going locked and loaded. I'm taking those piss-brain sons of bitches out, one by one. Then I'm going to haul what's left of the bodies into my vehicle and set it on fire." "Jesus, Dallas, I thought we had a red flag." "I've got a red flag. I've got one." Her eyes wheeled to Peabody. "I've got under fifty miles on my ride since those lying, cheating, sniveling shitheads said it was road ready. Road ready? Do you want me to tell you about road ready?" "I would like that very much, Lieutenant. If you'd sheathe that knife first.
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J.D. Robb (Betrayal in Death (In Death, #12))
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Damn it all to hell and back again, you know very well that was a setup. You bloody well know I couldn't put my hands on her." "Yeah, yeah, sure, sure." Eve shrugged off her coat, tossed it aside. "I know a setup when I see it, and I know your face, ace. I didn't see desire on it, I saw annoyance." "Is that so? Is that bloody well so? Well, if you knew it was just what it was, why did you sucker punch me?" "Mostly?" She turned, cocked a hip. "Because you're a man." Eyes narrowed on her face, he tried to stanch the blood with the back of his hand. "And do you have any sort of idea just how often I might expect your fist in my goddamn face because of my bleeding DNA?
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J.D. Robb (Innocent in Death (In Death, #24))
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I once stood in a field in Ireland, alone, a little lost, and wishing for you more than I wished for my next breath. And you came, though I never asked you, you came because you knew I needed you. We don't always do what's right, what's good. Not even for each other. But when it counts, down to the core of it, I believe we do exactly that. What's right and good for each other. There's no rule to that. It's just love." Just love, she thought when he stepped out. She may have been going into her own personal hell to face a killer, but right at that moment she considered herself the luckiest woman in the world.
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J.D. Robb (New York to Dallas (In Death, #33))
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I want a homing beacon on your vehicle." "There will be." "No, I want one on before we leave the grounds in the morning. I'll see to it." Give and take, she reminded herself. Even when--maybe especially when--give and take was a pain in the ass. "Okay. But there go my plans to slip off and meet Pablo the pool boy for an hour of hot, sticky sex." "We all have to make sacrifices. Myself, I've had to reschedule my liaison with Vivien the French maid three times in the last couple of days." "Blows," Eve said as they slipped into bed. "She certainly does.
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J.D. Robb (Creation in Death (In Death, #25))
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She stepped forward as if to pick up the fur she'd tossed over a chair. Smoothly, she turned to hand it to him. And with perfect timing, flung herself into his arms. The sable fell as he took her shoulders to shove her back. Eve stepped to the doorway to see Magdelana with her arms locked around Roarke's neck, his hands on her bare shoulders--one of the ivory straps sliding to her elbow. "Son of a bitch," she said. On cue, Magdelana spun around, her face full of passion and shock. "Oh, God. Oh...it's not what it looks like." "Bet." Eve strode in. Actually, Roarke thought, it was more of a swagger. He had a moment to admire it, before Eve rammed her fist in his face. "Fuck me." His head snapped back, and he tasted blood. Magdelana cried out, but even the deaf would have caught the suppressed laughter in the sound. "Roarke! Oh, my God, you're bleeding. Please, let me just--" "Don't look now," Eve said cheerfully. "But he's not the only one." She decked Magdelana with a straight-armed jab. "Bitch," Eve added as Magdelana's eyes rolled back and she fell, unconscious, to the floor. Roarke looked down. "Well, now, fuck us all.
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J.D. Robb (Innocent in Death (In Death, #24))
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Goddamn Summerset. I've told him to leave my car when I park it." "I think he did." Peabody flipped on her sunshades, pointed. "It's blocking the drive, see?" "Oh, yeah." Eve cleared her throat. The car was just as she'd left it, and fluttering in the mild breeze were a few torn articles of clothing. "Don't ask," she muttered and started to hoof it down the drive. "I wasn't going to." Peabody's voice was smooth as silk, "Speculation's more interesting.
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J.D. Robb (Rapture in Death (In Death, #4))
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That was a charming invitation," she murmured, then arched a brow when the man peeled open his fly patch and wagged his personality at her. "Oh, look, kitty. A teeny-tiny little penis." She smiled, leaned just a bit closer. "Better take care of it, asshole, or my pussy here might mistake it for a teeny-tiny little mouse and bite it off." It made her feel better to see what there was of his pride and joy shrivel before he closed his flaps.
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J.D. Robb
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Do you think you're walking out on me, on your life, because you defended yourself against a monster?" "I killed my father." "You killed a fucking monster. You were a child. Are you going to stand there, look me in the face, and tell me that child was to blame?" She opened her mouth, closed it. "It's not a matter of how I see it, Roarke. The law--" "The law should have protected you!" With visions dancing evilly in his head, he snapped. He could all but hear the tight wire of control break. "Goddamn the law. What good did it do either one of us when we needed it most? You want to chuck your badge because the law's too fucking weak to care for it's innocents, for it's children, be my guest. Throw your career away. But you're not getting rid of me.
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J.D. Robb (Immortal in Death (In Death, #3))
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Why doesn't it bother her? Seriously, it doesn't. She's not putting on a front. She's in a serious relationship with a guy who has sex with other women for a living, and it doesn't matter to her." "I married a cop." Roarke smiled at her. "We all have our levels of acceptance. He was an LC when they met, just as she was a doctor, and one who often works in dangerous areas of the city." She shot him the same easy smile. "So...if I'd been an LC when we met, you wouldn't have any problem with me banging other guys. Professionally." "None at all, as I'd kick your ass and murder all of them. But that's my level of acceptance.
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J.D. Robb (Strangers in Death (In Death, #26))
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Today," she told it, "death comes to all your circuits. Will it be slow and systematic or fast and brutal?" Considering, she circled it, "Tough decision. I've waited so long for this moment. Dreamed of it." Showing her teeth, she began to roll up her sleeves. "What," Roarke asked from the doorway that connected their work areas, "is that?" "The former bane of my existence. The Antichrist of technology. Do we have a hammer?" Studying the pile on the floor, he walked in. "Several, I imagine, of various types." "I want all of them. Tiny little hammers, big, wallbangers, and everything in between." "Might one ask why?" "I'm going to beat this thing apart, byte by byte, until there's nothing left but dust from the last trembling chip." "Hmmm." Roarke crouched down, examined the pitifully out-of-date system. "When did you haul this mess in here?" "Just now. I had it in the car. Maybe I should use acid, just stand here and watch it hiss and dissolve. That could be good." Saying nothing, Roarke took a small case out of his pocket, opened it, and chose a slim tool. With a few deft moves, he had the housing open. "Hey! Hey! What're you doing?" "I haven't seen anything like this in a decade. Fascinating. Look at this corrosion. Christ, this is a SOC chip system. And it's cross-wired." When he began to fiddle, she rushed over and slapped at his hands. "Mine. I get to kill it." "Get a grip on yourself," he said absently and delved deeper into the guts. "I'll take this into research." "No. Uh-uh. I have to bust it apart. What if it breeds?
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J.D. Robb (Witness in Death (In Death, #10))
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Pull yourself together, Detective. You're embarrassing yourself, and more imprtant, you're embarrassing me." "They're going to do it outside. In public." "So the fuck what?" "Public," Peabody said, head still between her knees. "You're being honored by this department and this city for having the integrity, the courage, and the skill to take out a blight on this department and this city. Dirty, murdering, greedy, treacherous cops are sitting in cages right now because you had that integrity, courage, and skill. I don't care if they do this damn thing in Grand Central, you will get on your feet. You will not puke, pass out, cry like a baby, or squeal like a girl. That's a goddamn order." "I had more of a 'Relax, Peabody, this is a proud moment' sort of speech in mind," McNab murmured to Roarke. Roarke shook his head, grinned. "Did you now? You've a bit to learn yet, haven't you?
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J.D. Robb (New York to Dallas (In Death, #33))
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GO BACK TO DALLAS!” the man sitting somewhere behind us yelled again, and the hold Aiden still had on the back of my neck tightened imperceptibly. β€œDon’t bother, Van,” he demanded, pokerfaced. β€œI’m not going to say anything,” I said, even as I reached up with the hand furthest away from him and put it behind my head, extending my middle finger in hopes that the idiot yelling would see it. Those brown eyes blinked. β€œYou just flipped him off, didn’t you?” Yeah, my mouth dropped open. β€œHow do you know when I do that?” My tone was just as astonished as it should be. β€œI know everything.” He said it like he really believed it. I groaned and cast him a long look. β€œYou really want to play this game?” β€œI play games for a living, Van.” I couldn’t stand him sometimes. My eyes crossed in annoyance. β€œWhen is my birthday?” He stared at me. β€œSee?” β€œMarch third, Muffin.” What in the hell? β€œSee?” he mocked me. Who was this man and where was the Aiden I knew? β€œHow old am I?” I kept going hesitantly. β€œTwenty-six.” β€œHow do you know this?” I asked him slowly. β€œI pay attention,” The Wall of Winnipeg stated. I was starting to think he was right. Then, as if to really seal the deal I didn’t know was resting between us, he said, β€œYou like waffles, root beer, and Dr. Pepper. You only drink light beer. You put cinnamon in your coffee. You eat too much cheese. Your left knee always aches. You have three sisters I hope I never meet and one brother. You were born in El Paso. You’re obsessed with your work. You start picking at the corner of your eye when you feel uncomfortable or fool around with your glasses. You can’t see things up close, and you’re terrified of the dark.” He raised those thick eyebrows. β€œAnything else?” Yeah, I only managed to say one word. β€œNo.” How did he know all this stuff? How? Unsure of how I was feeling, I coughed and started to reach up to mess with my glasses before I realized what I was doing and snuck my hand under my thigh, ignoring the knowing look on Aiden’s dumb face. β€œI know a lot about you too. Don’t think you’re cool or special.” β€œI know, Van.” His thumb massaged me again for all of about three seconds. β€œYou know more about me than anyone else does.” A sudden memory of the night in my bed where he’d admitted his fear as a kid pecked at my brain, relaxing me, making me smile. β€œI really do, don’t I?” The expression on his face was like he was torn between being okay with the idea and being completely against it. Leaning in close to him again, I winked. β€œI’m taking your love of MILF porn to the grave with me, don’t worry.” He stared at me, unblinking, unflinching. And then: β€œI’ll cut the power at the house when you’re in the shower,” he said so evenly, so crisply, it took me a second to realize he was threatening me… And when it finally did hit me, I burst out laughing, smacking his inner thigh without thinking twice about it. β€œWho does that?” Aiden Graves, husband of mine, said it, β€œMe.” Then the words were out of my mouth before I could control them. β€œAnd you know what I’ll do? I’ll go sneak into bed with you, so ha.” What the hell had I just said? What in the ever-loving hell had I just said? β€œIf you think I’m supposed to be scared…” He leaned forward so our faces were only a couple of inches away. The hand on my neck and the finger pads lining the back of my ear stayed where they were. β€œI’m not
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Mariana Zapata (The Wall of Winnipeg and Me)