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I can ask her,” I said slowly. “But I’m pretty sure she’s hooking up with someone later…” “Who?” Max demanded and Darcy caught my eye in confusion. I twitched my lips in amusement, and she caught on, quickly adding to my lie with one of her own. “Oh yeah, she’s been seeing one of the servants,” Darcy said enthusiastically. “She said she’s never had someone rock her coconuts like he can…” Max’s mouth fell open as he stared around at the wait staff who were coming and going in outrage. “Bullshit,” he snarled. “Some fucking waiter is not better in the sack than me.” I snorted a laugh and Darcy smirked into her carrots. “Is it that guy over there?” Max demanded and I followed his arm to a huge waiter who was carrying four trays at once and making it look easy. “No, but he’s hot,” I agreed, checking him out. “Maybe I should ask him to come and fluff my pillows later…” “I can do that for you if you need help with it,” Caleb piped up and Darius set his glass down hard enough to rattle the cutlery. I glanced at him in surprise, but he wasn’t looking at me, he was scowling at the hot waiter who seemed to notice and promptly left the room. “Is it that guy?” Max demanded, pointing out another stacked waiter. Is that some kind of requirement for working here or something? ‘Wait staff needed, previous experience preferred, thick thighs appreciated and stacked abs a plus…’ “No. It’s him,” Darcy said, and I smirked as she pointed out one of the smallest guys in the room who just so happened to be about twenty years older than us too. “Fuck off,” Max said in denial. “There’s no way she’d trade me in for him!” “She said he’s got hidden talents,” I added with a wink. “Yeah,” Darcy agreed. “And a huge-” Max pushed himself to his feet with his gaze locked on the poor waiter and me and Darcy both burst into laughter. “You’re joking?” Seth asked in amusement as Max lowered himself back into his chair with a frown and Caleb barked a laugh. “That wasn’t funny,” he groaned. “Yeah, it was,” Caleb disagreed. “Cut him a break,” Darius said, leaning back in his chair while his eyes glimmered with mirth. “It’s hard when the girl you like won’t give you the time of day. One minute he thought they were all on then the next she’s back to ignoring him and hating him and…” He trailed off as we all looked at him and his gaze slid over me. “And he doesn’t need us laughing at him too,” he finished slowly.
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