Curious Incident Christopher Quotes

And Father said, "Christopher, do you understand that I love you?" And I said "Yes," because loving someone is helping them when they get into trouble, and looking after them, and telling them the truth, and Father looks after me when I get into trouble, like coming to the police station, and he looks after me by cooking meals for me, and he always tells me the truth, which means that he loves me.

Mother used to say it meant Christopher was a nice name because it was a story about being kind and helpful, but I do not want my name to mean a story about being kind and helpful. I want my name to mean me.

And it was strange because he was calling, "Christopher. . . ? Christopher. . . ?" and I could see my name written out as he was saying it. Often I can see what someone is saying written out like it is being printed on a computer screen, especially if they are in another room. But this was not on a computer screen. I could see it written really large, like it was on a big advert on the side of a bus. And it was in my mother's handwriting

Mother used to say that it meant Christopher was a nice name because it was a story about being kind and helpful, but I do not want my name to mean a story about being kind and helpful. I want my name to mean me.

Between the roof of the shed and the big plant that hangs over the fence from the house next door I could see the constellation Orion. People say that Orion is called Orion because Orion was a hunter and the constellation looks like a hunter with a club and a bow and arrow, like this: But this is really silly because it is just stars, and you could join up the dots in any way you wanted, and you could make it look like a lady with an umbrella who is waving, or the coffeemaker which Mrs. Shears has, which is from Italy, with a handle and steam coming out, or like a dinosaur. And there aren't any lines in space, so you could join bits of Orion to bits of Lepus or Taurus or Gemini and say that they were a constellation called the Bunch of Grapes or Jesus or the Bicycle (except that they didn't have bicycles in Roman and Greek times, which was when they called Orion Orion). And anyway, Orion is not a hunter or a coffeemaker or a dinosaur. It is just Betelgeuse and Bellatrix and Alnilam and Rigel and 17 other stars I don't know the names of. And they are nuclear explosions billions of miles away. And that is the truth. I stayed awake until 5:47. That was the last time I looked at my watch before I fell asleep. It has a luminous face and lights up if you press a button, so I could read it in the dark. I was cold and I was frightened Father might come out and find me. But I felt safer in the garden because I was hidden. I looked at the sky a lot. I like looking up at the sky in the garden at night. In summer I sometimes come outside at night with my torch and my planisphere, which is two circles of plastic with a pin through the middle. And on the bottom is a map of the sky and on top is an aperture which is an opening shaped in a parabola and you turn it round to see a map of the sky that you can see on that day of the year from the latitude 51.5° north, which is the latitude that Swindon is on, because the largest bit of the sky is always on the other side of the earth. And when you look at the sky you know you are looking at stars which are hundreds and thousands of light-years away from you. And some of the stars don't even exist anymore because their light has taken so long to get to us that they are already dead, or they have exploded and collapsed into red dwarfs. And that makes you seem very small, and if you have difficult things in your life it is nice to think that they are what is called negligible, which means that they are so small you don't have to take them into account when you are calculating something. I didn't sleep very well because of the cold and because the ground was very bumpy and pointy underneath me and because Toby was scratching in his cage a lot. But when I woke up properly it was dawn and the sky was all orange and blue and purple and I could hear birds singing, which is called the Dawn Chorus. And I stayed where I was for another 2 hours and 32 minutes, and then I heard Father come into the garden and call out, "Christopher...? Christopher...?

And then, after a while, she said, 'Christopher, let me hold your hand. Just for once. Just for me. Will you? I won't hold it hard.

Then he said, “Christopher, you

And Father said, “Christopher, do you understand that I love you?” And I said “Yes,” because loving someone is helping them when they get into trouble, and looking after them, and telling them the truth,

And then, after a while, she said, 'Christopher, let me hold your hand. Just for once. Just for me. Will you? I won't hold it hard,' and she held out her hand. And I said, 'I don't like people holding my hand.' And she took her hand back and she said, 'No. OK. That's OK.

Christopher explains that he ranks the day according to the number and color of the cars he sees on his way to school. Three red cars in a row equal a Good Day, and five equal a Super Good Day. Four yellow cars in a row make it a Black Day. On Black Days Christopher refuses to speak to anyone and sits by himself at lunch.

...people who believe in God think God has put human beings on the earth because they think human beings are the best animal, but human beings are just an animal and they will evolve into another animal, and that animal will be cleverer and it will put human beings into a zoo, like we put chimpanzees and gorillas into a zoo." Christopher Boone

We're [Ed and Christopher] not that different, me and you." [said Ed]

Father said, “Christopher, do you understand that I love you?” And I said “Yes,” because loving someone is helping them when they get into trouble, and looking after them, and telling them the truth, and Father looks after me when I get into trouble, like coming to the police station, and he looks after me by cooking meals for me, and he always tells me the truth, which means that he loves me. And then he held up his right hand and spread his fingers out in a fan, and I held up my left hand and spread my fingers out in a fan and we made our fingers and thumbs touch each other.

My name is a metaphor. It means carrying Christ and it comes from the Greek words χριστος (which means Jesus Christ) and φερειν and it was the name given to St. Christopher because he carried Jesus Christ across a river. This makes you wonder what he was called before he carried Christ across the river. But he wasn’t called anything because this is an apocryphal story, which means that it is a lie, too. Mother used to say that it meant Christopher was a nice name because it was a story about being kind and helpful, but I do not want my name to mean a story about being kind and helpful. I want my name to mean me. 31.

Decisi che avrei scoperto chi aveva ucciso Wellington, anche se mio padre mi aveva ordinato di non ficcare il naso negli affari degli altri. Perché non faccio sempre quello che mi dicono di fare. Perché quando qualcuno mi dà degli ordini, di solito sono cose che mi confondono e che non hanno nessun senso. Per esempio quando dicono “Sta’ zitto”, ma non specificano per quanto tempo devi stare zitto. Oppure se su un cartello vedi NON CALPESTARE IL PRATO, in realtà dovrebbe esserci scritto NON CALPESTARE IL PRATO INTORNO A QUESTO CARTELLO oppure NON CALPESTARE IL PRATO DI QUESTO PARCO, perché invece ci sono molti prati su cui si può camminare. La gente non rispetta mai le regole. Mio padre per esempio va a più di 90 chilometri all’ora nelle strade dove non si devono superare i 90 chilometri all’ora, e qualche volta guida dopo aver bevuto e spesso non si mette la cintura di sicurezza quando prende il furgone. E nella Bibbia si legge Non uccidere, ma ci sono state le Crociate e due Guerre Mondiali e la Guerra del Golfo e in ognuna di queste guerre dei Cristiani hanno ucciso dei loro simili. E poi non lo capisco, quando dice “Non ficcare il naso negli affari degli altri”, perché non so cosa sono gli “affari degli altri”; io faccio un mucchio di cose con “gli altri”, a scuola, nel negozio e sul pulmino, e il suo lavoro consiste nell’andare a casa di altre persone e riparare i loro scaldabagni e l’impianto di riscaldamento. Anche questo vuol dire farsi gli affari degli altri. Siobhan mi capisce. Quando mi ordina di non fare una cosa mi dice esattamente cos’è che non devo fare. Così mi piace. Per esempio una volta mi ha detto: - Non devi mai prendere a pugni Sarah o picchiarla in nessun modo, Christopher. Anche se è lei a colpirti per prima. Se succede di nuovo, allontanati, rimani immobile e conta da 1 a 50, poi vieni da me a raccontarmi cosa ha fatto o parlane con qualche altro insegnante. Un’altra volta mi ha detto: - Se vuoi andare sull’altalena e c’è sempre qualcuno sopra, non spingerlo via. Chiedi se puoi fare un giro anche tu. E poi aspetta fino a quando non ha finito. Gli altri però quando ti danno un ordine non si comportano in questo modo. E allora sono io a decidere cosa fare e cosa non fare.