Coddiwomple Quotes

There’s nothing quite so painful, or pleasurable, as love and the heartbreak that follows.

coddiwompler: someone who travels in a purposeful manner towards a vague destination.

I could be perfectly dead inside and pleasant on the outside. I was an excellent multitasker.

The world is big and I want to have a good look at it before it gets dark. -John Muir

I wasn’t wired like that. Sex and love were ridiculously, hopelessly, wonderfully entangled in my world, and I’d come to embrace that about myself.

Some people had no sense of decency. If you’re going to be a good busybody, you invest time in learning how to fucking whisper properly. Have the discipline to learn your damned craft.

Life can sometimes seem like the most meandering journey, and we rarely end up exactly where we intended. But I suppose as long as we have purpose--to keep moving, trying, loving, laughing, living--we can deal with all the u-turns and pitstops along the way.

How much planning makes a crime premeditated again? Asking for a friend.

It was like he realized our time together was almost up and he was trying to get as much action as he could before then. He was storing me up, like a sexual camel.

Because love is supposed to be scary. You’re supposed to be scared of finding it. Keeping it. Losing it.” His fingers tightened on my laptop at the last one. I didn’t blame him. That one was the worst. “If you’re not scared, you’re not invested enough. Not with your future or your happiness. And definitely not your heart.

anyway? Boy shorts? Why would someone wear such a thing? Probably to make some poor loser stare desperately at your ass. I stared desperately at that ass.

The list of things you had to do as a fully functioning adult had never seemed less appealing. On that list was getting out of bed, putting on clothes, and trying to interact with people.

Optimism is the shit when sex is involved.

My dick nearly had a coronary and demanded answers immediately. Forgive me because my hearing is a little blocked by your tighty-whities, but did you just turn down sex with your smoking hot ex?