Charles Schulz Quotes

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!

Happiness is a warm puppy.

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin.

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.

Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

There is no greater burden than great potential.

There is nothing more attractive than a nice smile

No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak.

I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!

Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!

It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.

Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me!

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Brownest.

I feel kind of depressed today... Do you ever have the feeling that life has passed you by? Worse than that... Sometimes I think life and I are going in opposite directions!

My anxieties have anxieties.

Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice something, Charlie Brown?" "What's that?" "The world didn't come to an end.

If you grit your teeth and show real determination, you'll always have a chance.

Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?" "I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me!

To dance is to live!

Snoopy: So this is the last day of the year. Another complete year gone by and what have I accomplished this year that I haven't accomplished every other year? Nothing! (He smiles.) How consistent can you get?

It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.

Linus: Nothing goes on forever. All good things must come to an end... Charlie: When do the good things start?

Lucy: Do you think you have Pantophobia, Charlie Brown? Charlie: I don't know, what is pantophobia? Lucy: The fear of Everything. Charlie: THAT'S IT!!!

Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

Linus: What would you say you want most out of life, Charlie Brown? To be happy? CB: Oh, no. I don't expect that. I really don't. I just don't want to be unhappy!

Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are.

People shouldn't be embarrassed just because they get caught acting a little silly.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection

It's either the flu or love... The synptoms are the same.

On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn't get up and spoil it!

Goodbys always make my throat hurt... I need more hellos...

Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.

Beauty tips. How to look younger: Don't be born so soon.

I don't know the meaning of life. I don't know why we are here. I think life is full of anxieties and fears and tears. It has a lot of grief in it, and it can be very grim. And I do not want to be the one who tries to tell somebody else what life is all about. To me it's a complete mystery.

I'm dying and all I hear are insults!

Never worry about tomorrow, Charlie Brown. Tomorrow will soon be today, and before you know it, today will be yesterday! I always worry about the day after tomorrow!

Sometimes, when you're really depressed, all you want to do is nothing. All you want to do is lean your head on your arm, and stare into space. Sometimes this can go on for hours. If you're unusually depressed, you may have to change arms.

Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.

I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!

I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?' 'Snap out of it! Five cents, please.

What if everyone in the whole world suddenly decided to run away from his problems?" "Well, at least we'd all be running in the same direction!

Have you ever known anyone who was happy? And was still in his right mind, I mean...

Dearest darling, how I love you. Words cannot tell how much I love you. So forget it.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

Life is just too much for me. I've been confused right from the day I was born... I think the whole trouble is that we're thrown into life too fast... We're not really prepared..." "What did you want... A chance to warm up first?

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

Love is not knowing what you're talking about.

Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!

Don't be a leaf... Be a tree!

There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.

Life is full of choices, but you never get any!

You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!

There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike.

If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!

You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!

All is well... That's my new philosophy...

Your stupidity is appalling!" "Most stupidity is!

Never give your heart to a blockhead.

The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors.

For one brief moment victory was within our grasp!" "And then the game started!

A kiss on the nose does much toward turning aside anger.

It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it...

Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter.

Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?!

This is my report on how to live... They say the best way is just to live one day at a time... If you try to live seven days at a time, the week will be over before you know it...

I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.

My mind reels with sarcastic replies!

Snowflakes fascinate me... Millions of them falling gently to the ground... And they say that no two of them are alike! Each one completely different from all the others... The last of the rugged individualists!

I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another.

LINUS: Where are you going for Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown? CHARLIE: My father, my mother, Sally, and I are all going to my grandmothers for dinner. SALLY: Do you want to come too, Linus? We can hold hands under the table. LINUS: BLECH!

Who are you writing to, Linus?" "This is the time of year to write to the Great Pumpkin. On Halloween Night, the Great Pumpkin rises out of his pumpkin patch and flies through the air with his bag of toys for all the children!" "You must be crazy! When are you going to stop believing in something that isn't true?" "When *you* stop believing in that fellow with a red suit and the white beard who goes, 'Ho, ho, ho!'" "We're obviously separated by denominational differences.

Linus: What's wrong, Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown: I just got terrible news. The teacher says we're going on a field trip to an art museum; and I have to get an A on my report or I'll fail the whole course. Why do we have to have all this pressure about grades, Linus? Linus: Well, I think that the purpose of going to school is to get good grades so then you can go on to high school; and the purpose is to study hard so you can get good grades so you can go to college; and the purpose of going to college is so you can get good grades so you can go on to graduate school; and the purpose of that is to work hard and get good grades so we can get a job and be successful so that we can get married and have kids so we can send them to grammar school to get good grades so they can go to high school to get good grades so they can go to college and work hard... Charlie Brown: Good grief!

Aren't the clouds beautiful? They look like big balls of cotton... I could just lie here all day, and watch them drift by... If you use your imagination, you can see lots of things in the cloud formations... What do you think you see, Linus?" "Well, those clouds up there look like the map of the British Honduras on the Caribbean... That cloud up there looks a little like the profile of Thomas Eakins, the famous painter and sculptor... And that group of clouds over there gives me the impression of the stoning of Stephen... I can see the apostle Paul standing there to one side..." "Uh huh... That's very good... What do you see in the clouds, Charlie Brown?" "Well, I was going to say I saw a ducky and a horsie, but I changed my mind!

Maybe I can put it another way... Life, Charlie Brown, is like a deck chair." "Like a what?" "Have you ever been on a cruise ship? Passengers open up these canvas deck chairs so they can sit in the sun... Some people place their chairs facing the rear of the ship so they can see where they've been... Other people face their chairs forward... They want to see where they're going! On the cruise ship of life, Charlie Brown, which way is your deck chair facing?" "I've never been able to get one unfolded...