Calvin And Hobbes Best Quotes

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You know, maybe we don't need enemies." "Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
Bill Watterson (Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat (Calvin and Hobbes, #9))
The best presents don't come in boxes.
Bill Watterson (The Calvin and Hobbes Lazy Sunday Book (Volume 4))
Mom says death is as natural as birth, and it's all part of the life cycle. She says we don't really understand it, but there are many things we don't understand, and we just have to do the best we can with the knowledge we have. I guess that makes sense.
Bill Watterson (Something Under the Bed is Drooling (Calvin and Hobbes, #2))
The best proof of extraterrestrial intelligence is that they haven't contacted us.
Bill Watterson
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
Bill Watterson
Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for principle and refusing to compromise. And some people just act on any whim that enters their heads. I wonder which one YOU are. I pragmatically turn my whims into principles!
Bill Watterson (It's a Magical World (Calvin and Hobbes, #11))
When a person pauses in mid-sentence to choose a word, that's the best time to jump in and change the subject! It's like an interception in football! You grab the others guy's idea and run the opposite way with it! The more sentences you complete, the higher your score! The idea is to block the other guy's thoughts and express your own! That's how you win! Conversations aren't contests! Ok, a point for you, but I'm still ahead.
Bill Watterson (It's a Magical World (Calvin and Hobbes, #11))
Okay.” Dex walked two doors down to Hobbs’s room, smiling at Calvin talking to his partner who was sitting up, looking endearingly puzzled. A second later, Dex had an idea as to why Hobbs looked so confused. Calvin gently took hold of his best friend’s face and kissed him. Not an “I’m so happy you’re awake” kiss, or a drunken best friend kiss, but an “I want to know what your tonsils taste like” kiss. Holy shit! The large Therian had been stunned at first, but now he was eagerly returning Calvin’s kiss, his fingers gripping his partner’s arms. All Dex could do was stand there like an idiot. He needed to turn around, pretend he hadn’t seen a thing, and run. Run, Dex, run! “What
Charlie Cochet (Blood & Thunder (THIRDS, #2))
Calvin: «Mom says death is as natural as birth, and it's all part of the life cycle. She says we don't really understand it, but there are many things we don't understand, and we just have to do the best we can with the knowledge we have. I guess that makes sense. ...But don't you go anywhere.» Hobbes: «Don't worry.»
Bill Watterson (Something Under the Bed is Drooling (Calvin and Hobbes, #2))