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Reality doesn’t always give us the life that we desire, but we can always find what we desire between the pages of books.
Adelise M. Cullens (Dead Bunnies Make All Eight Of Me Cry)
Finn always called it Enna's Stream. He tended to refer to most anything as belonging to her--Enna's Meadow, Enna's Mountain. When he referred to Yasid as Enna's Kingdom, she said, "Isn't that your heart?" Finn smiled and kissed her hand. Isi rolled her eyes. "Oh you two are impossible." Enna laughed. "This coming from the girl who calls her husband 'sweet little bunny boy'?" Isi blushed. "That was just once.
Shannon Hale (Enna Burning (The Books of Bayern, #2))
Don’t be afraid,” the fox said, “I would never hurt you.” She smiled sweetly but the bunny was still a little scared.
Sybrina Durant (Cleo Can Tie A Bow: A Rabbit and Fox Story)
The bunny was thrilled that her ears no longer dragged on the ground. They would stay nice and clean.
Sybrina Durant (Cleo Can Tie A Bow: A Rabbit and Fox Story)
I read library books as fast as I could go, rushing them home in the basket of my bicycle. From the minute I reached our house, I started to read. Every book I seized on, from “Bunny Brown and His Sister Sue at Camp Rest-a-While” to “Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea,” stood for the devouring wish to read being instantly granted. I knew this was bliss, knew it at the time. Taste isn’t nearly so important; it comes in its own time.
Eudora Welty (One Writer's Beginnings)
Finally, the fox gently pulled both ear loops outward at the same time to make a pretty bow on top of the bunny’s head. The tips of her ears, hung just at her cheek bones.
Sybrina Durant (Cleo Can Tie A Bow: A Rabbit and Fox Story)
Here’s a story that helps her tie the “bunny ear bow” exactly the same way every time.
Sybrina Durant (Cleo Can Tie A Bow: A Rabbit and Fox Story)
Don’t give up. Let’s try again,” cheered on the bunny’s very best friend.
Sybrina Durant (Boo's Shoes - A Rabbit and Fox Story: Learn To Tie Shoelaces)
We read a lot of books. Children's books mostly, because they're always much more truthful than adult books. And much more entertaining," said Mrs. Bunny.
Polly Horvath (Mr. and Mrs. Bunny--Detectives Extraordinaire!)
I get it, Samantha. Books, they’re like old friends. When I was here this summer, I carried four or five with me all the time.
Mona Awad (Bunny (Bunny, #1))
When I feel angry, I want to say something mean, or yell, or hit. But feeling like I want to is not the same as doing it. Feeling can't hurt anyone or get me into trouble, but doing can." (Bunny from picture book)
Cornelia Maude Spelman (When I Feel Angry (The Way I Feel Books))
Every voracious reader knows that there is no Dewey system for the Babel of the mind. You walk amid the labyrinthine stacks and ideas leap at you like dust bunnies drawn from the motes that cover a great many different books ready long ago.
Maria Popova (Figuring)
Good call, Bob.
Jan Thomas (Rhyming Dust Bunnies (The Rhyming Dust Bunnies Books))
Because books are dead, Smackey, didn't you know?
Mona Awad (Bunny (Bunny, #1))
I used to go to bookstores but I can’t go in them anymore because I buy too many books.
Mona Awad (Bunny (Bunny, #1))
When a whisper seems like a shout, I know I need to get some sleep. But I can’t lay down without first taking off my bunny ears.
Jarod Kintz (This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks (This isn't really my best book))
You were born rich and influential. You can do rich and influential in jammies and bunny slippers.
Starr Ambrose (Thieves Like Us (Pocket Books Romance))
Nestled in the cabbage leaves, bunny's snuggly and sound asleep
Suzy Davies (Sleepy Animals)
I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit … left chocolate eggs in the night. Now … I wonder why we're fucked up as a race. I've read the Bible. I can't find the word "bunny" or "chocolate" anywhere in the fucking book.
Bill Hicks
Inside every woman is a merciless bunny, and inside every man a virtuous tanuki who’s forever floundering as he tries to keep his head above water.
Osamu Dazai (Otogizōshi: The Fairy Tale Book of Dazai Osamu)
Gabi’s face fell as if I’d just told her Santa and the Easter bunny got together and ate Nemo and the dog from Up. I
Rachel Van Dyken (The Matchmaker's Replacement (Wingmen Inc. Book 2))
Strange as it may seem, the association of eggs and bunnies at Easter time are actually connected and, to discover more, we must once again turn our attention to the Saxon fertility Goddess, Eostre.
Carole Carlton (Mrs Darley's Pagan Whispers: A Celebration of Pagan Festivals, Sacred Days, Spirituality and Traditions of the Year)
Among the daisies, one day in March, a little girl goes on a path where she stops a little while to see the bunny who makes her smile ...
Suzy Davies (Celebrate The Seasons)
I will demand a puppy if I am forced to move to Fiji. But I will settle for a bunny.
David Levithan (Dash & Lily's Book of Dares (Dash & Lily, #1))
Inspire someone today. Your action can change that person’s life forever.
Gellaworks (Amara Bunny loves Spring)
Daniel would have to settle for “Elementary, my dear pink bunny!” When
Matthew Cody (Super (Supers of Noble's Green Book 2))
I wrote my first poem about a bunny. ‘Bunny, bunny, hop hop hop. White and soft like a little mop.
Wendy Mass (The Last Present: A Wish Novel (Willow Falls Book 4))
two living things. Two entities.
Scott Cawthon (Bunny Call: An AFK Book (Five Nights at Freddy’s: Fazbear Frights #5))
A chubby little snowman Had a carrot nose Along came a bunny And what do you suppose? That hungry little bunny Looking for his lunch Ate that snowman's carrot nose Nibble, nibble, crunch!
Willow Rose (Nibble, Nibble, Crunch (Horror Stories from Denmark Book 3))
She inhaled deeply—and sneezed. Stupid allergies. “Gods bless you,” Rishi said. Dimple arched an eyebrow. “Gods?” He nodded sagely. “As a Hindu, I’m a polytheist, as you well know.” Dimple laughed. “Yes, and I also know we still only say ‘God,’ not ‘gods.’ We still believe Brahma is the supreme creator.” Rishi smiled, a sneaky little thing that darted out before he could stop it. “You got me. It’s my version of microaggressing back on people.” “Explain.” “So, okay. This is how it works in the US: In the spring we’re constantly subjected to bunnies and eggs wherever we go, signifying Christ’s resurrection. Then right around October we begin to see pine trees and nativity scenes and laughing fat white men everywhere. Christian iconography is all over the place, constantly in our faces, even in casual conversation. This is the bible of comic book artists . . . He had a come to Jesus moment, all of that stuff. So this is my way of saying, Hey, maybe I believe something a little different. And every time someone asks me why ‘gods,’ I get to explain Hinduism.” Dimple chewed on this, impressed in spite of herself. He actually had a valid point. Why was Christianity always the default? “Ah.” She nodded, pushing her glasses up on her nose. “So what you’re saying is, you’re like a Jehovah’s Witness for our people.” Rishi’s mouth twitched, but he nodded seriously. “Yes. I’m Ganesha’s Witness. Has a bit of a ring to it, don’t you think?
Sandhya Menon (When Dimple Met Rishi (Dimple and Rishi, #1))
It took hours, but all of a sudden as she was drawing the plug-in for a vacuum pump that felt as if it was radiating cold, although she didn't know how, Claire saw . . . something. It was like a flash of intuition, one of those moments that came to her sometimes when she thoughtabout higher-order physics problems. Not calculation, exactly, not logic. Instinct.She saw what he was doing, and for that one second, it was beautiful.Crazy, but in a beautiful kind of way. Like everything Myrnin did, it twisted the basicrules of physics, bent them and reshaped them until they became . . . something else. He's agenius, she thought. She'd always known that, but this . . . this was something else. Something beyond all his usual tinkering and weirdness. "It's going to work," she said. Her voice sounded odd. She carefully set the vacuum pumpin its place on the meticulously labeled canvas sheet. Myrnin, who was sitting in his armchair with his feet comfortably on a hassock, looked up. He was reading a book through tiny little square spectacles that might have once belonged to Benjamin Franklin. "Well, of course it's going to work," he said. "What did you expect? I do know what I'm doing." This from a man wearing clothing from the OMG No store, and his battered vampire-bunny slippers. He'd crossed his feet at the ankles on top of a footstool, and both the bunnies' red mouths were flapping open to reveal their sharp, pointy teeth. Claire grinned, suddenly full of enthusiasm for what she was doing. "I didn't expectanything else," she said. "When's lunch?
Rachel Caine (Ghost Town (The Morganville Vampires, #9))
Hef holds the Guinness Book of World Records title for largest scrapbook collection at over 2,000 volumes.
Holly Madison (Down the Rabbit Hole: Curious Adventures and Cautionary Tales of a Former Playboy Bunny)
A person steals off a company, person goes to jail. Company steals off a person – hey, that’s just business.
Caimh McDonnell (McGarry Stateside Deluxe (Books 1-3) (The Bunny McGarry Collection Book 4))
Chek chek chek chek chek, Chek chek chek chek chek chek chek, Chek chek chek chek chek. —Classic squirrel haiku
Christopher St. John (War Bunny: Book 1 of the War Bunny Chronicles)
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A: A honey bunny!
Johnny B. Laughing (LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids (Laugh Out Loud Book 1))
According to Dr. Henner, the hospital’s sleep expert, that particular REM pattern indicates nightmares … horrific nightmares.
Scott Cawthon (Bunny Call: An AFK Book (Five Nights at Freddy’s: Fazbear Frights #5))
nightmares.
Scott Cawthon (Bunny Call: An AFK Book (Five Nights at Freddy’s: Fazbear Frights #5))
In cases like these, it takes four minds in one to be creative
Mike Lewis (Yummy, Funny, Easter Bunnies: A Humorous Children's Storybook about Easter and Creativity)
When our past meets our present it can either guide us or control us. So remember, even if tragedy strikes not everything is a tragedy. Sometimes we’re lucky enough to find peace, and that peace is worth everything.
Kay Jensen (Ink Me Bunny (Ink our Hearts spicy novellas series Book 2))
Look what he married. Would you want to be her? She’s a nice woman, but her greatest accomplishment is making three-dimensional snowflakes and Easter bunnies from Martha Stewart’s book. Come on, Fiona, you don’t want to be that.
Danielle Steel (Power Play)
Mostly reading - that's how I muddled through time, the last page of one book opening onto the first page of the next, so that I lived in a kind of amended super-book, alongside Anne Shirley and Hermione and Bunny and Heathcliff.
Julie Buntin (Marlena)
Violence isn’t the only means of Transformation, Aerius. There are other Ways Back. A book is an Ax too. ‘For the frozen Sea within us.’ ‘The Pen is mightier than the Sword,’ and so on.” And in my Mindscape, I saw my Book. Now in Mother’s Hands. How she’d hugged it so close to her Body even after she’d called it Nothing, a Fiction. “My Book a Way Back,” I whispered. “All by itself?” My Voice echoed in the Forest, small and alone. Allan looked down at me, suddenly quite enchanted. “All by itself," he repeated softly. “They are one of the oldest forms of Transformative Magic. They have the Power to change Everything. Hearts. Bodies. Minds. Souls. Whole fucking Worlds. People burn them for a Reason, you know.
Mona Awad (We Love You, Bunny (Bunny, #2))
A few years back, they jacked David Copperfield in West Palm Beach, for Chrissake. Yes, it's funny: "Yo, empty your pockets," and he pulls out a bunny rabbit. But it's also depressing. If someone who can make himself disappear isn't safe, who is?
Colin Quinn (The Coloring Book: A Comedian Solves Race Relations in America)
Tonight, I want to curl up with a good book and visit my fictional boyfriends. Now let me tell you, my list is long. I am the equivalent to Hugh Hefner, but instead of bunnies I have this ever-growing list of male characters that have stolen my heart. I
Kat T. Masen (#Jerk)
And Mrs. Treaclebunny has promised to speak English from now on as well. In fact, she said when she goes to England, that's all she speaks anyway because the animals speak English there. She says anyone who has read children's books with animals in them set in England would know that. Is The Wind in the Willows written in Mole with a little Ratty thrown in? Is Winnie-the-Pooh written in Bear? No, it's English, because that's what the animals there speak. I didn't know that before. Travel is so broadening.
Polly Horvath (Lord and Lady Bunny — Almost Royalty! (The Bunnies #2))
I stare up at my cracked ceiling. The water stains that look like jaw-baring beasts seem to have spread since the last time I was here. The yellow light fixture has filled with more moth carcasses, so now there is more moth than light. The towers of books stacked against the walls are all in various stages of collapse, and the walls themselves, thin and piss colored, which are all that separate me from a perverted giant on one side and a sallow-faced girl on the other, appear to have crept even closer together.
Mona Awad (Bunny (Bunny, #1))
But I had never really got it, never understood history, how things fit together, because I needed someone to tell me the stories not of politics and dictators, but of berries and bunnies and books. Of how things are lost, and what it means and how it hurts.
Lois Lowry
No doubt this works well enough for The Tale of Benjamin Bunny or The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, but I can readily see that ‘The Selfish Gene’ on its own, without the large footnote of the book itself, might give an inadequate impression of its contents.
Richard Dawkins (The Selfish Gene)
Dumb-bunnies think that if they don’t understand the dharma or memorize it, then there’s no benefit to even hearing it. They think that the best thing is to pursue knowledge and that if they forget what they’ve learned they might as well not have learned it at all.
Brad Warner (It Came from Beyond Zen!: More Practical Advice from Dogen, Japan's Greatest Zen Master (Treasury of the True Dharma Eye Book 2))
Sometimes I’ll just drive around for hours. I won’t have a destination or anything. I used to go to bookstores but I can’t go in them anymore because I buy too many books. Last time I went into Ada books, I spent almost a hundred bucks. More than a hundred probably.
Mona Awad (Bunny (Bunny, #1))
she’ll draw her Christopher Robin cardigan closer, clutch her books tightly to her chest as though, tut, tut! Looks like rain. Oh, hi, Samantha, she’ll say, looking around at anything like it might be a buoy that will save her from the fact of me standing right in front of her.
Mona Awad (Bunny (Bunny, #1))
Wakizarashi Shibari because of the exposure of the armpits. In Japanese culture, showing them is considered shameful.” He ran his forefinger up to my elbow then planted a soft kiss there. “In English, it’s just called a simple bunny tie because your elbows make it look like you have bunny ears.
Diana A. Hicks (King of Beasts, Book 1)
The roots of the slasher movie stretch back to Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho (1960), based on Robert Bloch’s book of the same name. While Bloch stated many times that his book was based on the real-life crimes of Ed Gein, far more clippings were found in his files regarding Wisconsin’s infamous children’s entertainer and serial poisoner, Floyd Scriltch. When Hitchcock purchased the rights to Bloch’s book, he also optioned the life rights from the sole survivor of Scriltch’s infamous “Easter Bunny Massacre,” Amanda Cohen. Cohen was instrumental in the detection and capture of Scriltch and paid a heavy price for her bravery. This book is dedicated to her memory.
Grady Hendrix (The Final Girl Support Group)
Bunny crawls on hands and feet into the bathroom. Her limbs bend at acute angles as her writhing jaw juts forward […] Bunny crawls closer. Rose can just make out her form in the near-darkness. Bunny’s jaw snaps as if dislocating. Rose’s eyes trace the prominent bumps on Bunny’s back – vertebrae, which look disturbingly close to slicing her anorexic back.
S.E. Tolsen, Bunny
All last fall in Workshop, they’d side-eye each other if he praised my stories. Because surely they’d seen me leave class with him, walked past us chatting together in the hall, observed us exchanging books and vinyl. Caught us sitting together in cafés or in the basement of the Irish pub, having a drink, another drink, one more for the road, why not? They’d noticed him walk over and talk to me at department functions, sit beside me at readings. Then, in the winter semester, they might have observed how quite suddenly all of this stopped—that he no longer sat next to me at readings or talked to me at parties or met me off campus. And then, of course, in spring, on the night of the end-of-year party, they definitely observed me drunk in the passenger seat of his Subaru.
Mona Awad (Bunny (Bunny, #1))
Dell pulled out his cell phone, speed-dialed a number, and put the phone on speaker. A woman answered with a professionally irritated tone: “What do you need now?” “Jade,” Dell said. “Nope, it’s the Easter Bunny. And your keys are on your desk.” Dell shook his head. “Now darlin’, I don’t always call you just because I’ve lost my keys.” “I’m sorry, you’re right. You wallet’s on your desk, too. As for your little black book, you’re on your own with that one, Dr. Flirt. I’m at lunch.” Dell sighed. “What did we say about you and the whole power-play thing?” “That it’s good for your ego to have at least one woman in your life that you can’t flash a smile at and have them drop their panties?” Dell grinned. “I really like it when you say ‘panties.’ And for the record, I knew where my keys and wallet were.” “No you didn’t.” “Okay, I didn’t, but that’s not why I’m calling. Can you bring burgers and fries for me and Brady? Oh, and Adam, too, or he’ll bitch like a little girl.” “You mean ‘Jade, will you pretty please bring us burgers and fries?’” “Yes,” Dell said, nodding. “That. And Cokes.” He looked at Brady, who nodded. “And don’t forget the ketchup.” “You forgot the nice words.” “Oh, I’m sorry,” Dell said. “You look fantastic today, I especially love the attitude and sarcasm you’re wearing.” Jade’s voice went saccharine sweet. “So some low-fat chicken salads, no dressing, and ice water to go, then?” “Fine,” Dell said, and sighed. “Can we please have burgers and fries?" “You forgot the ‘Thank you, Goddess Jade,’ but we’ll work on that. Later, boss.
Jill Shalvis (Animal Magnetism (Animal Magnetism, #1))
Simon puts the book down. He does not wait for her to say anything. He cannot wait, he is too afraid that she will vanish again and never reappear. He closes the distance between them as quickly as he can and then he kisses her desperately, hungrily, and after a moment she kisses him back in equal measure. Kissing, Eleanor thinks, is not done any justice in books. They peel off each other’s clothes in layers. He curses at the strange clasps and fasteners on her garments while she laughs at the sheer number of buttons on his. He leaves her bunny ears on. It is easier to be in love in a room with closed doors. To have the whole world in one room. In one person. The universe condensed and intensified and burning, bright and alive and electric. But doors cannot stay closed forever.
Erin Morgenstern (The Starless Sea)
Like she’s my therapist, and I’m trying to pull a fast one on her, which she’d expected, but come on, Samantha, let’s get, you know, serious here. Like she knows I think I’m better than everyone else. Like my stammering shyness, my headphones, my dark, unassuming clothes, my politeness are all well and good but she can see through it, yes, Samantha, and what she sees, what it’s masking, is a very deep hate, a very deep rage, a very deep social bruise, what happened there, Samantha? Like she knows that I have nicknamed them all and, well, how sad, really. But being a moon goddess, a more highly evolved artist, a being full of nothing but love and tropical shore (though she is Upper West Side via Charleston), she’s going to tolerate it, love me from a distance all the same, wish me well on my stunted little path where I clutch my rage close like a book or a pet rat. We are all on our own paths after all, aren’t we?
Mona Awad (Bunny (Bunny, #1))
I took the bucket off my head. I looked at the carriage. The baby was NOT sitting in the carriage watching me. The baby was GONE. I looked under all the bushes, and up the tree, but I couldn’t find the baby. I’d lost the baby. Losing a baby is bad. I panicked. I ran inside and took a potato from the kitchen. From under my bed I scooped up lots of fluff and dust bunnies and stuck them to the top of the potato with my glue stick. I drew a face on the potato. I ran outside and put the potato-baby in the carriage. Maybe Mrs Whitman wouldn’t notice that it wasn’t her baby.
Lee M. Winter (What Reggie Did on the Weekend: Seriously! (The Reggie Books, #1))
wonder why I keep writing these chapter introductions. I spend a lot of time in these stories not actually writing these stories. There must be something to it. Something I don’t want to admit. These are another delay. To keep myself from writing the inevitable. As long as I’m waxing fanciful about bunnies and bazookas, I don’t have to make progress toward the ending. I don’t want to get there. Despite claiming I’m writing these autobiographies to set the story straight, I don’t actually want to do it. Deep down, I’d rather think of myself as a hero. Of course, I’m probably too much of a coward to include this section in the book.
Brandon Sanderson (The Dark Talent (Alcatraz, #5))
I was, like everyone else who wrote books or read them, against the criminal and for the innocent victim. There was one exception in the popular hero Raffles, a sporting cricketer and successful cracksman, with his rabbit-like associate Bunny. I think I always felt slightly shocked by Raffles, and in looking back now I feel much more shocked than I did then, though it was certainly in the tradition of the past–he was the Robin Hood type. But Raffles was a light-hearted exception. No one could have dreamt then that there would come a time when crime books would be read for their love of violence, the taking of sadistic pleasure in brutality for its own sake.
Agatha Christie (Agatha Christie: An Autobiography)
Bunny was the first to leave. For three weeks he had been in a panic over a paper he had to write for his fourth course, something called Masterworks of English Literature. The assignment was twenty-five pages on John Donne. We’d all wondered how he was going to do it, because he was not much of a writer; though his dyslexia was the convenient culprit the real problem was not that but his attention span, which was as short as a child’s. He seldom read the required texts or supplemental books for any course. Instead, his knowledge of any given subject tended to be a hodgepodge of confused facts, often strikingly irrelevant or out of context, that he happened to remember from classroom discussions or believed himself to have read somewhere. When it was time to write a paper he would supplement these dubious fragments by cross-examination of Henry (whom he was in the habit of consulting, like an atlas) or with information from either The World Book Encyclopedia or a reference work entitled Men of Thought and Deed, a six-volume work by E. Tipton Chatsford, Rev., dating from the 1890s, consisting of thumbnail sketches of great men through the ages, written for children, full of dramatic engravings.
Donna Tartt (The Secret History)
It didn’t take me very much reading and skimming to discover that Tess had serious problems – much worse than mine. The most important thing in her life happened to her in the very first part of the book. She got taken advantage of, at night, in the woods, because she’d stupidly accepted a drive home with a jerk, and after that it was all downhill, one awful thing after another, turnips, dead babies, getting dumped by the man she loved, and then her tragic death at the end. (I peeked at the last three chapters.) Tess was evidently another of those unlucky pushovers, like the Last Duchess, and like Ophelia – we’d studied Hamlet earlier. These girls were all similar. They were too trusting, they found themselves in the hands of the wrong men, they weren’t up to things, they let themselves drift. They smiled too much. They were too eager to please. Then they got bumped off, one way or another. Nobody gave them any help. Why did we have to study these hapless, annoying, dumb-bunny girls? I wondered. Who chose the books and poems that would be on the curriculum? What use would they be in our future lives? What exactly were we supposed to be learning from them? Maybe Bill was right. Maybe the whole thing was a waste of time
Margaret Atwood (Moral Disorder and Other Stories)
The Earth slipped from its axis and we are hurtling toward cosmic doom!?” Ravi screamed, looking terrified and covering his ears with his hands. “Worse—I lost a bunny!” Jessie answered, ripping a pillow from the couch and accidentally throwing it at him. “Hey, watch it!” Ravi yelped. “I am the only small adorable creature you have not lost yet!
Lexi Ryals (Jessie: Livin' the Life (Jessie Junior Novel Book 1))
You mean there’s a bloodthirsty, savage rodent running around the apartment?” he asked, alarmed. “No. I mean there’s a cute, snuggly bunny running around the apartment!” Jessie said, correcting him. “Po-tay-toe, po-tah-toe. It’s all fun and games until someone gets nuzzled to death in their sleep!
Lexi Ryals (Jessie: Livin' the Life (Jessie Junior Novel Book 1))
axe,
Crafty Nichole (Diary of a Steve and his Killer Bunny [An Unofficial Minecraft Book])
Sometimes you feel like crying before you feel like trying.
Suzanne Bloom (Bunny Braves the Day)
I'd strutted past his ground-floor grotto a gazillion times, but one day, my nosy nature nudged me to take a peek. Holy hoarders. The place was stuffed to the rafters with ancient artifacts and dust-bunny colonies, all carefully curated over eons. A skinny pathway, barely lit, snaked through the clutter, kind of like Dorothy's obstacle course to Oz. Except here, not even a desperate Dorothy would be clicking her ruby slippers, chanting, "There's no place like home." -Kim Lee ‘The Big Apple Took a Bite Off Me’ Now on Amazon Books and Kindle
Kim Lee
Crown me, my little bunny queen
Isis Melantha (Evander: Her Forbidden Crime (Crime & Criminal Book One))
The truth is that I am a mean, tired, furious bunny - a little supplicant turned apostate and unbeliever - and I'm not hiding because I am scared. I'm running from him because if he catches me I will kill him. I will scratch out his eyes while reciting passages from the Egyptian Book of the Dead, I will hum Latin hyms while I bite his heart out. I don't care what kind of god he is, he is a dead god to me, and I will build a temple to bitterness out of his bones. He will be my burnt offering and I will send that smoke all the way to heaven. I will char the world with the pride he stole from me.
Sierra Simone (Supplicant)
Father Gabriel knew better than anyone how human lives were products of circumstance. All that separated Pocket from any of the kids sitting in a classroom at NYU was the hand dealt and cruel chance.
Caimh McDonnell (McGarry Stateside Deluxe (Books 1-3) (The Bunny McGarry Collection Book 4))
Rachel Renée Russell is an attorney who prefers writing tween books to legal briefs. (Mainly because books are a lot more fun and pajamas and bunny slippers aren’t allowed in court.) She has raised two daughters and lived to tell about it. Her hobbies include growing purple flowers and doing totally useless crafts (like, for example, making a microwave oven out of lolly sticks, glue and glitter). Rachel lives in northern Virginia with a spoiled pet Yorkie who terrorizes her daily by climbing on top of a computer cabinet and pelting her with stuffed animals while she writes. And, yes, Rachel considers herself a total Dork.
Rachel Renée Russell (Dork Diaries: Pop Star)
Alright there, Judgey McJudgeface, wind your neck in.
Caimh McDonnell (McGarry Stateside Deluxe (Books 1-3) (The Bunny McGarry Collection Book 4))
All those dumb spooky movies like Friday the 13th, they all start in a house or a forest, or an abandoned cabin, or whatever, so you end up thinking you have to be scared of them. But you don’t. Not really. That whispering voice is never in the woods.
S.E. Tolsen, Bunny
talking to me?” someone said. Arthur turned around to find a young woman in a rain slicker, her blonde hair pulled into a taut ponytail, juggling a pink backpack, an orange tote bag, and a red umbrella. She had a square face and a wide mouth that were spared from looking masculine by her lively blue eyes and the bright makeup she wore. She smiled at Arthur tentatively. “Hello, young lady,” Arthur said. He gave her a half bow. Arthur had turned just forty-seven the previous spring, but he looked older because his hair had turned mostly gray a decade before, and deep emotions had carved lines on his face. Recently, he’d decided he was now old enough to refer to younger women as “young lady.” When he was a young man himself, he was always befuddled by what to call women. “Miss” and “Ma’am” seemed to offend more often than not, for reasons that confused Arthur. “Hey you” was always inappropriate. “Hi,” the young woman said. Arthur held out a hand. “I’m Father Blythe.” Inwardly, he cringed at the formality. He preferred being called by his first
Scott Cawthon (Bunny Call: An AFK Book (Five Nights at Freddy’s: Fazbear Frights #5))
Copper sent a twirling trio of water jets at Voltacraft, scoring a hit, but its tough body and the fact that it was a water type as well caused the attack to only do minor damage. Stuttle sat on the ground, stunned from the electrical attack, and Voltacraft charged another when a rapid-fire stream of flaming bunny feet slammed into its head, knocking the golem down and sending the ball of electricity off course, flying into the air. Copper arrived just in time and immediately created a water block on top of the sprawling golem. Being submerged in water was a weakness that lightning types had.
Pixel Ate (Hatchamob: Book 12)
lay around like well-preserved corpses,
Caimh McDonnell (McGarry Stateside Deluxe (Books 1-3) (The Bunny McGarry Collection Book 4))
We had special moves like Pretty Poisons, Sleepy Eyes, Shark Attacks, and Biggie Fries; Bottle Caps, Bus Stops, Double Touches, and Bunny Hops; Death Rallies, Dot-to-dots, Best Friendsies, and Mystery Spots; Lumberjacks, Passbacks, Blackjacks, and Hackysacks. It sounds more like something out of a Dr. Seuss book rather than a sport.
GLEN NESBITT (SUS: Short Unpredictable Stories)
She had the sexy librarian look on lock, and God help me, even feeling used, I was very interested in signing up for a library card so I would have an excuse to return day after day to check out a new book when my real motive was just to see her.
Siena Trap (A Bunny for the Bench Boss (Indy Speed Hockey, #1))
The damage we do while trying to help.
Caimh McDonnell (McGarry Stateside Deluxe (Books 1-3) (The Bunny McGarry Collection Book 4))
bunny quotes.
Emily Kimelman (Brutal Mercy (Sydney Rye Mysteries Book 18))
This is exactly what happened with Tom and me. We just stayed where we were, gathering dust. Not comfortable, just… compliant. Like human-shaped dust bunnies afraid of the vacuum cleaner of change.
Kendall Hale (About That One Night (Happily Ever Mishaps Book, #3))
attack penned livestock. There are plenty wild sheep
Crafty Nichole (Diary of a Steve and his Killer Bunny [An Unofficial Minecraft Book])
ditch
Crafty Nichole (Diary of a Steve and his Killer Bunny [An Unofficial Minecraft Book])
Killer Bunny? Apparently
Crafty Nichole (Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm (An Unofficial Minecraft Book))
Rachel Renée Russell is an attorney who prefers writing tween books to legal briefs. (Mainly because books are a lot more fun and pajamas and bunny slippers aren’t allowed in court.) She has raised two daughters and lived to tell about it. Her hobbies include growing purple flowers and doing totally useless crafts (like, for example, making a microwave oven out of Popsicle sticks, glue, and glitter). Rachel lives in northern Virginia with a spoiled pet Yorkie who terrorizes her daily by climbing on top of a computer cabinet and pelting her with stuffed animals while she writes. And, yes, Rachel considers herself a total Dork. Visit
Rachel Renée Russell (Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter (Dork Diaries #10))
Q: Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? A: I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
Johnny B. Laughing (LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids (Laugh Out Loud Book 1))
gets in the way. You've gotta choose justice over jobs. "Angel, first, her name's Libby, not SHE!" I marched over to Angel, so tempted to pull her hair, but it wasn't worth it. "Second, she can't just get over it, but she will beat it with our help! We've all got fears. Hers is speaking. Mine is spiders. Angel, yours is--" "Don't say it!" She sank under the table. "I trusted you!" "Bunnies." Everyone, even Libby, burst out laughing.
Zuni Blue (The Mean Girl Who Never Speaks (Detective Mya Dove Book 1))
His tiny toes wiggled as they were ready to go.
Leen Lefebre (Ebba, the first Easter Hare (SPRING) (FOUR SEASONS , #2))
The inventions of writers and artists are forged through dissatisfaction. That discrepancy between the world we walk through and the world inside of us encourages some to try to build a bridge (in the shape of a book about talking bunnies or an impressionistic painting).
Michael Harris (Solitude: In Pursuit of a Singular Life in a Crowded World)
bunny!
Johnny B. Laughing (LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids (Laugh Out Loud Book 1))
. . . And when the big shark came, Millie the Mermaid found her courage and saved the school of fishes.” Ella Rose made a ta-da motion with her hands. “That’s a very good story, darling.” Ella Rose nodded. “Julia’s going to give me a copy of my very own when it gets published. She’s really smart, you know. She writes books. George said she wrote one about you, Daddy. But we can’t read it be—” Aidan didn’t think this would be a good time for his ex to hear about Julia’s sexy books. “Okay, so who wants to grab a bite to eat before I have to leave?” Harper frowned at Aidan and then said to their daughter, “I hope Julia told Derek to apologize to you.” “Yes, she did. And she said that just because someone doesn’t believe what you do doesn’t make you right and them wrong. We have to respect each others differences.” Harper gave Aidan an apologetic, I-guess-I-overreacted look. “I appreciate that Julia doesn’t talk down to you because you’re children. That’s why Mommy told you that Santa isn’t real and neither are the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy. I respect you too much to lie to you, darling. And now, you see, I’m not the only one. Julia doesn’t believe in—” “Oh, yes, she does, Mommy,” Ella Rose said, her eyes shining “Julia believes in Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny, and fairies too. She believes in everything magical, and I do too!” Aidan covered his laugh with a cough. “Don’t you dare. This is your fault for getting involved with a woman who is delusional. Who in their right mind believes in fairytales and—” “It’s okay, Mommy. Julia says not everyone can see the magic.” “All right, Ella Rose, I think I’ve heard just about enough about Julia for—” “She says why be ordinary when you can be extraordinary?” Ella Rose jumped off the bed and did a pirouette. “I’m going to be extraordinary just like Julia when I grow up.
Debbie Mason (Sugarplum Way (Harmony Harbor #4))
1968 F. F. F.   Bunny’s black, white and gold invitation read:   You and a companion are cordially invited to:
Young (Turpitude (A Harem Boy's Saga Book 4))
My feet had never been so bare. Those little naked toes.That spider thing probably looks at those like the ears on a chocolate bunny.
David Wong (This Book Is Full of Spiders (John Dies at the End, #2))
Quite a few close-knit covens in the area now. Go there, ask for Bunny.” “Bunny?” “Don’t let looks—or her name—fool you,
Killian McRae (Once You Go Demon (All My Exes Die from Hexes Book 2))
You mean there’s a bloodthirsty, savage rodent running around the apartment?” he asked, alarmed. “No. I mean there’s a cute, snuggly bunny running around the apartment!
Lexi Ryals (Jessie: Livin' the Life (Jessie Junior Novel Book 1))
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Q: What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A: A honey bunny!
Johnny B. Laughing (LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids (Laugh Out Loud Book 1))
People who hate gays aren't prejudiced because of some obscure passage in the BOok of Leviticus. This prejudice, like every other prejudice, is based on the fact that we are different from them. They don't care that mankind was made in God's image; they want the world to be mad in their image. Bottom line, they get uptight because I'm not just like them. And that scares them. And scared bunnies do crazy things. - Tony Barovick
William Bernhardt (Hate Crime (Ben Kincaid, #13))
Decades after little Colleen’s death, my sister Kathy still loves her daughter dearly. Colleen was born with cerebral palsy. She died in Kath’s arms in a rocking chair at the age of six. They were listening to a music box that looked very much like a smiling pink bunny. The opening quote in this book, “I will love you forever, but I’ll only miss you for the rest of my life,” is from Kath’s nightly prayers to her child. Colleen couldn’t really talk or walk very well, but loved untying my mother’s tennis shoes and then laughing. When Mom died decades later we sent her off in tennis shoes so Colleen would have something to untie in Heaven. In the meantime, Dad had probably been taking really good care of her up there. He must have been aching to hug her for all of her six years on earth. Mom’s spirit comes back to play with great grandchildren she’d never met or had a chance to love while she was still – I almost said “among the living.” In my family, though, the dead don’t always stay that way. You can be among the living without technically being alive. Mom comes back to play, but Dad shows up only in emergencies. They are both watching over their loved ones. “The Mourning After” is dedicated to all those we have had the joy of loving before they’ve slipped away to the other side. It then celebrates the joy of re-unions.
Edward Fahey (The Mourning After)
Honey, bunny! Doesn’t your Mommy get a kiss goodbye?
Herobrine Books (Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 2: Bullies and Buddies)
Q: What do you call a bunny with a crooked penis? A: Fucks funny.
Scott McNeely (Ultimate Book of Jokes: The Essential Collection of More Than 1,500 Jokes)
For example, if you name a sheep “jeb_”, you will get a sheep with wool that is fading through color cycles, however, you will get the sheep’s original color when you harvest wool from it. When you name a rabbit “toast”, it will look like a skinned rabbit, a tribute to the legendary lost rabbit of a player’s girlfriend, “toast the bunny”. If you name a mob with “Grumm” or “Dinnerbone”, you can make a mob turn upside down! These are awesome Minecraft secrets for players.
Ben Stark (MINECRAFT: Minecract Tips, Tricks And Secrets: (Minecraft, Minecraft Books, Minecraft Handbook, Minecraft Comics, Minecraft Secrets, Video Games, Minecraft Hacks, Minecraft Mobs))
She liked his disarming sense of humor. He liked that she ate like a human woman, rather than a bunny picking at a salad.
Alexis Wilder (Screw Up (Tinseltown Temptress Book 1))
one of his favorite books was The Runaway Bunny. He especially liked the part about the mother bunny finding her baby wherever he went, no matter how lost he was, or how far away he wandered. Barefoot,
Anne Frasier (Hush)
Remember now your Creator in the days of your youth, before the difficult days come, and the years draw near when you say, “I have no pleasure in them.” —Ecclesiastes 12:1 (NKJV) I was making rounds at the veterans hospital where I work, when an elderly gentleman in a wheelchair pointed his cane to a sign on a bulletin board. “Look, hon,” he said to his wife, “they’re having an old-fashioned Easter egg hunt on Saturday. It says here that the kids can compete in a bunny-hop sack race for prizes.” He barely came up for air. “Remember when we used to have those Easter egg hunts on our farm? The kids would color eggs at our kitchen table and get dye all over everything.” Just then, his wife noticed the smell of popcorn in the air. Volunteers sell it for a bargain price—fifty cents a sack. The veteran didn’t miss a beat. “Remember when we used to have movie night and you would pop corn? We’ve got to start doing that again, hon. I love popcorn. Movies too.” As I took in this amazingly joyful man, I thought of things I used to be able to do before neurofibromatosis took over my body. It was nothing to run a couple of miles; I walked everywhere. Instead of rejoicing in the past, I too often complain about my restrictions. Rather than marvel how I always used to walk downtown, shopping, I complain about having to use a handicap placard on my car so I can park close to the mall, which I complain about as well. But today, with all my heart, I want to be like that veteran and remember my yesterdays with joy. Help me, dear Lord, to recall the past with pleasure. —Roberta Messner Digging Deeper: Eph 4:29; Phil 2:14
Guideposts (Daily Guideposts 2014)
Q: What’s invisible and smells like carrots? A: Easter Bunny farts.
Scott McNeely (Ultimate Book of Jokes: The Essential Collection of More Than 1,500 Jokes)
That cloud looks like a horse,” Brayden said, lying on his back pointing out the fluffy, condensed precipitation in the bright blue sky.  “That one looks like a bunny and there’s a Buick.  Over there is the electrical schematic of a B-2 Bomber and that one looks like a Category Five hurricane.
Jay Michael (A Terrible Book)
Great. If nothing else, those two should make for an excellent reboot of The Odd Couple franchise.” “The what now?” Dionne sighed. “The Odd Couple,” she repeated. “It was a film? And a TV show, come to think of it.” She shook her head. “You really do make me feel old.” “Sorry,” said Zoya. “Hey, Dionne? What was it like in the good old days, when the internet ran off steam and the only way you could send an email was to print it out and staple it to a pigeon?
Caimh McDonnell (McGarry Stateside Deluxe (Books 1-3) (The Bunny McGarry Collection Book 4))
it was the notion that untrustworthy people, in her experience, put considerably more effort into presentation.
Caimh McDonnell (McGarry Stateside Deluxe (Books 1-3) (The Bunny McGarry Collection Book 4))
I looked under all the bushes, and up the tree, but I couldn’t find the baby. I’d lost the baby. Losing a baby is bad. I panicked. I ran inside and took a potato from the kitchen. From under my bed I scooped up lots of fluff and dust bunnies and stuck them to the top of the potato with my glue stick. I drew a face on the potato. I ran outside and put the potato-baby in the carriage. Maybe Mrs Whitman wouldn’t notice that it wasn’t her baby.
Lee M. Winter (What Reggie Did on the Weekend: Seriously! (The Reggie Books, #1))
Don’t laugh though.” “What do you mean?” said Emma. Biff didn’t say anything. He reached into his inventory and pulled out his bed and tossed it on the floor. I’m sorry, but I had to laugh. Emma laughed too. The bed had a blanket with a chicken face on it. His pillow case had the picture of a bunny rabbit on it. “Stop laughing! My mom got me the blanket and the pillowcase when I was little. Hurrr, I just never got around to replacing them.” I was still laughing and said, “No worries, Bro. Looks comfortable.” Emma, who had stopped laughing, yawned. It was contagious. Biff and I both yawned. “Okay, guys, I’m going to sleep. Good night,” said Emma. Biff and I both wished her good night and we each got into our beds and went to sleep. * * * I suppose it will come as no surprise to you that I was visited in my dreams that evening. One of the visitors I had almost expected. But the other…. The visitor I was more or less expecting to show up was, of course, the Rainbow Creeper. It appeared without any attempt to conceal itself in a mysterious form or behind a cloud of dream smoke. You know, the typical weird dream-type stuff. It spoke with the strange lilting voice that had been created when Claire had been joined to it. “Jimmy. I understand that you have rescued Emma from the witch.” “Yes, RC, I did. If Claire still has any independent memory, I hope she’s relieved.” There was a pause for a moment and then the Creeper said, “Yes, she is.” There was another brief pause and then the Rainbow Creeper changed the subject. “Have you had any luck locating Entity 303’s piece in Baby Zeke’s dimension?” I shook my head. “No, but this dimension’s Ender King, Herobrine, and Notch are working on ways to find it. We are going to establish a search party tomorrow using volunteers. It may take a while, but we will leave no stone unturned.” “Excellent,” said the Rainbow Creeper. “I’m sure Entity 303 will not be able to escape your reconnaissance.” “How are things going in my native dimension?” “They are still searching as well. No news.” The Rainbow Creeper was beginning to fade from my dream when I remembered. “Creeper? Wait a minute. Something else happened.” The Creeper’s form solidified again and it looked at me, its expressionless
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20 (Diary of a Surfer Villager #16-20))
she was beautiful too.
Crafty Nichole (Diary of a Steve and his Killer Bunny: Book 3)
I hadn’t planned on coming home to masturbate in my living room after work, but sometimes you read a good book and the next thing you know you’re finger fucking yourself on the couch with one leg propped over the arm,
S.N. Moor (Bunnies and Bowties (Holidate #2))
I’m going to need you to shut the fuck up and take our cocks like a good girl.” A puff of air leaves my lungs, and I slowly turn my head to look at him. It's like he just stepped out of one of my smutty books and holy fuck, is it hot.
S.N. Moor (Bunnies and Bowties (Holidate #2))
Father Gabriel moved the rosary beads around between his fingers and did his best to stifle a yawn. It had already been a very long day and it wasn’t anywhere near over.
Caimh McDonnell (McGarry Stateside Deluxe (Books 1-3) (The Bunny McGarry Collection Book 4))
The inventions of writers and artists are forged through dissatisfaction. That discrepancy between the world we walk through and the world inside of us encourages some to try to build a bridge (in the shape of a book about talking bunnies or an impressionistic painting). A perfectly happy artist would be a failure.
Michael Harris (Solitude: In Pursuit of a Singular Life in a Crowded World)
Patter, patter, patter. There it was again. This time, when Dunford looked up, he saw a pair of long, black ears poke up over the edge of the bed. "Oh, for God's sake," he groaned. "Rufus." As if on cue, the rabbit vaulted onto the bed, landing squarely on top of the book. He looked up at Dunford, his little pink nose twitching up and down. "What do you want, bunny?" Rufus quirked an ear and leaned forward as to say, "Pet me." Dunford placed his hand between the rabbit's ears and began to scratch. With a sigh, he said, "This certainly isn't London." Then, as the rabbit rested its head against his chest, he realized with surprise that he didn't want to be in London. In fact, he didn't want to be anywhere but here.
Julia Quinn (Minx (The Splendid Trilogy, #3))
The rabbit shall lie down with the wolf, and the thistle grow as soft as asparagus. When you hear these things, ye shall know the end is nigh. Book of Ruminations, 16:35-37.
Christopher St. John (War Bunny (War Bunny Chronicles, #1))
shall be holy,’ saith the Loved One.” He smiled. “Book of Fluffy, 2:16-18.
Christopher St. John (War Bunny (War Bunny Chronicles, #1))
I cannot believe that deliberately setting out to kill another creature is what Loving Auntie wants us to do. Yah is love. Book of Heather, 19:3.
Christopher St. John (War Bunny (War Bunny Chronicles, #1))
Julie gave a mental shrug and decided to be blunt. “A giant bunny approached me right before you came and tried to give me a bag of gold.
E.M. Foner (Independent Living (EarthCent Universe Book 1))
Kirkus Review Children will appreciate that Fox gets his deserved comeuppance and will giggle over this spirited tale filled with comical banter that proves a smart, brave, levelheaded individual can outwit a bully. The dynamic, witty illustrations depict wonderfully expressive characters and droll underground details; kids will have fun poring over all the amusing activities happening in the bunnies’ habitat. (This book was reviewed digitally.) Readers will have a “hole” lot of fun with this entertaining book. (Picture book. 4-8)
Scott Slater (Down the Hole: A Darkly Funny Picture Book About a Rabbit Outsmarting a Fox for Kids (Ages 4-8))
But you are soft and furry with rather big ears, just like a bunny rabbit. I like my ears just fine, and I have the soft fur of a chinchilla.
Holly Lynden (The Customer At Table 5)
What will you do once you have the key?” Mia asks. “We’ll be able to break into every bank in the world!” Captain Dread declares proudly. “We can open every lock, everywhere!” “Um,” Harley says. “Banks don’t have keys anymore. They have codes, and scanners, and swipe passes. A key isn’t going to help you break into a bank.” The pirates all stop looking for the key and look at each other, confused. “We’ll just use it for anything with a key then!” “Like what?” I ask. “Like… the candy store.” “They use a swipe code for their locks.” “Hotels?” “Swipe cards.” “Government buildings?” “Codes.” “Food shops?” “Scanners.” “Safes?” “Dial codes.” “Cars?” “Keyless.” “Houses?” “Um…” I think about that for a moment. “Yep, I think most houses still use keys. You could use it there.” “Then we will break into every house in the world!” Captain Dread declares again. “We will enter any house we want to, at any time. With the possession of the Skeleton Key, we will be unstoppable! We will be the unstoppable pirates!” “Captain Wed, if you go into my house,” I say. “Can you check that my pet bunny rabbit has enough food? I am not sure if I gave him enough food before I left.” “No! I will steal things from your house; not feed your bunny rabbit!” “We can’t let him have that key, Charlie,” Harley whispers to me. “He will have too much power. We will have to keep the key a secret from him.” “Captain Zed, you are not going to steal anything from me. You can get off this boat now,” I say, as I pick up my backpack full of Super Spy gadgets.
Peter Patrick (Middle School Super Spy: Pirates! (Sixth Grade Super Spy Book 7))
People are dust-bunnies,” I finally respond, “little bundles of lint and cobwebs that collect in shadows and dark corners, held together and drawn together by fear. Once you see them clearly, trusting them becomes very easy. I trust everybody and I’m never disappointed. It can be the same for you.
Jed McKenna (Spiritual Warfare (The Enlightenment Trilogy Book 3))
Everything smelled of dust trapped in light, cracked leather and wayward dreams. Breathing in and out through her nose, Tella looked down at the Map of All. It had transformed once they'd entered the library. It now revealed an entire kingdom made of books that could either have been a book lover's nightmare or their wish come true. There was a Broken Spine Castle, an Unread River, a Ravine of Ripped Pages, a Poetry Valley, a set of Novel Mountains, and then finally, the Ruscica and Books for Advanced Imaginations. The most direct route to this room was through an area referred to as The Zoo. Tella wondered if it would have books in cages, but The Zoo didn't even have bookshelves. The books all roamed freely in this room as they clung together to take the shapes of different animals. Tella spied bookish rhinos, paper-mache elephants and very tall giraffes that milled about in an oddly peaceful silence. The elephant sniffed at Tella with its leathery-grey trunk of books, while a paper bunny made of loose pages noiselessly hopped after Legend. The bunny continued to follow as they left The Zoo and reached The Reading Chamber, where books formed couches and chairs and one massive throne.
Stephanie Garber (Excerpt: Finale (Caraval, #3))
My name is Prince Aidan Ashfall, but you, bunny, can call me Your Handsomeness, Your Regalness, or Your Exalted One, whichever you like.
Morgan Kielisch (The Awakening of Gods (The Astrellian Heirs Book 1))
My bestie had found herself a man who rivaled the book boyfriends she wrote that other women swooned over. And he didn’t have to try; it came to him naturally.
Siena Trap (A Bunny for the Bench Boss (Indy Speed Hockey, #1))
Now that was book-worthy. Bravo, Maddox.
Siena Trap (A Bunny for the Bench Boss (Indy Speed Hockey, #1))
Everyone should feel like a princess on their wedding day.” “Unless you’re like me and walking bow-legged down the aisle because you got railed the night before like the good little slut you are.” “We’re trying to have a nice moment here, Hannah.” “Dakota’s not a blushing virginal pride. We’ve all read that book. Sex in the sin bin? Fuck.
Siena Trap (A Bunny for the Bench Boss (Indy Speed Hockey, #1))
I thought the things Cal and I did were hot. She got us beat.” “No one is ever gonna forget about that book, are they?
Siena Trap (A Bunny for the Bench Boss (Indy Speed Hockey, #1))
Um—I don’t—We’re not—” “Oh. I see. Still in the denial stage. We’ve all been there, haven’t we girls?” She peeked at Natalie and Dakota, and they both nodded in agreement. “You don’t understand,” I tried. “We can’t.” She scoffed. “Girl, I took the book on ‘we can’t’ and threw it right out the window. If I’d followed the rules, I would be a sad, single, thirty-four-year-old woman having an endless stream of lousy, meaningless sex. Breaking the rules set me free. Highly recommend.
Siena Trap (A Bunny for the Bench Boss (Indy Speed Hockey, #1))
If I didn’t know any better, I could have sworn I was in the middle of one of Dakota’s books, falling for a girl I didn’t know. Whatever it was, it felt like my entire world had shifted, and she became the center of it all.
Siena Trap (A Bunny for the Bench Boss (Indy Speed Hockey, #1))
You good Bunny? You want me to scalp that nigga?
Nek Mills (Dreaux: The Silent Killer (Boudreaux Mafia Series Book 2))
Give me your demons, Bunny. I promise you… I can handle it.
Nek Mills (Dreaux: The Silent Killer (Boudreaux Mafia Series Book 2))
Bricabrac, rummaging through his pack, “a very fine piece of workmanship by the Dead Gods: this burrow protector.” He took out a large metal thumbtack. “Check it out, friend. Punch this up through a leaf to anchor it. Place it in the mouth of your burrow and cover it with a fine layer of dirt. You know where it is, but no one else does. Some no-goodnik comes up—maybe a weasel?— and thinks he’s gonna sneak in and surprise you, right? That would be bad news! But he steps on this burrow protector and suddenly, he’s got a metal thorn in his paw. Does he scream? You bet he does. Goodbye, surprise.
Christopher St. John (War Bunny: Book 1 of the War Bunny Chronicles)
Shakily, she touched the left side of the entryway three times, then the right side three times. She quietly sang an ancient couplet. “Hush little baby, don’t you cry, Fox won’t hear and he’ll pass right by.” Then she touched the floor twice. “Not this again,” hissed Briar, shoving her forward with his large chest. “Stop your crazy little paw dance and get in there.
Christopher St. John (War Bunny: Book 1 of the War Bunny Chronicles)
Some of you will hurt me. Some will stand fast with me. Some will undo all that I hold most dear,’ saith the Loved One. ‘And I will love you all.’ Book of Windgrass 21:17.
Christopher St. John (War Bunny: Book 1 of the War Bunny Chronicles)
I started on the bunny hill with the kids and on the second day got a little too over confident.  I also misinterpreted the symbols on the trail marks for the degree of difficulty and managed to find myself at the top of the mountain and the beginning of a double Black Diamond run.   I had no idea until I discovered the only way down was to ski, and that the double Black Diamond meant “For Experts Only.”      Marguerite had gotten off at a rest area, found a nice table outside, got a cup of hot tea and rented a telescope so she could watch me ski down the mountain.       She got a ski show all right; about 200 yards down the slope I lost complete control.  I saw the sky and ground so many times as I tumbled I lost count and when I did come to rest it was at the bottom of the run and I was minus a ski.  A nice Swiss couple had retrieved it for me and it wasn’t until they gave it back that I realized just how lethal a runaway downhill ski could be, I was damned lucky it didn’t go through somebody down the mountain.      I realized I was over matched and stuck with the bunny hill for the rest of the day.
W.R. Spicer (Sea Stories of a U.S. Marine Book 3 ON HER MAJESTY'S SERVICE)
Are you one of those badge bunnies? Would any badge do?” “Of course not!” Duh! Doltish bear. “Your name is Carson. And I’m not about to turn down a God given mandate.
Regina Shiderly (Bunny and the Grizzly Bear (United Shifter's Alliance Book 1))
Ralph played baseball and liked to read. His favorite color was green, and he absolutely loved ice cream. He was a pretty typical rabbit, except for one thing: Ralph Rabbit hated carrots!
Simon Knight (The Rabbit Who Hated Carrots: (Beautifully Illustrated Children's Bedtime Story Book for Ages 1 - 8 with Bunnies))
Only rabbits like to eat carrots every day. And even they enjoy an occasional leaf of lettuce, or spinach, or even bites of tortilla chips. (Yeah, I think our 4th grade class pet, Boo-Boo Bunny, had a stomach of steel.)
Minecraft Books (In the Dog House! (Diary of a Wimpy Steve #3))
Zuri took the rabbit and studied it for a moment. “She looks different. And her nose is twitching a lot slower.” “No, it’s not,” Jessie countered. She reached over and pushed the bunny’s nose up and down faster with her finger. “Jessie, why are you twitching her nose?” Zuri asked. “It’s a little game we play, see?” Jessie said, her voice getting more and more shrill with anxiety. Then she reached over and twitched Ravi’s nose for him. “Fun!” Ravi said nasally.
Lexi Ryals (Jessie: Livin' the Life (Jessie Junior Novel Book 1))
Rest in peace, friend,
Ender King (Legend Of EnderBunny (Part 2) : Adventures With An Enderman (ENDVENTURES SERIES Book 12))
She would give it up to the Easter Bunny if she thought it would get her a bigger Easter basket. Ha! I have known walls smarter that that dumb broad.
Thatcher C. Nalley (Letters From The Looney Bin (Book 1) (The Looniverse))
My name is Jon Elder. My friends call me Big Slick, my lawyer and my accountants call me Jon, my bank calls me Mr. Elder because that’s my name. Jon Elder. It’s not boy, nigger, coon, jungle bunny, porch monkey, blackie, nappy, darky, spade, melon-head, or negra, none of the above. My name is Jon Elder, you can call me Jon or Mr. Elder or Sir, but you don’t call me boy. Got that, Ted?
Elijah Drive (BULLETS (Jon "Big Slick" Elder Book 1))
Like in those Bunny Austen books you read where rabbits live in great parks with manor hutches?
Polly Horvath
The short answer? I listened to the sound advice of my agent and my editor, both of whom helped me find that sweet spot. The longer one? I set out to write a funny book. A ridiculous book. A book that didn’t take itself too seriously (hence the goblins, the erectile dysfunction potions, and the fact that my antagonist has bunny ears). But the characters just … got away from me. I blame Clay Cooper.
Nicholas Eames (Kings of the Wyld (The Band, #1))
Biff dug around and managed to locate a couple of carrots and tossed them over to Aurelius who chomped into them. He looked like some sort of fat bunny rabbit that had had its ears chopped off.
Dr. Block (Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 17 (Diary of a Surfer Villager #17))
If the violence is the problem, how can violence be the answer?
Caimh McDonnell (McGarry Stateside Deluxe (Books 1-3) (The Bunny McGarry Collection Book 4))
Whoever had said that if you expect the worst from people, you’ll never be disappointed definitely had a point. What they had failed to mention, though, was that you could still be incredibly irritated.
Caimh McDonnell (McGarry Stateside Deluxe (Books 1-3) (The Bunny McGarry Collection Book 4))
Of course, as with anything, you couldn’t legislate for stupidity.
Caimh McDonnell (McGarry Stateside Deluxe (Books 1-3) (The Bunny McGarry Collection Book 4))
Get to the root of most of the world’s problems, Mr McGarry, and I guarantee that you will find a man with what he is sure is a good idea.
Caimh McDonnell (McGarry Stateside Deluxe (Books 1-3) (The Bunny McGarry Collection Book 4))
bangs from her eyes as the first tear fell. “My mother can’t save you, either. Your cousin? I care more about the hairs on my nuts than that bitch. But when it comes to Bunny, I will make you boil from the inside out with the snap of my fingers and have you cry blood if you ever mention her again. Do you understand me?
Nek Mills (Dreaux: The Silent Killer (Boudreaux Mafia Series Book 2))
Do any two words in the English language form a worse combo than “budget whorehouse”?
Caimh McDonnell (McGarry Stateside Deluxe (Books 1-3) (The Bunny McGarry Collection Book 4))
Once my mommy took me to the mall to see the Easter Bunny,” Bertram explained, recalling the painful memory. “I sat on his moth-eaten suit and stared into his red, glowing eyes. Then he made that horrible bunny face!” Bertram contorted his face so that he resembled a bunny, with only his two front teeth showing. He snorted and pretended to chomp on an invisible carrot. “Long story short, I wet myself.…” His voice cracked. “And the Easter Bunny.
Lexi Ryals (Jessie: Livin' the Life (Jessie Junior Novel Book 1))
Places like this tried to strip away your humanity, make life into a dirty scrap for survival where man was set against man, race set against race, and it turned Bunny’s stomach. It did him good to remember that this was not the way it had to be.
Caimh McDonnell (McGarry Stateside Deluxe (Books 1-3) (The Bunny McGarry Collection Book 4))
Knock, knock." "Who’s there?" "Bunny with memory problems!" "Bunny with memory problems who?" "Knock, knock!
Ciel Publishing (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: 365 Jokes for Each Day (and Holiday) of the Year: A Holiday Joke Book with Side Splitting One Liners for Kids 4-6, 7-9)
You’ve known me nearly our whole lives. This part is private mostly. I want you, need you, in the most primal fucking way possible. With your consent, I’m going to hunt you down in this maze and fuck you stupid. I’m not going to stop chasing you, Bunny. Not until my hands are on you and I’m so fucking deep inside your pussy, you can’t even speak.” Her pupils were blown wide, and her mouth gaped open at my words.
Kenna Bellrae (All Hallows' Maze (Hallows' Eve Hookups #4))
The Dublin Trilogy A Man With One of Those Faces (Book 1) The Day That Never Comes (Book 2) Angels in the Moonlight (Book 3/prequel) Last Orders (Book 4) McGarry Stateside (featuring Bunny McGarry) Disaster Inc (Book 1) I Have Sinned (Book 2) The Quiet Man (Book
Caimh McDonnell (The Final Game (MCM Investigations #1))
Bunny #28  Junie B. Jones: Turkeys We Have Loved and Eaten (and Other Thankful Stuff) Junie B. Jones: Top-Secret Personal Beeswax: A Journal by Junie B. (and me!) Junie B.’s Essential Survival Guide to School Junie B. Jones: These Puzzles Hurt My Brain! Book
Barbara Park (Junie B. Jones #26: Aloha-ha-ha!)
At the ocean, I have my “dolphin eyes” on. Elsewhere, when I think there’s a chance I might see a rabbit, I have my “bunny eyes” on. Sometimes I’m on the lookout for rainbows, other times wildflowers or sunsets. And so it goes. I’ve learned to look for simple delights in nature; they remind me of Jesus’s constant presence, creativity, and care.
Guideposts (Evenings with Jesus: A Prayer Book of 100 Devotions for a Restful Night's Sleep in God's Grace)
Juliette’s hackles rose. “Our blood was spilled. By a rabbit,” she said, struggling to keep her voice civil. “What are we going to do about it?” “Why do we have to do anything?” asked a small, bright-eyed fox named Ariel. Juliette’s shoulders rose, and her ruff as well. “A fox was attacked … by lunchmeat! This is an abomination. Do you not agree?
Christopher St. John (War Bunny: Book 1 of the War Bunny Chronicles)
...the Giant Turtle: sleeps for 16 hours a day and has a lifespan of 100 years. The Blue Whale: eats 4 tons of krill a day and has a lifespan of 80 years. The Bunny Rabbit: eats mainly grass or hay, can reach speeds of 18 miles an hour and has a lifespan of 3 years. It seems nature is telling me to eat, sleep and not exercise to live a long and happy life.
James Warwood (49 Excuses for Skipping Gym Class: A (seriously silly) kid’s guide to dodging PE and sports with laugh-out-loud excuses (The Excuse Encyclopedia Series Book 5))
It’s just business,” repeated Bunny. “That’s the ‘I was just following orders’ of the twenty-first century.
Caimh McDonnell (McGarry Stateside Deluxe (Books 1-3) (The Bunny McGarry Collection Book 4))
In Vineland, in the houses of women for whom Katya frequently babysat, there had been no children's books, there had been no children's books for Katya to read, to the children; the TV was always on, whether anyone watched it or not, In Bayhead Harbor, in households like the Engleharts', all the children were given books, beautifully illustrated story books featuring animals like Funny Bunny who could talk and think like people and made you smile. Sometimes, the books were scary, but never too scary, always they ended happily. What was surprising to Katya was how expensive the books were. Only people with money would buy them, and though you could take such books out of the public library, only people with money seemed to know or to card about this. In Vineland households Katya Spevak knew, there were no books, and few newspapers: just TV.
Joyce Carol Oates (A Fair Maiden)
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Sedona Ashe (It's Kind of a Bunny Story (Hey There, Hop Stuff, #3))
Always have trust in what you create.
Mike Lewis (Yummy, Funny, Easter Bunnies: A Humorous Children's Storybook about Easter and Creativity)
Bunny wants to be loved. She just doesn’t know how because everyone she’s ever loved has hurt her. Don’t hurt her, Hunter. Or I’ll have to kill you.
D.L. Darby (Dolls & Daggers (Serial Killer Book Club #1))
Where Dove is bright, effervescent sunshine, Bunny is mystery and calculation wrapped in sensuality—like a wolf draped in a rabbit’s hide.
D.L. Darby (Dolls & Daggers (Serial Killer Book Club #1))
Get off! Get off me, ‘Felix sobbed, sounding like a little kid. Marco kicked at the sickos, slashing with his knife. It was no good, though— there were just too many of them — and he himself toppled over, landing on his friend and smothering him. ‘It’s all right Felix, ‘he said. ‘I’m with you. It’s all right. You’re not alone. ‘He felt for Felix’s hand held it tight, as more gym bunnies blocked out the light, swamping them.
Charlie Higson (The Fear (The Enemy, #3))
Dirigé par une belle dame.12 Sounds fancy.” Anastasia looked at him for a long moment. “Are we fancy?” “We’re alive,” said Love Bug. “That sounds pretty fancy to me.
Christopher St. John (War Bunny: Book 1 of the War Bunny Chronicles)
I'm an atheist. I don't believe in God for the same reason you don't believe in Zeus, Santa Claus, or the Easter Bunny.
Oliver Markus Malloy (Atheism Memes: 40 Reasons Why I'm An Atheist (Introvert Comics Book 2))
I want to be romantic
Serena Pier (Run, Little Bunny (High Five Novella Book 4))
Fuck it. I yank her barstool closer to mine
Serena Pier (Run, Little Bunny (High Five Novella Book 4))