Brown Noser Quotes

One of our housekeepers called him Eddie Haskell. We’d never seen that old TV show Leave It to Beaver, but years later when I saw a couple of reruns on late-night TV, I realized that our housekeeper really hadn’t liked Roger. Eddie Haskell was an unctuous, conniving brown-noser. He was the two-faced character who’d politely compliment Mrs. Cleaver on her lovely dress while instigating some evil prank that would inevitably get her son, the Beaver, in trouble.

Young man, how does English Breakfast tea sound?” Birdie asked from her kitchen. “Please call me Mac. Tea sounds lovely, Miss Birdie. Thank you,” Mac replied. Sophie mouthed ‘brown noser’ at Mac, who nodded his head in happy agreement. “Oh my. Well, aren’t you well-mannered? Whatever are you doing with Sophie?” “Oh, I don’t know, Miss Birdie. Sophie has certain talents I’ve come to appreciate.” Mac gave Sophie an evil grin while Birdie squawked and cackled in delight.

Republicans don’t stand for the beliefs of the right, and Democrats don’t stand for the principles of the left. They each stand for one thing—a public willing to remain seated like obedient children, while they wield authoritative control like teachers and dole out favors for brown-nosers, and take candy at will. Of course, the only candy they take is called PayDay.