Branson Missouri Quotes

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I'm wearing my Midnight Black Dancing Shoes. They are shaped like vintage locomotives, and I move like the memory of Branson in 1991—which fluctuates by minutes every day, just like the scene at my duck farm.
Jarod Kintz (Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.)
Tourists are as fleeting as holographic butterflies. The only thing permanent in this world is my Leftover Meatloaf. Branson needs to quickly learn this before I'm completely SOLD OUT.
Jarod Kintz (There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't)
Branson has a few iconic water towers. But the best way to store a large volume of H2O is in a cloud, and I think floating architecture may be the way to go in the future.
Jarod Kintz (Powdered Saxophone Music)
There are two types of things to do in Branson: Things that cost money and things that aren’t fun. Some things are both things.
Jarod Kintz (There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't)
Music allows us to travel back in time through our ear canals. The top song of 1991, Bryan Adams' "(Everything I Do) I Do It for You", takes me back to Branson in its glory year, and that's like a FREE vacation.
Jarod Kintz (Powdered Saxophone Music)
I just called a How's My Driving phone number. Why did someone in Branson, Missouri pick up and try to sell me a timeshare condo?
Jarod Kintz (A Memoir of Memories and Memes)
The Anthems of Rock are The Kings and Queens of Queen. No really, they out-Queened Queen, and they put Freddie Mercury in a thermometer and got this crowd HOT.
Jarod Kintz (A Memoir of Memories and Memes)
Stevie splits his time between Branson and Nashville. I think it's smart to divide time by location, rather than AM and PM, because that way you get more distance and are able to extend your life out further.
Jarod Kintz (A Memoir of Memories and Memes)
As a man who dances like a bronze statue, in the style of Rodin's The Thinker, I know a thing or two about choreography. OK, maybe just a thing, and that thing is this: The dancers in The Anthems of Rock can move—and they’re a big reason the audience was so moved with each song.
Jarod Kintz (A Memoir of Memories and Memes)
Glenda told me that somebody just bought Andy Williams’ theater in Branson. Don’t look at me. This morning, I financed my coffee at the café over four monthly payments of 99 cents.
Jarod Kintz (A Memoir of Memories and Memes)
The billboard message I put on the Grand Palace Marquee may be the biggest marketing move in Branson in decades, maybe forever. ‘Live Announcement From Vegas July4”plain and simple posted on a worn out, storm damaged marquee. Had hundreds of thousands of curious Missourians bursting with anticipation.
Paul M. Dunn (The Grand Palace Battleground Branson Missouri)
The concert would be held outside, behind the Grand Palace Theatre in the back parking lot. Under The American Highrise Portrait. It is what it is. I will make this work no matter what. Because that is who Paul M. Dunn is, a closer. If I start it, by golly I am going to finish it. I instruct
Paul M. Dunn (The Grand Palace Battleground Branson Missouri)
It was a seesaw chess match between Paul Dunn and the City of Branson. The racial crowd was becoming more evident now also that tickets were being sold and positive news being spread about our event. Jar heads driving by The Grand Palace screaming racial obscenities and the local online talk sites just going crazy with the do and don’t’s over Hip Hop in Branson
Paul M. Dunn (The Grand Palace Battleground Branson Missouri)
Hey, this is the Ozark mountains. These people will imitate as they please and sleep with there sister if they choose. That’s just how sick this group of haters are. In the same respect, the black race has plenty of haters towards the white man. People like myself who stand up for what is right sometimes are labeled unjustly. Because I live in Branson, I definitely feel I have not been helped by the black race in any manner outside of what Uncle Lothari has done. Which is make some phone calls and give me his voice of approval. I have been a one man army against this racial fight, and still standing moving forward.
Paul M. Dunn (The Grand Palace Battleground Branson Missouri)
Ernie was really feeling drained over the fight with the city and the fact he lost his regular day job with Hershend Entertainment supposedly over the Nelly Concert. Ernie says he missed Monday, July 19th the first day we sold tickets to make sure the website ticket solution went well. Hershend entertainment, which owns Silver Dollar City, fired him over this for insubordination. Ernie had not missed work in over a year and had a co-worker come in on his day off to cover for him. Hershend responded if you hadn’t messed with that concert you would still have a job here. I insist Ernie needed to go after those racist pigs with a lawsuit. But Ernie did not want to bump heads with them. Just take it and move on. Ernie tells me laughing that I was supposed to back down when the City of Branson came after me. ‘Paul you don’t challenge these people on there own court.’ I can tell you me and my kids will never go to Hershends Silver Dollar City again. They advertise this park as a blast from the past. I’d say they are stuck in that past.
Paul M. Dunn (The Grand Palace Battleground Branson Missouri)
Since my wife ran off with a lesbian basketball coach, in October of 2007, I had to raise my three youngest children as a cowboy single dad. This has made it impossible for me to travel and run my hotel jobs. I hired Jim Rossi to run my out of town work for me and Jim had done a great job for the first year. As time had progressed, Jims drinking and greed seemed to be taking a toll on what was in October 2007, the largest hotel remodeling business in the Midwest. If I’m able to get the Palace up and running, I can shut down the hotel road work and personally run The Palace. Making the Grand Palace as successful as my hotel business was when I ran all the hotel renovations road work myself.
Paul M. Dunn (The Grand Palace Battleground Branson Missouri)
I have always been confident and see gain in failure. I know I will make good of this situation eventually. God I will stand by my promise I made to you on March 20th. Please guide and protect me and my kids through this difficult time. Obviously the Christian groups attempting to obtain The Palace wasn’t in God’s Favor. If they were in God’s favor. The deal would have gone through. The devil is alive in Branson and this is why the Lord has contacted me and others with an attempt to rid this villain and stand up to his hate that is front center in Branson, Missouri. The Grand Palace obviously has demons that are rooted inside it’s walls and maybe a exorcism needs to be performed at The Palace to rid those devils from her walls. I realize this sounds crazy. But somehow every time something good is going to happen with The Grand Palace, A negative occurrence finds it’s way to surface. I could very easily turn and walk away now. I cannot. I could very easily turn on God now and join the Devil’s army. I cannot. I will stay strong and fight the good fight. Figure out a way to defeat the FDIC and all the hate that has been thrown at me. I will say now very confidently, ‘God Bless Us All.
Paul M. Dunn (The Grand Palace Battleground Branson Missouri)
Different groups have different priorities. Because Hispanics tend to have low incomes, they support increases in government services, even at the cost of more taxes for others. Most Hispanics supported all five spending initiatives on the May, 2005 California ballot; most whites opposed all five. Prof. Nikolai Roussanov of the Wharton School has found that both blacks and Hispanics spend 50 percent less on medical care than do whites with similar incomes, and that blacks and Hispanics spend 16 percent and 30 percent less, respectively, on education than do whites with similar incomes. Many studies have also found that blacks and Hispanics save less than whites for future goals like retirement. How do they spend their money? Blacks are more likely than whites to buy lottery tickets and to spend disproportionately more money doing so. Prof Roussanov says the biggest difference, however, is that blacks and Hispanics spend 30 percent more than whites with the same income on what he calls “visible goods” meant to convey status, such as clothing, cars, and jewelry. Different groups have different buying patterns. In 2004, Sears decided to turn 97 of its 870 locations into “multicultural stores,” in which clothing, signs, décor, and displays were geared to Hispanics and blacks, who do not have the same tastes and body sizes as whites. Hispanics want “stylish,” form-fitting clothing in bright, loud colors, and the highest heels available. Blacks need more “plus” sizes. In the multicultural stores, Sears displays the loud clothing prominently, near entrances. Clothing white women are likely to buy, such as the more traditional Land’s End line, is in the back. For years there was a Roy Rogers-Dale Evans Museum in Victorville, California, filled with Roy Rogers memorabilia and even his horse Trigger—stuffed, of course. That part of California is now heavily Hispanic, and no one is interested in Roy Rogers. The museum moved to Branson, Missouri, which has become a resort catering to bluegrass and country music fans, who are overwhelmingly white. Victorville immigrant Rosalina Sondoval-Marin did not miss the museum. “Roy Rogers? He doesn’t mean anything,” she said. “There’s a revolution going on, and it don’t include no Roy Rogers.
Jared Taylor (White Identity: Racial Consciousness in the 21st Century)