Brady Roast Quotes

I love that name. A country named Chad. Sounds like somebody who lived next door to the Brady Bunch. But if Chad actually lived next door to the Bradys, Greg would be roasting over a slow fire and Marcia would be standing naked on an auction block, because Chad is one of the hungriest, craziest, most desperate places on the planet.

I turn back to Brady and place a hand over his heart, pretending to blink back tears. “I’m so proud. May you have the spit-roasting you truly deserve.