Bizzare Quotes

It's decidedly bizzare, when the Worst Thing hppens and you find yourself still conscious, still breathing.

Yare Yare Daze.

But the nightmare was a strange comfort to me; in it, I found a sense of escape, and were it possible to go live in that nightmare, I would have, bizzare though that may sound.

Any religious expression of truth, however bizzare or uncouth, is more sufficing than any secular one, however elegant and intellectually brilliant. Animistic savages prostrating themselves before a painted stone have always seemed to me to be nearer the truth than any Einstein or Bertrand Russell. As it might be pigs in a crowded sty, jostling and shoving to bury their snouts in the trough; until one of them momentarily lifts his snout upwards in the air, in so doing expressing the hope of all enlightenment to come; breaking off from his guzzling to point with his lifted snout to where the angels and archangels gather round God's throne.

For the first time, I smelled her. I can't describe the smell. Flowery, yet somehow musty, like a beautiful woman with the soul of an old book.

Roland was quite possibly the most aggravating, antisocial immortal on the planet. Seeing him cuddle and nurture a black and white kitten that could fit in the palm of his hand was nothing short of bizzare.

Life's kind of like a painting. A really bizzare, abstract painting. You could look at it and think that all it is, is just a blur. And you could continue living your life thinking that all it is, is a blur. But if you really look at it, really see it, focus on it, and use your imagination, life can become so much more.

we eat the year away. We eat the spring and the summer and the fall. We wait for something to grow an then we eat it.

What did you say? Depending on your answer I may have to kick your ass! - Joseph Joestar

You can start from the ordinary bizzare to the extraordinary incredible

But does this imply the bizzare prediction that you can substitute one sense for another? In the other words, if you took a data stream from a video camera and converted it into an input to a different sense – taste or touch, say-would you eventually be able to see the world that way? Incredibly, the answer is yes, and the consequences run deep, as we are about to see.

So what do you do?' she asked. 'I sneak around at night, well, usually at night, and gather coins out of fountains', I said slowly, watching her face for judgement. She burst into laughter. 'Like spare change? You collect people's wishes? And you spend them on yourself?' 'They're not wishes' I said. 'They lose their symbolism once they hit corporate water. At that time they either become extra income for people who don't need it, or they can help me get along in the world.

Er warf ein Stück Brot nach ihr. (Chaol und Celeana)

The Funniest Valentine was the first person in history to be named The, and was the current president of the United States.

He is the living incarnation of evil! His name is Dio, awakened after a century of sleep! Our destiny is to fight this man!

I write. I write that I am writing. Mentally I see myself writing that I am writing and I can also see myself seeing that I am writing. I remember writing and also seeing myself writing. And I see myself remembering that I see myself writing and I remember seeing myself remembering that I was writing and I write seeing myself write that I remember having seen myself write that I saw myself writing that I was writing and that I was writing that I was writing that I was writing. I can also imagine myself writing that I had already written that I would imagine myself writing that I had written that I was imagining myself writing that I see myself writing that I am writing.

It's bizarre! But it is the way the world is.

Sharks kill around 12 humans a year while humans kill approximately 11,417 sharks an hour

Human greatness is in facing down one's fears

Roman Emperor Caligula would wander his palace at night ordering the sun to rise

Starfish don’t have brains, don’t have blood and are not fish

You get bored of the same food during a meal. That’s why you can have dessert but can’t finish your dinner

During the World Wars many aircrewmen died of their flatulence expanding inside of them

Three football fields worth of rainforest have been cut down while you’ve read this fact

Anatidaephobia is the fear that sometime, somewhere, somehow a duck is watching you

You can spell upside down with the letters ‘umop apisch’ and turning them upside down

Belly button lint actually comes from your underwear

The man who discovered diabetes, Thomas Willis, could tell if you were diabetic by the sweetness of your wee

A dead man once stayed in the saddle after having a heart attack mid race and still won

Call of Duty had been played 15 times longer than human existence as of 2013

There is a religion where you can become a ‘Pastafarian’. Their religious headwear is a spaghetti strainer which they’re fighting to be able to wear in driving licences and passport photos

There was a rhino in Brazil which was elected to the city council

More than 50% of people will YAWN when they read this sentence

The Horned Lizard can squirt blood from its eyes

The inventor of the Pringle can, Fredric Baur, had his ashes buried in his invention

Crows have been known to peck out toad’s livers, causing the toads to explode

Your right hand has never touched your right elbow

Part of what makes the book bizzare is that Whitman, because he wants to stand for everyone, because he wants to be less a historical person than a marker for democratic personhood, can't really write a memoir full of a life's particularities.

Pepsi’s slogan ‘Come alive with Pepsi’ translated in China as ‘Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the dead

It is a criminal offence to drive a dirty car in Russia

Nomophobia is the fear of being without mobile phone coverage. It is one of the most common phobias in Britain

There is a human Barbie who lives on light and air. She also claims to be an alien

Santa’s postcode is H0H 0H0. Postal workers have replied to some children’s letters that have been sent

She had an avowed weakness for love stories, extra cheese, tissues on the side.

Han var mycket modern, långt före de flesta. Nu är det ju så att det är svårt att vara modern före någon annan. För att vara modern måste man vara minst två. Moderniteten måste förborgerligas för att bli erkänd som modernitet annars blir den bara bisarreri.

Dreams are distorted during the hypnagogic state when you are waking up and returning to your body. That is why they are often seemingly very bizarre and weird. By connecting to their originators, you can discover their true meaning, by Jozef.