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Perfect Christians never miss an opportunity to judge other Christians on matters of conscience, and dropping some scathing remarks about their movie collection is a moment God prepared before the creation of the world for you to get a leg up on those spiritual failures.
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The Babylon Bee (How to Be a Perfect Christian: Your Comprehensive Guide to Flawless Spiritual Living)
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Tom disturbed Josh, in more ways than one. He was always showing up where you least expected him, like a bogeyman in a horror movie. And Josh still couldn’t shake that conversation in the Tower.
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Sam Sisavath (The Gates of Byzantium (Purge of Babylon, #2))