Axe Body Spray Quotes

I’d rather drink a can of Axe body spray while feral raccoons feast on my exposed bone marrow than sit across from this twat.

I scrubbed every inch of my body until it was pink and shiny, laughing hysterically because I had to use Rule's dude soap and ended up smelling like a seventeen-year-old boy who'd just discovered AXE body spray

If rape culture had a downtown, it would smell like Axe body spray and that perfume they put on tampons to make your vagina smell like laundry detergent.

As I head inside, I get smacked with the scent of industrial cleanser mixed with Axe body spray. I hear the shouts of voices—mostly boys’ voices because nice girls don’t shout—and catch words like March Madness and dumb bitch and she’s so hot.

I'd rather drink a can of Axe body spray while feral raccoons feat on my exposed bone marrow than sit across from this twat

I'd rather drink a can of Axe body spray while feral raccoons feat on my exposed bone marrow than sit across from this twat

Whoever invented AXE body spray wasn’t doing any favors for anyone.

She can sense the resentment radiating off of Jaden as they trudge back toward the camp, like the Axe Body Spray of aggression, stinging her nose and making her heart skitter with anxiety

I remember when Christine told me about her first time. It was a sweet, beautiful moment, whereas mine is raw and primal. She was in his bed surrounded by a mixture of Axe body spray and soft music, and I am here on the ground with a man that looks like he is intent on consuming me. My stomach churns as I try to reconcile these two diametrically opposed experiences.

Cody Hunter, who happily but unknowingly deflowered her in a single, extra-long bed that smelled of Axe body spray and lacrosse pads.

He wore Axe body spray, for one. What grown man wore Axe body spray?

In 2013, a Brooklyn school was shut down due to a noxious odor that resulted in several students being transported to the hospital.  The odor turned out to be from excessive Axe body spray from some 6th grade boys.

Also, there are many moments of my work that are deeply satisfying and fun. And almost as many moments of full-time motherhood that stink like Axe body spray on a brick of bleu cheese.

Dorothy‬‭ touched‬‭ the‬‭ Tin‬‭ Man‬‭ and‬‭ then‬‭ sniffed‬ the air. "He smells so good."‬ "That's‬‭ his‬‭ ax.‬‭ Get‬‭ it,‬‭ Axe?‬‭ Like‬‭ Axe‬‭ spray?"‬‭ Scarecrow quipped.‬ ‭