Austin.powers Quotes

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Maybe I not need feeling lonely, because I can talk to other "me." Is like seeing my two pieces of lips speaking in two languages at same time. Yes, I not lonely, because I with another me. Like Austin Powers with his Mini Me
Xiaolu Guo (A Concise Chinese-English Dictionary for Lovers)
Hop on the good foot and do the bad thing.
Roger Price (Austin Powers Mad Libs)
Yeah, baby!" said nobody, since this was not good.
Mike Kozarski (Austin Powers International Man of Mystery)
As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!
Mike Myers (Austin Powers)
Do you dance? Or are you strictly a prop-up-the-wall-with-a-beer kind of guy?" "I dance. But I don't shag." She laughed. "I think we've just established that you do". "Not Austin Powers shagging. It's A Carolina thing. A dance.
Virginia Kantra (Carolina Blues (Dare Island, #4))
I work at T-Town, which is about ninety-nine percent men, and all of them either are alpha personalities or think they are. That said, what we have here is the standard dynamic for sexual tension. I'm moderately good-looking. I have big boobs, and I get hit on by everyone from the pastor of my church to baristas at Starbucks, and by every single guy at T-Town except for my boss and the range master. I don't blame them and I don't judge them. It's part of the procreative drive hardwired into us, and we haven't evolved as a species far enough exert any genuine control over the biological imperative. You, on the other hand, are a very good-looking man of prime breeding age. Old enough to have interesting lines and scars--and stories to go with them--and young enough to be a catch. You probably get laid as often as you want to, and you can probably count on the fingers of one hand the number of times women have said no to you. Maybe--and please correct me if I've strayed too far into speculation--being an agent of a secret government organization has led you to buy into the superspy sex stud propaganda perpetuated by James Bond films." "My name is Powers," I said. "Austin Powers." She ignored me and plowed ahead. "We're in the middle of a crisis. We may have to work closely together for several days, or even several weeks. Close-quarters travel, emotions running high, all that. If it's all the same to you, I'd rather not spend the next few days living inside a trite office romance cliche. That includes everything from mild flirtation to sexual innuendo and double entendre and the whole ball of wax." She sipped her Coke. The ball landed in my court with a thump.
Jonathan Maberry (The King of Plagues (Joe Ledger, #3))
That’s it? C’mon, in the movies you can’t get a Bond villain to shut up. You’re not even going to outline your evil plan for me? Maybe if you pick up your cat and pet it while sitting in an oversized chair, something will come to you.” Was that Bond or Austin Powers? Or Inspector Gadget? It was amazing how easy it was to get those things confused. 
Lish McBride (Hold Me Closer, Necromancer (Necromancer, #1))
Willa: I just got up. Cade: Okay? Willa: I’m making coffee. Cade: Alright. Willa: I’m getting dressed for the day. Panties? CHECK. Cade: Too much information. Willa: Luke is now awake. Cade: Oh good. Willa: He peed. Cade: The bed? Willa: No. In the toilet. Sounded like a big one. Like when Austin Powers comes out of being frozen or whatever. Cade: Why are you telling me this? Willa: Just keeping you apprised of *everything we do!!!* Cade: I already regret telling you that. Willa: Oh, I’m just getting started. Cade: Willa. Willa: Remember that time you BEGGED me to stay?
Elsie Silver (Heartless (Chestnut Springs, #2))
Willa: I just got up. Cade: Okay? Willa: I’m making coffee. Cade: Alright. Willa: I’m getting dressed for the day. Panties? CHECK. Cade: Too much information. Willa: Luke is now awake. Cade: Oh good. Willa: He peed. Cade: The bed? Willa: No. In the toilet. Sounded like a big one. Like when Austin Powers comes out of being frozen or whatever. Cade: Why are you telling me this? Willa: Just keeping you apprised of *everything we do!!!* Cade: I already regret telling you that. Willa: Oh, I’m just getting started. Cade: Willa.
Elsie Silver (Heartless (Chestnut Springs, #2))
Like the ladies on Austin Powers! You know the ones. The bullet bras? Sooo cool.
Elsie Silver (Powerless (Chestnut Springs, #3))
Dr. Evil: There's nothing as pathetic as an aging hipster
Austin Powers
She stepped back into the house. “I want to show you something.” Trying to get his legs back, his head wobbly, and his internal referee still giving him the eight count, Myron followed her silently up the stairway. She led him down a darkened corridor lined with modern lithographs. She stopped, opened a door, and flipped on the lights. The room was teenage-cluttered, as if someone had put all the belongings in the center of the room and dropped a hand grenade on them. The posters on the walls—Michael Jordan, Keith Van Horn, Greg Downing, Austin Powers, the words YEAH, BABY! across his middle in pink tie-dye lettering—had been hung askew, all tattered corners and missing pushpins. There was a Nerf basketball hoop on the closet door. There was a computer on the desk and a baseball cap dangling from a desk lamp. The corkboard had a mix of family snapshots and construction-paper crayons signed by Jeremy’s sister, all held up by oversized pushpins. There were footballs and autographed baseballs and cheap trophies and a couple of blue ribbons and three basketballs, one with no air in it. There were stacks of computer-game CD-ROMs and a Game Boy on the unmade bed and a surprising amount of books, several opened and facedown. Clothes littered the floor like war wounded; the drawers were half open, shirts and underwear hanging out like they’d been shot mid-escape. The room had the slight, oddly comforting smell of kids’ socks.
Harlan Coben (Darkest Fear (Myron Bolitar, #7))
How can I find this gold member?” “Quid pro quo.” “Ah, yes. Squid pro row.
Austin Powers