Asa Akira Quotes

Ancient whore secret: to give enjoyable head, enjoy giving head.

Still in bed at noon. Everyday is Saturday, when you are a whore.

We're all just the product of a vaginal creampie

Zero cavities. Two abortions. One divorce. Thirty years on Earth.

I feel like...if you’re in the shower with a boy, and he doesn’t pee on you, he’s not that into you. May

Going comando. Shaved my pussy just in case. I should trip and fall.

But life is too short to masturbate silently,

One day I'll be a grandma who's been gangbanged.

Bruised knees cramp my style. They scream cheap whore, when I am an expensive one.

Dropped a blueberry Under the oven it rolls Goodbye, forever

If a girl has baby wipes in her house, but no baby—I’d say she will most likely be down to let you put it in her ass. “I

HAIKU Dropped a blueberry Under the oven it rolls Goodbye, forever

Serial killing definition: must hit three, just like a gangbang.

It just goes to show you—for every woman you jerk off to, there’s a tired husband/boyfriend/significant other jerking off to some other bitch. October

I don't have a type. I like any girl that likes me.

Being in a public space with [Mark] Spiegler is simultaneously the best and worst. Because he's a porn agent, he's constantly on his phone yelling things like 'Your boy/girl scene tomorrow just became anal!' regardless of where we are.

This one girl here, Devon, she’s from Detroit. She’s brand-new too. One day I was about to leave to the grocery store, which is like a ten-minute walk away. She asked me to pick up a sandwich for her (which was kind of annoying), so I was like, “Why don’t you come with me?” She was like, “I can’t, ’cause I can’t walk very far.” I was like, “It’s not even ten minutes. Come on, don’t be lazy—if anything it’ll be a mini workout.” She was like, “Ever since I got shot, it hurts when I walk uphill.” (The walk on the way back is pretty much all on an incline.) I asked her why she got shot. I thought . . . Detroit? Ghetto, right? Probably domestic abuse, or a drug-related thing. She goes, “I got in a fight over a parking space, and the guy shot me in both of my knees.

Still in bed at noon Everyday is Saturday When you are a whore

I can't help but wonder if it's because I'm a woman. I can't help but know the answer is yes.

Semua orang bilang kalau mawar biru adalah keajaiban, tapi aku nggak. Itu hadiah bagi orang yang bertahun-tahun meneliti dan nggak putus asa. Kalau menurutku, bahasa mawar biru itu... 'Tantangan pada hal yang nggak mungkin

I wondered if there would ever come a time in my life where I wouldn't measure distance by the amount of time it would take for a person to physically come on to me.

At twenty years old, I was the youngest one at the dungeon, but not by much. No one was over thirty. The head bitch in charge was Mistress Rox. She had been there for eight years, and was known in the city as one of the meanest, baddest, yet most sensual masters. I’ve seen her shit on a guy. Like, right on his face. There’s no way he didn’t get pinkeye from that. You can’t erase things like that from your memory, no matter how much you want to. It’s like herpes in your brain. It’s forever.

Home at six AM. Is it still a walk of shame? I was shooting porn.

I think I’ll go to yoga to clear this negative energy before today’s orgy scene. I wanna go in with a positive attitude. November

Yes. Corey Feldman Lookalike was coming toward me. Corey Feldman Lookalike arrives in front of Asa. COREY FELDMAN LOOKALIKE Hi, I'm Corey Feldman.