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Come, my handsome vampire. I have a few things I must do to prepare you. Then I’ll put you somewhere safe to await your bride. Oh—I know!” She clapped excitedly. “You can stay inside my piggy bank! And I’ll create a drama-tastic jungle intro to your lady! How about Romancing the Stone meets Apocalypto?
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Mimi Jean Pamfiloff (Accidentally Married to...a Vampire? (Accidentally Yours, #2))
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From this moment, I reclaim my life. I will live for myself and for those I love. And if Asherah doesn’t like it, she can smite me. (Char)
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L.K. Rigel (Spiderwork (Apocalypto, #2))