Alfred E Neuman Quotes

When all is said and done, there is usually more said than done. [as quoted by Alfred E Neuman]

Yes we can't!

Some minds are like concrete - all mixed up and permanently set.

You can be on the right track and still get hit by a train!

what me worry?

What, me worry?

In retrospect it becomes clear that hindsight is definitely overrated!

It has become commonplace to conclude that humans are simply irrational—more Homer Simpson than Mr. Spock, more Alfred E. Neuman than John von Neumann. And, the cynics continue, what else would you expect from descendants of hunter-gatherers whose minds were selected to avoid becoming lunch for leopards?

Alfred E. Neuman: The early bird gets the worm. But then, what about the early worm?

Dave knocked on the door. “Iggy is in the bar,” he said. I drew my eyes back on and, as nonchalantly as I could manage, slipped down to the bar. “Hey! This is great,” he said, looking like Alfred E. Neuman and shaking my hand. He seemed as happy to meet me as I was him, as he introduced me to his girlfriend, Esther. In accordance with everybody else who’d met him, I found out that you either got Jim Osterberg, the straight-A Midwestern bookworm, or Iggy Pop, the drug-crazed, platinum-blond lunatic. The guy in the bar that night was Jim Osterberg.

Kissing a girl because she lets you is like scratching a place that doesn't itch!

Smoking helps you lose weight, one lung at a time.” “Mark Twain?” Louella shook her head. “Alfred E. Neuman.