Achmed The Dead Terrorist Quotes

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Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Knock, knock. Jeff Dunham: Who's there? Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Me, I kill you!
Jeff Dunham
Achmed 'Two Jews walk into a bar' No no no no no' Jeff You don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard' Achmed" -Achmed the dead terrorist and Jeff
Jeff Dunham