Abba Funny Quotes

That awkward moment when you jump out a window because your friend jumped out a window, then you remember that your other friend can fly.

Jack was pleased to help. “Combat time? Cool!” He floated in a circle around me. “Who are we fighting?” “Sam,” I said. Jack froze. “But I like Sam.” “We’re just practicing,” I said. “Try to kill her without really killing her.” “Oh, phew! Okay. I can do that.

Jack followed me around the deck, alternating between Abba hits (Vikings are huge Abba fans) and telling me stories about the old days when he and Frey would roam the Nine Worlds, spreading sunshine and happiness and occasionally killing people.