Yapper Quotes

but that half-bald no-spin yapper from FOX News),

Her unconditional love and joyfulness had reminded us that there was still good in the world. From a spiritual perspective, dogs get it so right (except for the annoying yappers, which get nothing right).

Is it wrong to get the pleasure out of biting the ears off a chocolate rabbit? I do not know… nonetheless, it makes me feel better. Yapper, chocolate makes any girl feel better! On the 4th of July other people’s fireworks go boom and bang and have been popped, but not mine… but I could care less. What good are fireworks if you cannot observe them with someone that truly cares about you or you care for them? Thanksgiving what do I have to be thankful for? Let’s see the only thing that comes to mind is… me being around so that people can torment me. It is not like we can sit down at the table and have a conversation anyways. The food is slammed down and it is always cold and tastes many days old, with the only words whispered being ‘Pass the gravy.

In the beginning God made the seas, the mountains, the heavens, and buffalo knees. He made lilies, and dew drops, and snail shells, and roses, and dippers, and yappers, and snappers, and noses.

I reached down to move some fruit crates. From somewhere inside the pile, a small voice yelped, “NOPE!” I stumbled backward into a crate of rotten bananas. Mrs. O’Leary didn’t look worried, though. Whatever she was smelling, she was curious about it, and excited. The thing in the pile yapped again—“NOPE!”—and I realized how small it sounded, how afraid.… My heart twisted in a knot. I had a sudden overpowering urge to help the nope-yapper. I started clearing away boxes and bags. Mrs. O’Leary guided me, nosing through the trash until we unearthed the source of the yapping. It was a puppy. A hellhound puppy.

The Inferno brothers are yappers when they in some pussy… I love me a nigga that can talk me through it.

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