Yan Yuan Quotes

Aku tidak boleh marah terhadap Ayah dan Ibu. Jika aku tak mengikuti nasihatnya, akan berada di mana aku hari ini? Aku tak akan tubuh dewasa dan mengerti tentang hal-hal baik dalam hidup. Jika ibu tidak membimbingku lewat kecaman-kecamannya, aku takkan tahu satu fen atau satu yuan itu apa, serta dari mana uang itu diperoleh

In order to avoid the tragic case of murdering one’s own husband, Xiao YuAn pressed his hands against Yan HeQing’s shoulders, and shook him a few times: “Yan-ge! Hello! Daxiongdi! Baobei, dear! Darling! Husband! Hubby! Please wake up, I don’t want to be fucked to death, alright?

Xiao YuAn: “I know that you want me to sleep in your tent, but my clothes are in my tent. You must let me get my clothes, right?” Yan HeQing looked at him: “You can wear mine.” Xiao YuAn: “….. your clothes don’t fit me.” Yan HeQing: “Yes, I know. Wear my clothes.” Xiao YuAn: “….. Alright, fine.

But if my daddy finds out, he'll hit me,' Yuan Gun Gun said. 'l've seen it on TV.' 'I thought your parents must have hit you when you were little girl for you to have a dummy brain,' Hao Yan Che teased. 'But now I know the heavens made you this way.' 'It's not my fault,' Yuan Gun Gun said. 'I inherit my mummy's intelligence but none from my daddy.' 'I see,' Hao Yan Che said. 'Your parents must have a hard life.' 'What do you mean?' Yuan Gun Gun asked. 'Think about it,' Hao Yan Che said.

Mummy said that eunuchs were paid to taste food for the emperor.' 'Are you a eunuch?' Hao Yan Che asked. 'No,' Yuan Gun Gun said. 'But eunuchs and I don't have little brothers.' A vein popped up on Hao Yan Che's forehead.

Hao Yan Che's suspicion was right, Yuan Gun Gun's IQ was from the bottom spectrum.