Woody Harrelson Quotes

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A grownup is a child with layers on.
Woody Harrelson
A grownup is a child with layers on. Woody Harrelson
T.L. Alexander (Layers (Layers #1))
Expectations are pretty tough on relationships.
Woody Harrelson
Shawshank’s good,” he says. “But you can’t beat the way Woody Harrelson kills zombies. He takes such joy in it.” “Uh-huh,” I say, making a face. “I’ve always found zombies to be the least threatening of the scary monsters. I mean, come on. They’re slow. They’re brain-dead. They don’t plot evil or try to take over the world. They just—” I put my arms out in front of me and give him my best zombie groan. I shake my head. “So not scary.” “But they just. Keep. Coming,” Christian says. “You can run, you can kill them, but more of them always pop up, and they never stop.” He shudders. “And they try to eat you, and if you get bitten, that’s it—you’re infected. You’re doomed to become a zombie yourself. End of story.” “Okay,” I concede, “they’re kind of scary,” and now I’m vaguely disappointed that we’re not here to watch a zombie movie.
Cynthia Hand (Boundless (Unearthly, #3))
in fact, I’m an advocate for the straight edge. I don’t live it, but I advocate it. So I don’t encourage anyone to do any drugs, but on the other hand I believe in freedom.
Woody Harrelson
Woody’s father Charles Harrelson was a hit man for the mob and was arrested in 1979 for killing a judge and sentenced to life in prison. During a standoff with police when they were attempting to arrest him, he claimed that he killed President John F. Kennedy.598 During his trial a man named Joseph Chagra, who admitted he paid Charles Harrelson to murder a federal judge, testified that Harrelson allegedly showed him a map of where he was hiding when he carried out the assassination.
Mark Dice (The Illuminati in Hollywood: Celebrities, Conspiracies, and Secret Societies in Pop Culture and the Entertainment Industry)
In HBO’s award-winning 2014 crime drama True Detective, Marty Hart, played by Woody Harrelson, tells his partner, “You attach an assumption to a piece of evidence, you start to bend the narrative to support it, prejudice yourself.
Jon Billman (The Cold Vanish: Seeking the Missing in North America's Wildlands)
A grownup is a child with layers on” — WOODY HARRELSON
Cher Hampton (Healing Your Inner Child First: Becoming the Best Version of Yourself by Letting Go of the Past, Overcoming Trauma, and Feeling Worthy (The Power of Healing))