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the paper was covered with circles and x’s, big sweeping lines and arrows. “Libs, you and me are like when the Razorbacks played Kansas in the Cotton Bowl in 2012. The Razorbacks hadn’t beaten the Jayhawks since 1967. They used this quarterback sneak play.” He held it against his chest and pointed to it. “And do you know what happened?” She stared at him in shock. What was happening? “They whooped some Jayhawk ass and became the Cotton Bowl champions!” Then Mitch and his friends let out another Woo Pig Sooie. Had it been possible to die from embarrassment, she would have collapsed to the floor at that very moment.
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