Witty Inspirational Quotes

Shouldn't someone give a pep talk or something?' Minho asked... "Go ahead," Newt replied. Minho nodded and faced the crowd. 'Be careful,' he said dryly. 'Don't die.' Thomas would have laughed if he could, but he was too scared for it to come out. 'Great. We're all bloody inspired,' Newt answered.

If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.

Women, as some witty Frenchman once put it, inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces and always prevent us from carrying them out.

Politeness is the first thing people lose once they get the power.

Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.

When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry.

The job of feets is walking, but their hobby is dancing.

Memories make you sentimental, experiences make you smart.

Anger gets you into trouble, ego keeps you in trouble.

Seeing the mud around a lotus is pessimism, seeing a lotus in the mud is optimism.

Father has a strengthening character like the sun and mother has a soothing temper like the moon.

Having something worth telling and a passion to tell it are what make you a good writer. I can't tell you how many times I've read novels or articles that used complicated words and witty wordplay to cover up the fact that they had absolutely no story to tell. A good story should be enjoyed; sometimes simplicity can go a long way.

Life is too short to be anything but happy. So kiss slowly. Love deeply. Forgive quickly. Take chances and never have regrets. Forget the past but remember what it taught you.

Respect cannot be inherited, respect is the result of right actions.

Arrogant men with knowledge make more noise from their mouth than making a sense from their mind.

Live a life that leaves a memory, nobody can steal.

A farmer is a magician who produces money from the mud.

I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper.

Majority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong.

If you can't impress them with your argument, impress them with your actions.

Networking isn't how many people you know, it's how many people know you.

I chase goals, not girls.

You will miss a normal life while living a successful life, but not as much as the craving for a successful life while you were living a normal life.

The primary feature of women is not a 'beauty', it's a 'mystery'.

Reading is the noblest of all the hobbies, that is why people mention it so frequently in their resume even if they don't read much.

Fail soon so that you can succeed sooner.

In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.

The only unreachable dream is the one you don’t reach for.

If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present.

Parents expect only two things from their children, obedience in their childhood and respect in their adulthood.

During a conversation, listening is as powerful as loving.

If thinking should precede acting, then acting must succeed thinking.

Today it is cheaper to start a business than tomorrow.

I don't beg for those things which can be earned.

Remember, people who peek through keyholes have to expect an occasional poke in the eye.

Tenderhearted people are silent sufferers they just learn the art to fly with broken wings.

The richest people in the world build networks and invest in people; everyone else looks for work and invests in survival.

Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, So ... Love the people who treat you right and pray for the ones who don't. Life is 10% what you make it 90% how you take it.

True Relations never break and relation which breaks were never true

No body is a looser either he is a Winner or a Learner

Cowards say it can't be done, critics say it shouldn't have been done, creator say well done.

If the farmer is rich, then so is the nation.

I agree that sometimes it is difficult to choose between right and wrong, but not between right and stupid.

Have and show motivation to do and learn. That's the key for a good career. Everything else is an extrapolation of that.

Theres no competition in DESTINY. Run your own RACE and wish others WELL!!!

Some call them "homeless." The new nomads reject that label. Equipped with both shelter and transportation, they've adopted a new word. They refer to themselves, quite simply, as "houseless

Time change - Moments don't.

The only difference between success and failure is Lack of Vision

Remember, crowd doesn't care about common sense.

Memories of the past are what drive us, whether to a life of beauty or a life of insanity is up to us.

There's a story behind every "I don't believe in love" "Period

Sometimes life is like living in a chamber of Liquid Oxygen. Liquid don't allow you to live and Oxygen don't let you die.

IF you want to be a winner than follow one simple rule and feed it in your mind. Take each task and work as " Do it yourself project.

Smiling is not a choice It’s a Lifestyle Pass it on

The thing about our choices is that after we have made them, they turn around and make us.

Living your life is a task so difficult it has never been attempted before.

What seems like the right thing to do could also be the hardest thing you have ever done in your life

Life is a do-it-yourself project.

If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future

Life doesn't walk away, we do.

As long as we have MEMORIES, yesterday REMAINS and as long as we have HOPE, tomorrow AWAITS...

We are living a fantasy life in our heads, and our real life is passing by, moment by moment.Life is only lived in moments: anything else is a fantasy, a lie, an illusion.

Everybody needs to be good-natured with a good heart, because in this way we can solve our own problems as well as those of others, and we can make our human life meaningful.

I decided to do the easy task of changing situations and conditions by being a hero, than staying back to do the difficult task of changing people by being just a man.

You will have relatively less problems to solve, if you don't confuse problems with inconveniences.

No kind of social system can make you more happier and secure than your own money.

Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.

If we try to see something positive in everything we do, life won't necessarily become easier but it becomes more valuable.

A lot of pain that we are dealing with are really only THOUGHTS.

Don't ask creator to guide your footsteps if you're not willing to move your feet.

Opportunity comes to everyone it depends on you whether you take it or leave it. Learn to take risks and play hard because at the end you'd be thankful for your struggle.

No matter how much struggle you face in your journey towards success, someday you will look back and realize your struggles changed your life for the better.

In the end it will be your “Actions” “Convictions” & “Thoughts” which will determine how you shaped your life.

A lie near to truth is always difficult to catch

Pray GOD by HEART, Not by HABIT.

The only goal in life is to be happy, genuinely, intensely and consistently , regardless of what it looks like to others.

Growing older doesn't mean that you are more mature than everyone who is younger than you. Maturity is a lot of things, and age has nothing to do with it.

Create your own path.Don't blindly follow the massess... because most of the time the "M" is silent.

To be successful in life , Plan, Implement, Revise, Update, and Build on Change.

We all have this perfect little image of who we want to be, but it is unnecessary. Throw the image away. You're already you just be the best version of yourself.

THE Biggest enemy of Truth is known as Facts in our Society

Being Wise & Being Smart are two different things anyone can be smart but those who master the art of knowing what to overlook in this journey called life deserves to be called Wise

To the issues of friendship, love, business and war, "surprise" is the optimistic solution.

No matter what goals you set to accomplish always remember there is a thing known as Life which you should never forget to live and enjoy

For all those who say its a Man world. Respect Women Its their World we are just guest here

YOU have to design your own Price tag for the world.

Always follow your dreams with confidence and conviction, don’t fall for the trap of dream killers

The only principle of Success in Life :"You must be present to win.

Hands can cook, hands can create, hands can kill. There is no better tool than our hands.

If you have money but not love you will somehow manage, but if you don't have both then you are in serious trouble.

A true leader leads for the sake of love and his knowledge of the path, a bad leader redirects his followers to the path of destruction.

In the end all the puzzles of your life will be solved ,until then... laugh at the scepticism, live for the moment and remember everything happens for a reason.

Its not your fault for not being there. Its my fault for thinking you would be

Life is about the moments you create, that you can keep it with you FOREVER. After everything is over,That is what we have or what we are left with.

Every interaction is an opportunity to learn, Only if we are interested in improving rather than proving.

When you are stressed and challenged by hardships just smile through it as frowning won’t help in changing the situation

Sometimes even a "Yes" can be fatal for our Souls

Don’t keep those people in your life who are completely negative in approach. Eventually these people will stress you out and be the source of your downfall.

How long you will live in your dreams? The time is now, it's better to go and follow them..

Be courteous, kind, and forgiving. Be gentle and peaceful each day. Be warm and human and grateful, And have a good thing to say. Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike, Be witty and happy and wise. Be honest and love all your neighbors, Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant. Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus. Be dull and boring and omnipresent. Criticize things you don’t know about. Be oblong and have your knees removed. Be sure to stop at stop signs, And drive fifty-five miles an hour. Pick up hitchhikers foaming at the mouth, And when you get home get a master’s degree in geology. Be tasteless, rude, and offensive. Live in a swamp and be three-dimensional. Put a live chicken in your underwear. Go into a closet and suck eggs.