Western Cowboy Quotes

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There is no better place to heal a broken heart than on the back of a horse.
Missy Lyons (Cowboys Don't Sing (Riding Western Style, #3))
Oh honey, someday a real man is going to make you see stars and you won't even be looking at the sky." Excerpt from Grace Willow's Last Minute Bride
Grace Willows
We are all in “the perpetual quest for keeping oneself occupied, entertained, and important—which burns at the edge of addiction.
Jana Richman (The Ordinary Truth)
All the screen cowboys behaved like real gentlemen. They didn't drink, they didn't smoke. When they knocked the bad guy down, they always stood with their fists up, waiting for the heavy to get back on his feet. I decided I was going to drag the bad guy to his feet and keep hitting him.
John Wayne
We say it’s a modern American Western - two gunslingers who ride into town, fight the bad guys, kiss the girl and ride out into the sunset again. And we were always talking from the very beginning that if you’re going to have cowboys, they need a trusty horse. —Eric Kripke on the decision to add the Impala
Eric Kripke
The cowboy has now gone to worlds invisible; the wind has blown away the white ashes of his campfires; but the empty sardine box lies rusting over the face of the Western earth.
Owen Wister (The Virginian (Scribner Classics))
Unearth marvels as you walk the path, Stand in awe, Therein is the joy of life.
Barbara Neville (Cowgirls Just Wanna Have Fun (Spirit Animal, #2))
When they confronted her like this, she felt like a delicate freaking time bomb just waiting for a time and a place to explode.
Missy Lyons (Cowboys Don't Sing (Riding Western Style, #3))
I know what it’s like to be different. I’m a Native American in a white world.
Tamara Hoffa (A Special Kind of Love)
I'm beginning to think even wild horses couldn't have kept me away from you.
Victoria Vane (Saddle Up (Hot Cowboy Nights #4))
Love never fails.
Caroline Fyffe (Evie (Mail-Order Brides of the West, #2; McCutcheon Family, #3))
I want you.” She chuckled without opening her eyes. “Again?” “Always,” he replied.
Donna Grant (The Christmas Cowboy Hero (Heart of Texas #1))
Lovemaking is more than sex, it's a connecting of hearts, meeting of minds, & touching of souls." ~ Dr. Scott Hensley
Pamela S. Thibodeaux (Tempered Dreams)
To be chosen for herself—it was the secret desire of her heart. To be important to someone. More than a glorified servant who fetched and carried and entertained at her aunt’s whim. To be wanted truly for herself. Seen instead of invisible. Valued instead of tolerated.
Karen Witemeyer (In Honor's Defense (Hanger's Horsemen, #3))
If a heart could shimmer, hers did at that moment, and surely as bright as the stars in the sky.
Heatherly Bell (Lucky Cowboy)
He envied her, sensing that she lived each day as if it was her last.
B.J. Daniels (Outlaw's Honor (The Montana Cahills, #2))
Every woman wants a cowboy.
B.J. Daniels (Rough Rider (Whitehorse, Montana: The McGraw Kidnapping, #3))
I wanted to wake with you in my arms,” he whispered. “Next time, don’t leave the bed,” he said.
Donna Grant (The Christmas Cowboy Hero (Heart of Texas #1))
I’ll always come back to you,” he said. “Always.
Donna Grant (The Christmas Cowboy Hero (Heart of Texas #1))
His father used to tell him that you can't eat principles. And no, you couldn't. But you could live by them.
Dean F. Wilson (Dustrunner (The Coilhunter Chronicles, #3))
Cowboys don’t go around breaking hearts.
Missy Lyons (Cowboys Don't Sing (Riding Western Style, #3))
Let’s just say Noah and Flynn enjoy the chase, and when they catch their woman, they keep her tied so she stays caught when they play.
Fiona Archer (Chloe's Double Draw (King's Bluff, Wyoming #1))
Emma was a woman on a mission, and Logan was more than fine with that since the mission seemed to be getting alone - and naked - with him.
Cat Johnson (Two Times as Hot (Oklahoma Nights, #2))
No matter how much he loves you, sometimes he'd just rather have an inch of rain than anything else in the world.
Texas Bix Bender and Gladiola Montana
I’d walk through fire for you.” His murmured vow rumbled deep in his throat an instant before he sealed his promise with a kiss.
Karen Witemeyer (In Honor's Defense (Hanger's Horsemen, #3))
He sauntered across the kitchen, six feet of male hotness and charm, heading in her direction like a drone missile locked on a target.
Melissa McClone (Home For Christmas (Bar V5 Dude Ranch #1; Copper Mountain Christmas #2))
One cowboy is never enough.
Vanessa Vale (Their Kidnapped Bride (Bridgewater Ménage, #1))
The French, it seems to me, strike a happy balance between intimacy and reserve. Some of this must be helped by the language, which lends itself to graceful expression even when dealing with fairly basic subjects.... And there's that famously elegant subtitle from a classic Western. COWBOY: "Gimme a shot of red-eye." SUBTITLE: "Un Dubonnet, s'il vous plait." No wonder French was the language of diplomacy for all those years.
Peter Mayle (Encore Provence: New Adventures in the South of France (Provence, #3))
So, you take no prisoners, huh?’ Flynn leaned in close. Her pulse clicked up a gear at the deliberate invasion of her personal space. ‘No, sweetie. We take prisoners, of the short, female variety. We just don’t fight fair when we catch ‘em.
Fiona Archer (Chloe's Double Draw (King's Bluff, Wyoming #1))
Behind the semi-elliptical bar four cowboys who had never been near a cow sang western songs which sounded as if they had originated in the far east.
Ross Macdonald (The Underground Man (Lew Archer, #16))
She didn’t need anyone to tell her he was all wrong for her and yet…
B.J. Daniels (Outlaw's Honor (The Montana Cahills, #2))
The motorcycle’s headlights cut through the darkness. Ahead the road was nothing but a black hole. She roared toward it.
B.J. Daniels (Outlaw's Honor (The Montana Cahills, #2))
You’re staring,” she said as she cut her eyes to him. Clayton lifted one shoulder in a shrug. “I like what I see.
Donna Grant (The Christmas Cowboy Hero (Heart of Texas #1))
Tell me he’s got a cute ass in Wranglers,” Gloria pleaded. “I’ve got a weakness for cowboys.” Abby grinned. “It’s not cute. His ass is magnificent.
Donna Grant (The Christmas Cowboy Hero (Heart of Texas #1))
I always wondered why they don’t have a word for a parent who loses a child. If I’d lost Ben, I’d be a widow.
Donna Grant (The Christmas Cowboy Hero (Heart of Texas #1))
Let’s go.” “It’s not that easy.” He smoothed back her dark hair and looked into her beautiful, blue eyes. “It is when you have someone to catch you.
Donna Grant (The Christmas Cowboy Hero (Heart of Texas #1))
She was in control of her life, even though it seemed she wasn’t. All she had to do was take the steering wheel and start driving.
Missy Lyons (Cowboys Don't Sing (Riding Western Style, #3))
Cooking isn't hard. It just takes a little bit of imagination and determination.
Caroline Fyffe (Evie (Mail-Order Brides of the West, #2; McCutcheon Family, #3))
You make me feel safe." "Safe?" His thumb skirted softly over her lips. "Maybe you aren't as safe as you think," he added in a tone that made her shiver with anticipation.
Victoria Vane (Saddle Up (Hot Cowboy Nights #4))
What do I want?" His arms caged her on either side, his body pressing hot and hard against hers. "You, Aiwattsi. Only you.
Victoria Vane (Saddle Up (Hot Cowboy Nights #4))
Whether he knew it or not, wanted her or not, she was his. It could never be like this with anyone else.
Victoria Vane (Saddle Up (Hot Cowboy Nights #4))
I couldn't even see that woman because I have blinders on when you are around, and every single thought in my head is about you.
Carolyn Brown (Hot Cowboy Nights (Lucky Penny Ranch, #2))
Times may change, but I guess cowboys don't.
Victoria Vane (Sharp Shootin' Cowboy (Hot Cowboy Nights, #3))
I always knew it was horses that would bring you back.
Lacy Chantell (Wild Heart)
The longer the anger lives in you, the more it erodes your soul and destroys your relationships. If you’re not careful, one day it’ll hollow you out and leave you with nothing.
Karen Witemeyer (In Honor's Defense (Hanger's Horsemen, #3))
He forced himself to look at her. “That’s the man I am, Damaris. Discontent, dangerous, and a tiny bit deranged.” “Hmm. I think I prefer driven, devoted, and dependable.
Karen Witemeyer (In Honor's Defense (Hanger's Horsemen, #3))
Some criminals said fighting Nox was like fighting ghosts. He seemed to come from everywhere. Most criminals who fought Nox never said anything at all.
Dean F. Wilson (Rustkiller (The Coilhunter Chronicles, #2))
All the while, that seemingly sympathetic sun was growing a little fiercer, smiling a little broader. Sometimes the land didn't have to get you. You got yourself.
Dean F. Wilson (Rustkiller (The Coilhunter Chronicles, #2))
Unknown things make easy monsters.
Jeremy Spillman (The DeVine Devils)
When I love, I love with everything within me.” Seeing him with his child, this was obvious. Did he mean…yes, he meant exactly what he said, and it was like he wanted her to know it went much deeper than only with his child. That whatever he loved, he loved with everything inside of him. “I sense that about you, Tristan. Your actions and words are heartfelt.
Mary J. McCoy-Dressel (Cowboy Boss and his Destiny (Double Dutch Ranch: Love at First Sight, #1))
When you are barely over five feet tall, you need all the extra inches you can get. But I suppose you wouldn't understand that, not being challenged for inches." He cocked a brow. Her face flamed. "That didn't come out right. At. All." "Yes. I'm thankful for all my inches." His lips curved in a slow smile that made her insides quiver. "They help me get into those really hard to reach places.
Victoria Vane (Sharp Shootin' Cowboy (Hot Cowboy Nights, #3))
She studied his profile, the high cheekbones, deep-set eyes, strong, masculine nose, and full, sensuous mouth, fixing on the last, her insides quivering at the thought of those soft and knowing lips...
Victoria Vane (Saddle Up (Hot Cowboy Nights #4))
Howdy, ma'am. You always talk to yourself?” Velia glanced up into bright eyes, as blue as the flame on a cigarette lighter, belonging to a man standing in front of her desk wearing a cowboy hat tipped back on his head.
Mary J. McCoy-Dressel (Howdy, Ma'am (Bull Rider, #1))
The sky is the most glorious blue I've ever seen." Nick must have heard her quiet words. "I used to think there couldn't be a more beautiful blue in all the world." The sound of his voice pulled Elizabeth into his presence. She said with a curious glance. "What changed your mind?" He flushed though his green gaze remained steady on her, "I saw your eyes.
Debra Holland (Wild Montana Sky (Montana Sky, #1))
She was dangerous. I’d heard the rumors, that she had a history as a wild woman, that she’d been married to a gambler, maybe even been one herself, that her past was scandalous at best. But who was I to judge? My past was littered with scandal.
Margaret Madigan (Gambling on the Outlaw (Nevada Bounty, #1))
When Tucker glanced in Becca's direction and saw her watching, he smiled and winked. That one move, just a wink, made her knees go weak. She swallowed hard and knew with complete certainty, she was going to do it - she was going to spend the night with him.
Cat Johnson (One Night with a Cowboy (Oklahoma Nights, #1))
He had a hint of a Southern drawl, as if he’d worked hard to hide it, but couldn’t quite rid himself of the last of it. It was rough and gravelly, and had the seductive warmth of sinking into strong arms in front of a cozy fire. To my surprise, a spark of that long-dead heat stirred in my belly. This wasn’t the sort of response a woman should have to finding a strange man in her barn.
Margaret Madigan (Gambling on the Outlaw (Nevada Bounty, #1))
We'll ride along the river. It's a mighty pretty sight..." Puffy white clouds floated across the azure blue sky. Pine-covered mountains crowned with snowcaps folded down into foothills that ringed the valley. Beneath the clouds the play of sun and shadow cast hazy blue-green patches on the mountainsides. A distant large-winged bird rode on air currents before diving into a clump of trees.
Debra Holland (Wild Montana Sky (Montana Sky, #1))
All I'm saying is that you shouldn't rule out the possibility that God has a hand in all our lives--yours, mine, your aunt's and Dub's. Have you considered that you might be here for a reason , and perhaps it has nothing to do Big Heart Ranch's donation?"~Lucy Maxwell
Tina Radcliffe (Claiming Her Cowboy (Big Heart Ranch, #1))
I was going to go to bed early and maybe read for a little bit." "Reading. Wow. Not sure I know many girls who do that." Her brows rose. "Then you're hanging out with the wrong girls." "No doubt. I most definitely have been... in the past, but I've raised my standards a bit recently.
Cat Johnson (Midnight Ride (Midnight Cowboys, #1))
Don’t be sorry, Darlin’”, he said in his best cowboy drawl, “for I’m certainly not. It’s not every day a man like me gets to assist such a pretty lady. Any time you need help in or out of a wagon, you just give me a holler” he said in a teasing tone, “I’ll be right there, hoping you’ll fall in my arms again.
Debra Holland (Mail-Order Brides of the West: Bertha: A Montana Sky Series Novel (Mail-Order Brides of the West Series Book 5))
She knew even before his lips brushed hers, that he was going to kiss her - and she was going to let him.
B.J. Daniels (Ambush Before Sunrise (Cardwell Ranch: Montana Legacy, Book 3))
Mentally, he face-palmed. He seemed to be digging himself a grave with a spoon.
Heatherly Bell (Lucky Cowboy)
I’ve had a taste of your treasures and now I want it all—slow and easy, until we’re spent and satisfied.
Mary J. McCoy-Dressel (Cowboy Boss and his Destiny (Double Dutch Ranch: Love at First Sight, #1))
He was looking at the most exciting woman he’d ever met.
B.J. Daniels (Outlaw's Honor (The Montana Cahills, #2))
He couldn’t jeopardize the saloon because of some silly infatuation with an outlaw. Even one as beautiful as Mariah Ayers.
B.J. Daniels (Outlaw's Honor (The Montana Cahills, #2))
I don't usually drink alcohol around my horses. They are all the buzz I need," she said, eyeing me carefully.
Carly Kade (Cowboy Away (In The Reins #2))
What will your family think, me showing up on their doorstep with my suitcase in hand?" "I'll carry your suitcase," he said.
B.J. Daniels (Rough Rider (Whitehorse, Montana: The McGraw Kidnapping, #3))
It’s as if our bodies know the secret that we don’t wish to admit yet.
Nicky Fox (My Pinup Girl)
The third time is not always the charm.
Carolyn Brown (Cowboy Boots for Christmas: Cowboy Not Included (Burnt Boot, Texas, #1))
They slept that deep sleep reserved for babies and consenting adults who have worn their bodies out with hot sex.
Carolyn Brown (Cowboy Boots for Christmas: Cowboy Not Included (Burnt Boot, Texas, #1))
You're so pretty, Elizabeth,... Why, I'd never have taken you for a spinster.
Debra Holland (Wild Montana Sky (Montana Sky, #1))
Evie," he whispered next to her ear, "I want to make love to you, hold you in my arms, until the moon crosses the sky and the morning comes.
Caroline Fyffe (Evie (Mail-Order Brides of the West, #2; McCutcheon Family, #3))
She'd known from the moment she said "I do" that she really truly did.
Caroline Fyffe (Evie (Mail-Order Brides of the West, #2; McCutcheon Family, #3))
The sea of reporters on her lawn made Loretta Brooks do a double take.
Missy Lyons (Cowboys Don't Sing (Riding Western Style, #3))
Shiloh had never seen a man who was a hunter. But she saw one now. There was an intense feeling around Roan, raw and untamed, as he studied her, his nostrils flaring to catch her scent. He ruthlessly dug into her opening eyes, reading her, trying to understand where she was at within herself and what she wanted from him. “This is your call,” he said, his voice low and guttural.
Lindsay McKenna (Wind River Wrangler (Wind River Valley, #1))
The previous year, Baba had surprised Hassan with a leather cowboy hat just like the one Clint Eastwood wore in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly—which had unseated The Magnificent Seven as our favorite Western.
Khaled Hosseini (The Kite Runner)
When she woke in the morning, there would be no glass on the floor. No comforter lying on the chair. Hawk Cahill, the cowboy hero to the rescue, would have been only a dream in the middle of her waking nightmare.
B.J. Daniels (Rancher's Dream (The Montana Cahills, #6))
I was disappointed when she suddenly looked away, bashful. It surprised me. Madison occurred to me as so cool and confident. This was her private space though, likely the place she was most herself, no facade, no way she had to be, just a girl with her horses. This was not the kind of place or girl that rodeo boys got to be in or near. Yet here I was, standing toe-to-toe with the goddess in her most private of cowgirl places.
Carly Kade (Cowboy Away (In The Reins #2))
He leaned forward and began to count off on the fingers of the hand that held the cigarette: She aint American. She aint a citizen. She dont speak english. She works in a whorehouse. No, hear me out. And last but not least—he sat holding his thumb—there's a son of a bitch owns her outright that I guarangoddamntee you will kill you graveyard dead if you mess with him. Son, aint there no girls on this side of the damn river? Not like her. Well I'll bet that's the truth if you ever told it.
Cormac McCarthy (Cities of the Plain (The Border Trilogy, #3))
Does misfortune follow you everywhere, Miz Powell?" "Not normally," She pursed the lips that he found increasingly fascinating. "Why do you ask?" "Because I'm thinking it might be prudent for me to increase my insurance before I drive you anywhere.
Victoria Vane (Slow Hand (Hot Cowboy Nights, #1))
Omelets now or later?" she panted. "Later than what?" he asked huskily. "How hungry are you?" "For what?" She started unbuttoning his shirt at the top, stopping to admire and touch the soft hair on his chest on the way to the bottom. When she reached the last one, she tugged the tail out from behind his belt, slipped her arms around his body, and laid her cheek against his chest. "Let's make love and only use words when necessary," she whispered. "Is that a pickup line" he asked hoarsely.
Carolyn Brown (Hot Cowboy Nights (Lucky Penny Ranch, #2))
A tree.” She spotted one. It was hidden behind a much larger tree, its limbs misshapen in its attempt to fight for even a little sunlight in the shadow. “Dana has this tradition of giving a sad-looking tree the honor of being a Christmas tree.” She walked over to the small, nearly hidden tree. “I like this one. “It’s…” He laughed. “Ugly?” “No, it’s beautiful because it’s had a hard life. It’s struggled to survive against all odds and would keep doing that without much hope. But it has a chance to be something special.
B.J. Daniels (Cardwell Christmas Crime Scene (Cardwell Cousins, 6))
Screw you, cowboy!” she yelled after him, saying the word exactly as she had before. “And that horse you rode in on.” And—Whoops!—now everyone in the diner had turned to look at them. Zane turned around to her with amusement on his face. “Very original, princess.
Kimberly Lewis
So many of the men who came to the West were southerners— men looking for work and a new life after the Civil War—that chivalrousness and strict codes of honor were soon thought of as western traits. There were very few women in Wyoming during territorial days, so when they did arrive (some as mail-order brides from places like Philadelphia) there was a standoffishness between the sexes and a formality that persists now. Ranchers still tip their hats and say, "Howdy, ma'am" instead of shaking hands with me. Even young cowboys are often evasive with women. It's not that they're Jekyll and Hyde creatures—gentle with animals and rough on women—but rather, that they don't know how to bring their tenderness into the house and lack the vocabulary to express the complexity of what they feel.
Gretel Ehrlich
If the plot is a machine that allows you to get from set piece to set piece, and the set pieces are things without which the reader or the viewer would feel cheated, then, whatever it is, it’s genre. If the plot exists to get you from the lone cowboy riding into town to the first gunfight to the cattle rustling to the showdown, then it’s a Western. If those are simply things that happen on the way, and the plot encompasses them, can do without them, doesn’t actually care if they are in there or not, then it’s a novel set in the old West.
Neil Gaiman (The View from the Cheap Seats: Selected Nonfiction)
A cowboy is someone who loves his work. Since the hours are long—ten to fifteen hours a day—and the pay is $30 he has to. What's required of him is an odd mixture of physical vigor and maternalism. His part of the beef-raising industry is to birth and nurture calves and take care of their mothers. For the most part his work is done on horseback and in a lifetime he sees and comes to know more animals than people. The iconic myth surrounding him is built on American notions of heroism: the index of a man's value as measured in physical courage. Such ideas have perverted manliness into a self-absorbed race for cheap thrills. In a rancher's world, courage has less to do with facing danger than with acting spontaneously—usually on behalf of an animal or another rider. If a cow is stuck in a bog hole he throws a loop around her neck, takes his dally (a half hitch around the saddle horn), and pulls her out with horsepower. If a calf is born sick, he may take her home, warm her in front of the kitchen fire, and massage her legs until dawn. One friend, whose favorite horse was trying to swim a lake with hobbles on, dove under water and cut her legs loose with a knife, then swam her to shore, his arm around her neck lifeguard-style, and saved her from drowning. Because these incidents are usually linked to someone or something outside himself, the westerner's courage is selfless, a form of compassion.
Gretel Ehrlich (The Solace of Open Spaces)
What do you men wear (to swim)?" Laughter glinted in his green eyes and he slanted her a mischievous grin. "Since Mrs. Carter came here to live, we swim in old pants cut off at the knees." Warmth crept up her cheeks. Bad enough to think of a bare-chested Nick swimming in the pool without thinking of him naked.
Debra Holland (Wild Montana Sky (Montana Sky, #1))
It was difficult being so far away from everything she loved. But here, she had Edward and Alice and her work. And now it seems she might have a cowboy to follow around. “A cowboy? I'm a city girl… What will I do with a cowboy?” Then her thoughts drifted back to the cowboy who sauntered in like he owned Tucson.
Mary J. McCoy-Dressel (Howdy, Ma'am (Bull Rider, #1))
Life isn't convenient, Devon. It's rather messy. It's a series of emotions tied together on this tightrope we walk with others. People don't always have the same thoughts or paths or shared aspirations. Sometimes the best things we can do are to just wait ... or listen ... or look for signs. Wait for him. He will return.
Carly Kade (Cowboy Away (In The Reins #2))
Hank Knight asked questions about Jesse Rose and an item that was taken from her crib the night she was kidnapped. His questions led our lawyer to believe Hank had knowledge about the crime and possibly where Jesse Rose is now. I think he got too close to the truth. Too close to the kidnapper's accomplice. And if I'm right then you can help me prove it.
B.J. Daniels (Rough Rider (Whitehorse, Montana: The McGraw Kidnapping, #3))
Opening the lid, I looked down at the gleaming belt buckle and rubbed my thumb over the engraved word 'Champion'. Realizing that right then I actually felt like one, I dropped my knee in the dirt, pulled my cowboy hat from my head, put it to my chest, raised a hand to my forehead and thanked the heavens for a job well done, a clean, safe ride and for the woman waiting for me in the stands.
Carly Kade (Cowboy Away (In The Reins #2))
Snuggle up with a hot fireman! Meet Tanner West. Sharon looked up into the most gorgeous face she had ever seen. Eyes like dark chocolate, deep and warm, stared out at her from a face that looked like it could have been chiseled in stone. Skin the color of burnished copper, high cheekbones, a sharp nose, full lips, and a cleft chin. How the hell had she failed to notice him before? Her heart skipped a beat and she ran her gaze down the rest of his body. He was tall, well over six feet, she would guess, with broad shoulders that tapered into a trim waist. His thighs, encased in worn denim, fit like a second skin against legs the size of tree trunks, and oh my, what lay between those thighs… Her attention snapped back to his face and she could feel the heat of a blush suffuse her skin.
Tamara Hoffa (A Special Kind of Love)
One more salt to try," Kellan said, reaching into the box. He brought a jar of black, flaky crystals up to the light. "Black diamond finishing salt. Extremely rare and too bold for those with meek palates. But, for a true connoisseur, the flavor is incomparable." He lowered her head and torso to the ground and pushed her sweater up to expose her stomach and ribs. "I want to sample it on your skin.
Melissa Cutler (The Trouble with Cowboys (Catcher Creek, #1))
What the fuck is wrong with Westerns? Westerns are the shit.” “Oh yeah, tell me, why are westerns THE SHIT?” Ti said, air quoting around THE SHIT. “Because back in the old west, the men were real men. They took charge of the situation. They handled their business by earning respect and gunning down anyone who stood in their way. Cowboys were the first guys to have the balls to be lawless and say fuck-all to society.
T.M. Frazier (King Series Bundle (King, #1-4))
I didn't mean to upset you, Ms. Hamilton," his gaze shifted back to her. "It's a beautiful sight and I thought you'd like to see it." She gasped in delight at the vista before her. Distant purple mountains framed lush green meadows speckled with brown dots of cattle. A silver river threaded through clumps of trees. In the middle of the valley, ranch buildings clustered around a large white house. Elizabeth inhaled crisp air into her lungs...
Debra Holland (Wild Montana Sky (Montana Sky, #1))
With the flashlight to illuminate my way, I climbed the steep walls of the south canyon, got up on the highway streaming with cars Frisco-bound in the night, scrambled down the other side, almost falling, and came to the bottom of a ravine where a little farmhouse stood near a creek and where every blessed night the same dog barked at me. Then it was a fast walk along a silvery, dusty road beneath inky trees of California—a road like in The Mark of Zorro and a road like all the roads you see in Western B movies. I used to take out my gun and play cowboys in the dark.
Jack Kerouac (On the Road)
The whitewash of Kingdom of Heaven Kingdom of Heaven is a classic cowboys-and-Indians story in which the Muslims are noble and heroic and the Christians are venal and violent. The script is heavy on modern-day PC clichés and fantasies of Islamic tolerance; brushing aside dhimmi laws and attitudes (of which Ridley Scott has most likely never heard), it invents a peace-and-tolerance group called the “Brotherhood of Muslims, Jews and Christians.” But of course, the Christians spoiled everything. A publicist for the film explained, “They were working together. It was a strong bond until the Knights Templar caused friction between them.” Ah yes, those nasty “Christian extremists.” Kingdom of Heaven was made for those who believe that all the trouble between the Islamic world and the West has been caused by Western imperialism, racism, and colonialism, and that the glorious paradigm of Islamic tolerance, which was once a beacon to the world, could be reestablished if only the wicked white men of America and Europe would be more tolerant. Ridley Scott and his team arranged advance screenings for groups like the Council on American-Islamic Relations, making sure that sensitive Muslim feelings were not hurt. It is a dream movie for the PC establishment in every way except one: It isn’t true. Professor Jonathan Riley-Smith, author of A Short History of the Crusades and one of the world’s leading historians of the period, called the movie “rubbish,” explaining that “it’s not historically accurate at all” as it “depicts the Muslims as sophisticated and civilised, and the Crusaders are all brutes and barbarians. It has nothing to do with reality.” Oh, and “there was never a confraternity of Muslims, Jews and Christians. That is utter nonsense.
Robert Spencer (The Politically Incorrect Guide to Islam (and the Crusades))
I’d gone on dates with every flavor of cute boy under the sun. Except for one. Cowboy. I’d never even spoken to a cowboy, let alone ever known one personally, let alone ever dated one, and certainly, absolutely, positively never kissed one--until that night on my parents’ front porch, a mere couple of weeks before I was set to begin my new life in Chicago. After valiantly rescuing me from falling flat on my face just moments earlier, this cowboy, this western movie character standing in front of me, was at this very moment, with one strong, romantic, mind-numbingly perfect kiss, inserting the category of “Cowboy” into my dating repertoire forever. The kiss. I’ll remember this kiss till my very last breath, I thought to myself. I’ll remember every detail. Strong, calloused hands gripping my upper arms. Five o’clock shadow rubbing gently against my chin. Faint smell of boot leather in the air. Starched denim shirt against my palms, which have gradually found their way around his trim, chiseled waist… I don’t know how long we stood there in the first embrace of our lives together. But I do know that when that kiss was over, my life as I’d always imagined it was over, too. I just didn’t know it yet.
Ree Drummond (The Pioneer Woman: Black Heels to Tractor Wheels)
Then I saw the figure standing outside my car door: it was Marlboro Man, who’d come outside to greet me. His jeans were clean, his shirt tucked in and starched. I couldn’t yet see his face, though, which was what I wanted most. Getting out of the car, I smiled and looked up, squinting. The western sunset was a backdrop behind his sculpted frame. It was such a beautiful sight, a stark contrast to all the ugliness that had surrounded me that day. He shut the car door behind me and moved in for a hug, which provided all the emotional fuel I needed to continue breathing. Finally, in that instant, I felt like things would be okay. I smiled and acted cheerful, following him into the kitchen and not at all letting on that my day had sucked about as badly as a day could have sucked. I’d never been one to wear my feelings on my sleeve, and I sure wasn’t going to let them splay out on what was merely my sixth date with the sexiest, most masculine man I’d ever met. But I knew I was a goner when Marlboro Man looked at me and asked, “You okay?” You know when you’re not okay, but then someone asks you if you’re okay, and you say you’re okay and act like you’re okay, but then you start realizing you’re not okay? Then you feel your nose start to tingle and your throat start to swell and your chin start to quiver and you tell yourself, In the name of all that is good and holy, do not do this. Do not do this…but you’re powerless to stop it? And you try to blink it away and you finally think you’ve just about got it under control? But then the cowboy standing in front of you smiles gently and says, “You sure?” Those two simple words opened up the Floodgates of Hell. I smiled and laughed, embarrassed, even as two big, thick tears rolled down both my cheeks. Then I laughed again and blew a nice, clear explosion of snot from my nose. Of all the things that had happened that day, that single moment might have been the worst.
Ree Drummond (The Pioneer Woman: Black Heels to Tractor Wheels)