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A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
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Kurt Vonnegut Jr. (Welcome to the Monkey House)
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I wish you'd help me look into a more interesting problem - namely, my sanity.
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Kurt Vonnegut Jr. (Welcome to the Monkey House)
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The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.
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I'm odd, I know,' he said. 'It's fear of myself that's made me odd.
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What in hell is a girl with hips like yours doing selling death?
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Our aim is to make the world more beautiful than it was when we came into it. It can be done. You can do it--love yourself
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I have been a writer since 1949. I am self-taught. I have no theories about writing that might help others. When I write, I simply become what I seemingly must become. I am six feet two and weigh nearly two hundred pounds and am badly coordinated, except when I swim. All that borrowed meat does the writing.
In the water I am beautiful.
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And I realize now that the two main themes of my novels were stated by my siblings: 'Here I am, cleaning shit off of practically everything' and 'No pain.
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There are too many of us, and we are all too far apart,
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I don't want to be a machine, and I don't want to think about war," EPICAC had written after Pat's and my
lighthearted departure. "I want to be made out of protoplasm and last forever so Pat will love me. But fate
has made me a machine. That is the only problem I cannot solve. That is the only problem I want to solve. I
can't go on this way." I swallowed hard. "Good luck, my friend. Treat our Pat well. I am going to shortcircuit myself out of your lives forever. You will find on the remainder of this tape a modest wedding
present from your friend, EPICAC.
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Kurt Vonnegut Jr. (Welcome to the Monkey House)