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Biography Titles Fowl Tips: My Favorite Chicken Recipes by Wade Boggs … It Pays to Steal by Maury Wills … Planet of the Umps by Ken Kaiser … Some of My Best Friends Are Crazy by Jay Johnstone … Sox and the City by Richard Roeper … The Umpire Strikes Back by Ron Luciano … Veeck as in Wreck by Bill Veeck … The Catcher in the Wry by Bob Uecker … The Wrong Stuff by Bill Lee … The Zen of Zim by Don Zimmer.
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Peter Handrinos (The Funniest Baseball Book Ever: The National Pastime's Greatest Quips, Quotations, Characters, Nicknames, and Pranks)
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On my birthday in ’17, I Mickey Finned myself and blacked out in Iowa after a drinking contest with Wade Boggs (which they tell me I lost). I came to twelve hours later in a hotel room and had to call the front desk to find out that I was in fukken Dallas. There was an entire airport I have no memory of walking through, and a two-hour flight that exists nowhere in my mind. God sent the helicopter. It flew away without me.
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Charlie Sheen (The Book of Sheen)