Vroomfondel Quotes

That’s right,” shouted Vroomfondel, “we demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!

Arthur felt extraordinarily lonely stuck up in the air above it all without so much as a body to his name, but before he had time to reflect on this a voice rang out across the square and called for everyone’s attention. A man standing on a brightly dressed dais before the building which clearly dominated the square was addressing the crowd over a tannoy “O people who wait in the shadow of Deep Thought!” he cried out. “Honored Descendants of Vroomfondel and Majikthise, the Greatest and Most Truly Interesting Pundits the Universe has ever known, the Time of Waiting is over!

I am Majikthise!" announced the older one. "And I demand that I am Vroomfondel!" shouted the younger one. Majikthise turned on Vroomfondel. "It's alright," he explained angrily, "you don't need to demand that." "Alright!" bawled Vroomfondel banging on an nearby desk. "I am Vroomfondel, and that is not a demand, that is a solid fact! What we demand is solid facts!" "No we don't!" exclaimed Majikthise in irritation. "That is precisely what we don't demand!" Scarcely pausing for breath, Vroomfondel shouted, "We don't demand solid facts! What we demand is a total absence of solid facts. I demand that I may or may not be Vroomfondel!

All I wanted to say,” bellowed the computer, “is that my circuits are now irrevocably committed to calculating the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.” He paused and satisfied himself that he now had everyone’s attention, before continuing more quietly. “But the program will take me a little while to run.” Fook glanced impatiently at his watch. “How long?” he said. “Seven and a half million years,” said Deep Thought. Lunkwill and Fook blinked at each other. “Seven and a half million years!” they cried in chorus. “Yes,” declaimed Deep Thought, “I said I’d have to think about it, didn’t I? And it occurs to me that running a program like this is bound to create an enormous amount of popular publicity for the whole are of philosophy in general. Everyone’s going to have their own theories about what answer I’m eventually going to come up with, and who better, to capitalize on that media market than you yourselves? So long as you can keep disagreeing with each other violently enough and maligning each other in the popular press, and so long as you have clever agents, you can keep yourselves on the gravy train for life. How does that sound?” The two philosophers gaped at him. “Bloody hell,” said Majikthise, “now that is what I call thinking. Here, Vroomfondel, why do we never think of things like that?” “Dunno,” said Vroomfondel in an awed whisper; “think our brains must be too highly trained, Majikthise.” So saying, they turned on their heels and walked out of the door and into a life-style beyond their wildest dreams.

— (...) Żądamy jednoznacznych faktów! — Walnął pięścią w stojące w pobliżu biurko. — Nie, nieprawda! — wykrzyknął Majikthise ze złością. — Właśnie tego nie żądamy! Vroomfondel nie zdążył jeszcze zaczerpnąć powietrza, a już krzyczał: — Nie żądamy jednoznacznych faktów! Żądamy zupełnego braku jednoznacznych faktów! Żądam, abym mógł być albo nie być Vroomfondelem! — Ale kim jesteście, do diabła?!! — wykrzyczał wściekły Fook. — Jesteśmy filozofami — odparł Majikthise. — Albo i nie — dodał Vroomfondel, grożąc Lunk- willowi i Fookowi palcem. — Zamknij się, jesteśmy filozofami i już — pohamował go Majikthise.

— (...) Żądamy jednoznacznych faktów! — Walnął pięścią w stojące w pobliżu biurko. — Nie, nieprawda! — wykrzyknął Majikthise ze złością. — Właśnie tego nie żądamy! Vroomfondel nie zdążył jeszcze zaczerpnąć powietrza, a już krzyczał: — Nie żądamy jednoznacznych faktów! Żądamy zupełnego braku jednoznacznych faktów! Żądam, abym mógł być albo nie być Vroomfondelem! — Ale kim jesteście, do diabła?!! — wykrzyczał wściekły Fook. — Jesteśmy filozofami — odparł Majikthise. — Albo i nie — dodał Vroomfondel, grożąc Lunkwillowi i Fookowi palcem. — Zamknij się, jesteśmy filozofami i już — pohamował go Majikthise.