Vincent Swan Quotes

Exactly why I must stay away from them at all cost. Especially Bishop Vincent fucking Hayes. Motherfucker kissed me! And… and I loved it.

But there comes to birth no common spawn From the love of a priest for a leprechaun, And you never have seen and you never will see Such things as the things that swaddled me!

There are three types of wanker in this world. There’s the ones you pity, the sad, boring type of wanker who life always seems to enjoy torturing. Not me. Then there’s the irritating types of wanker, the one whose only job in life is to stop the rest of us enjoying our three score years and ten. Again, not me. Finally, you have the show-offs. The posers. The I’m better than you, fuck everything and everyone twice, type of wankers. I prefer the term ambitious, but whatever the label, we’re the ones you’d better keep your eyes on.