Victor Borge Quotes

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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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The shortest distance between two people is a smile.
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One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.
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Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year
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He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
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(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?
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I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.
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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
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(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?
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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
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I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary.
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I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
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A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
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Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. ~ Victor Borge
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Mara Jacobs (Totally Worth Christmas (The Worth, #4.5))
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Nogle ting er bedre i Sverige end i Danmark. De har bedre naboer.
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If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
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I went on writing reviews for the newspaper, and critical articles crying out for a different approach to culture, as even the most inattentive reader could hardly fail to notice if he scratched the surface a little, critical articles crying out, indeed begging, for a return to the Greek and Latin greats, to the Troubadours, to the dolce stil nuovo and the classics of Spain, France and England, more culture! more culture! read Whitman and Pound and Eliot, read Neruda and Borges and Vallejo, read Victor Hugo, for God’s sake, and Tolstoy, and proudly I cried myself hoarse in the desert, but my vociferations and on occasions my howling could only be heard by those who were able to scratch the surface of my writings with the nails of their index fingers, and they were not many, but enough for me, and life went on and on and on, like a necklace of rice grains, on each grain of which a landscape had been painted, tiny grains and microscopic landscapes, and I knew that everyone was putting that necklace on and wearing it, but no one had the patience or the strength or the courage to take it off and look at it closely and decipher each landscape grain by grain, partly because to do so required the vision of a lynx or an eagle, and partly because the landscapes usually turned out to contain unpleasant surprises like coffins, makeshift cemeteries, ghost towns, the void and the horror, the smallness of being and its ridiculous will, people watching television, people going to football matches, boredom navigating the Chilean imagination like an enormous aircraft carrier. And that’s the truth. We were bored. We intellectuals. Because you can't read all day and all night. You can't write all day and all night. Splendid isolation has never been our style...
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Roberto BolaΓ±o (By Night in Chile)
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With a combination of proper lighting and climate control he managed to achieve a different ecological niche in each gallery. In the African section, where the imbrications of Augustine, Mafouz and Okri lay decomposing, he grew sorghum and Dioscorea yams. In the Chinese gallery where the Tao Te Ching and countless Confucian annotations moldered, he grew rice, crab apples and barley. Over the poems of Neruda and Borges himself, he grew potatoes. Each plant in this new Eden he lovingly tainted with the virus of civilization - from the short story "Resurrection
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Victor Fernando R. Ocampo (Philippine Speculative Fiction VI)
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laughter is the shortest distance between two people
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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people,” Victor Borge and I say: "For two soul mates, there is no distance whatsoever in between. Their laughter connects and re-connects them indefinitely.
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Victor Borge/Sue D'Aloia
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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. -Victor Borge
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Jack Canfield (Chicken Soup for the Soul: Angels Among Us: 101 Inspirational Stories of Miracles, Faith, and Answered Prayers)
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Humor is a vastly underrated tool for relationship and trust-building. Comedian, conductor, and pianist Victor Borge famously stated that β€œlaughter is the shortest distance between two people.” I have absolutely found this to be true in both my personal relationships as well as my coaching relationships.
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Brett Bartholomew (Conscious Coaching: The Art and Science of Building Buy-In)