Uno Funny Quotes

Numero uno: you realise pretty quickly that you're never going to get what one of the viler magazines might refer to as a 'bikini body' so, instead of doing a hundred sit-ups twice a day, you can opt out of all that perfectionist malarkey. And you can spend your energy developing other personal qualities. Like being funny. And galloping. And learning complex dance routines, which become suddenly hilarious when you whack on a leotard and try to perform them. All that lovely stuff.

—Y ahora no tengo dudas, se lo que soy, no hay una belleza como la mía, soy perfecta, tengo un cabello rubio y sedoso, un cuerpo formidable y unos ojos… —¿Rojos y demoníacos? —exclamó Christian interrumpiendo mi vanidad.