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In case you didn’t know, my new vampire friends are so convinced they are real, they avoid the sun at all costs! Now that's dedication! My train of thought was interrupted when he asked me:
"What blood type are you?"
"Um, I'm not sure Vladimir?"
"He's my blood type so back off BAT!"
"As you wish my Queen, nice to have met you, Phil!"
He smiled, bowed down to me or maybe her, and then very stereotypically swooped away from our presence in a gush of wind in the wrong direction.
"Um, was he going to the restaurant, because he's going the wrong way?"
"No, he's going the right way, he just likes to lurk in the shadows and hide in the background to observe his prey, I mean friends!"
"He has friends?"
"Of course, my love, he really is a sweet person if you live long enough to get to know him!"
The look on my face must have given me away because she laughed and gave me a sweet kiss from her lips and said:
"Type O negative, sweet, I knew you were my blood type, and don't worry lover, his real name is Marvin, and he wouldn't hurt a fly" she said with a cackling laugh! "And try not to worry my love, he only thinks he's a vampire!"
"Well to be fair, you think you're a witch!" I teasingly said to her.
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