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I did not throw up," Kahurangi said, at dinner that night, as he recounted the day's events to Aparna and Niamh. He and I had just gotten out of an hours-long meeting with Brynn MacDonald, her Blue Team counterpart, Jeneba Danso, Tom Stevens, and the leads of the biology and physics labs, going over everything from our helicopter ride. Martin Satie had been excused to tend to his helicopter.
Apparently, he would be going out again soon.
"No, you just got enough radiation passing through your body to spontaneously turn into a tumor," Niamh said.
"I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like that," Kahurangi replied.
"That's just what a person who has spontaneously turned into a tumor would say."
Kahurangi turned to Aparna. "You're the biologist here. Help me."
"I'm not saying you are a sentient tumor," Aparna said. "But I would have to run some tests to be sure."
Kahurangi pointed at me. «Jamie was in the same helicopter!
Where are the tumor accusations there?"
“I am definitely mostly tumor at this point," I admitted.
"I thought we were friends," Kahurangi said, narrowing his eyes
at me.
"Tumors have no friends," I replied.
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