Tis The Damn Season Quotes

Winter is icummen in, Lhude sing Goddamm, Raineth drop and staineth slop And how the wind doth ramm! Sing: Goddamm. Skiddeth bus and sloppeth us, An ague hath my ham. Freezeth river, turneth liver Damn you, sing: Goddamm. Goddamm, Goddamm, tis why I am, Goddamm. So 'gainst the winter's balm Sing Goddamm, damm, sing Goddamm Sing Goddamm, sing Goddamm, DAMM.

We only have one life to live and everyone owes it to themselves to squeeze the maximum fun and joy out of it. Once your one life is gone, it’s gone.

Now might I do it pat, now he is praying; And now I'll do't. And so he goes to heaven; And so am I revenged. That would be scann'd: A villain kills my father; and for that, I, his sole son, do this same villain send To heaven. O, this is hire and salary, not revenge. He took my father grossly, full of bread; With all his crimes broad blown, as flush as May; And how his audit stands who knows save heaven? But in our circumstance and course of thought, 'Tis heavy with him: and am I then revenged, To take him in the purging of his soul, When he is fit and season'd for his passage? No! Up, sword; and know thou a more horrid hent: When he is drunk asleep, or in his rage, Or in the incestuous pleasure of his bed; At gaming, swearing, or about some act That has no relish of salvation in't; Then trip him, that his heels may kick at heaven, And that his soul may be as damn'd and black As hell, whereto it goes. My mother stays: This physic but prolongs thy sickly days

death by a thousand cuts.

fairytale.

Zaria, what the hell is wrong with you!” Sym yelled, stepping in front of me. The only reason I was able to focus on her is because she was blocking my view of the man that damn near cut my air supply.

up. You about to scare all this Christmas pussy away! Do you see how much pussy walking around in here for the fuckin’ holidays? If I play my cards right, I could have pussy all the way through to New Year’s Day. Keep that shit up and I swear I’m telling mommy yo’ evil scrooge lookin’ ass is out here blocking my pussy blessings. You know how she feels about us giving her some grandkids, and I think I found me some baby mama material right there. My New Year’s resolution is gonna be to get me a new brother that don’t scare these damn bitches off! The fuck! I’m sure when God made one scrooge, he made a bunch of you crazy ass niggas! So, it won’t be hard for you to find some friends,” Damion said to me with his face frowned up. “You

Nigga, you said all this to say what exactly? Damn, if you poppin’ the question, just say that ‘cause you lost me when you started talking about what God had told you. Because even though I love my relationship with the lawd, ion know if I want Him to talk back. That’s some next level scary shit there. Cause if He’s talking back and I can hear Him, that means I may not be amongst the living no more,” Damion blurted, and everybody was bent over in laughter.

I know her snitch ass son told her. I swear if she wasn’t my mama, I would punch her and her damn son in the throat.

Why you so got damn fine?” I whispered in her ear. “Why you so got damn rude,” she responded, and I fell out laughing cause lil mama had a smart ass mouth, but I loved that shit.

Girl, what the fuck you got in that pussy some damn Tylenol PM’s!” We both burst into laughter,

What was that?!” He asked, sitting his gun on the bar. “Chile, I tried, but I’m allergic to guns. We need to go.” She looked at me, scratching her damn arms and shit.

Now the disrespect has gone too damn far! I guess y’all gonna have to shoot us because we’re leaving!” Azaria yelled. “Bihhhh, stop with all that WE shit. WE don’t wanna die. WE just asking that the good lawd spare our life, and WE sorry we interrupted y’all Christmas holiday, but I think it’s best that WE go find us a hotel,” her sister nervously spoke. I was so fuckin’ pissed, I felt like I was spittin’ fire, and I knew I had to calm down.

You’re a damn liar, Abigail Amelia Keller. You want big and you want sparkle and you want extravagance. Not in price, but in love and adoration. And right here, right now, I’m promising to spend the rest of my life giving you that. Say yes and I’ll make you feel loved and cherished and appreciated until my last breath. Say yes and I’ll help you paint the world pink. Say yes and we’ll forever be completely consumed by each other. We’ll be the cool aunt and uncle, and we’ll travel and explore, and you will be mine and mine alone. I am absolutely wild about you. You are my sun and my moon and I will be yours. You completely consume me.

endgame.

fearless.

tis the season to be fucking miserable if I want to. Holy Spirit and Santa Claus be damned.

like a million little sparks flying whenever he smiles at me.

I’m still enchanted by him,

holy ground

holy ground where we once stood.

Karma.

daylight.

the other side of the door.

Our last kiss. I never thought I’d utter those words.

Christmas tree farm.

out of the woods.

I almost do.

peace

Tis the damn season,

You’re a damn liar, Abigail Amelia Keller. You want big and you want sparkle and you want extravagance. Not in price, but in love and adoration. And right here, right now, I’m promising to spend the rest of my life giving you that. Say yes and I’ll make you feel loved and cherished and appreciated until my last breath. Say yes and I’ll help you paint the world pink. Say yes and we’ll forever be completely consumed by each other.

reputation

Do you ever leave well enough alone?

wildest dreams.