The Valet Movie Quotes

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That would be nice. This is a new suit.” “You always have a new suit. I don’t think I’ve ever seen you in the same suit twice.” “Of course you have. A couple of years ago. When I was in town working on a movie and you were my valet.” “You were a valet?” says Janet. “No. I was his bodyguard.” “Still,” says Samael. “I remember you fetching me clothes.” “I also stabbed you and left you for dead. Remember that?” “Well, I didn’t say you were a good valet.
Richard Kadrey (King Bullet (Sandman Slim #12))
You should appreciate turning out as well as you did." He took her hand and squeezed gently. "You grew up in a narcissistic, boozy, scandalous Hollywood household. But with a lot of hard work and determination, you freed yourself. Now you're engaged to a narcissistic, narco-terrorizing, double crossing Hollywood movie star. Isn't that progress?
Lenhardt Stevens (The Hapless Valet)
Andy sat watching as if witnessing an X-rated movie. My protector made sure His Highness abided by E.R.O.S. guidelines, although no affirmative verbal exchanges were necessary. My Valet laid siege as the unobtrusive silent observer. He was getting aroused by the unfolding visuals of his irresolute charge under the caressing hands of this masterful male. I was deliriously excited by this attractive rogue who was now my magnetic inamorato. My enjoyment, combined with P’s sensual expertise, sent me lusting for him. I was ready for his hardness and ready to subjugate myself to his athletic sexual desires. Like a devouring spider luring his prey, P was slowly enticing me into his imperative world of risqué decadence.
Young (Unbridled (A Harem Boy's Saga, #2))