Tf2 Quotes

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If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight." Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting then you do pal because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor.
Soldier (TF2)
Then (Sun Tzu) used his fighting money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one.
Soldier (TF2)
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.
Heavy (TF2)
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At the end of the day, as long as there's two people left on the planet, someones gonna want someone dead.
Sniper (TF2)
Feelings? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings; blokes who bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards.
Sniper (TF2)
Lets go practice medicine..
Medic (TF2)
In my medical opinion THE HEAVY IS DEAD!
Medic (TF2)
One shutters to imagine what lies behind that inhuman mask. Dreams of chronic, and sustained cruelty..
Spy (TF2)
I fear no man, but that 'Thing'? It scares me..
Heavy (TF2)
If that don't work, use more guns. Like this; heavy caliber-tripod mounted-little old number designed by me, built by me; and you best hope, not pointed at you.
Engineer (TF2)
The grass grows, sun shines, birds fly - and brother; I hurt people.
Scout (TF2)
What makes me a good demoman? If I were a bad demoman, I would be sitting here discussing it with you now would I?
Demoman (TF2)
(Blows up people and laughs) - There going to have to glue you back together, in Hell.
Demoman (TF2)
(Scout) I kill plenty of spies, a dime a dozen back-stabbing scumbags, like you, no offence. (Spy) If you managed to kill them I assure you they were not like me.
Spy (TF2)
(Scout) What are you; the president of his fan club? (Spy) No. That would be your mother, and now he's here to fuck US, so listen up boy; or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
Spy (TF2)