Ted Lasso Quotes

You know how they say that "youth is wasted on the young"? Well, I say don't let the wisdom of age be wasted on you.

Be a goldfish.

As the man once said, the harder you work, the luckier you get.

I shouldn’t bring an umbrella to a brainstorm.

Good. Now hurry up and take a shower so we can watch a couple episodes of Ted Lasso before bed.

Don't you dare settle for fine.

I thought Luke Brooks would’ve fucked that gag reflex right out of you by now,” I quipped. “Not the time, Ted,” Emmy said, holding up her palm.

I may have done a little reading up on the sport,” I said. I’d done a lot of research. I’d reread Rock Bottom Girl and watched Ted Lasso, Bend it Like Beckham, and She’s the Man for good measure

You deserve someone who makes you feel like you’ve been struck by fucking lightning. Don’t you dare settle for fine. ​— ​ROY KENT, “TED LASSO

the best thing they can do for their future is to pick the right community. I tell them that if they approach their future with the optimism of the world’s boyfriend, Ted Lasso, things will turn out okay. I tell them that if they put in the work, if they allow that there will be blind curves and ups and downs, if they allow themselves to be vulnerable and loved and honest with the people who mean something to them, things really will turn out okay.

Be curious, not judgemental.

Keep calm, and get fired up

Women thrive on strong female relationships. They are beneficial to our health, financial success, and even help us live longer. Encouraging each other builds self-confidence and makes challenges seem easier to overcome. Our superpower is each other.

Ты же знаешь мою философию в отношении котят, детей и извинений - они должны прийти сами.

The goldfish theory is actually so old that the Chinese philosopher Confucius bequeathed his own version of it: “To be wronged is nothing, unless you continue to remember it.

Be curious, not judgmental.

You deserve someone who makes yo feel like you've been struck by lighting. Don't you dare settle for fine.

Taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse. If you’re comfortable while you’re doing it, you’re probably doing it wrong

The belief that young people are incompetent leaves us with only one binary choice: Do we want to be tough or nice? Either we’re a drill sergeant or a softy. We prioritize either self-reliance or self-esteem. Full Metal Jacket or Ted Lasso (in the first season, at least).

I can't be your mentor, without sometimes being your tormentor.