Technoblade Quotes

Those who treat me with kindness, I will repay that kindness tenfold. And those that treat with injustice, that use me, that hunt me down, that hurt my friends, I shall repay that injustice a thousand times over.

I'm the second-worst thing to ever happen to those orphans. -TechnoBlade

Blood for the blood god

If you ever get bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parent?

Technoblade is who I really am." On his father asking what having a real persona and an online persona was like.

AY CARAMBA, ¿¡¿DÓNDE ESTÁ LA BIBLIOTECA?!?

Revolution waits for no man

Technoblade is who I really am.

It is only with a worthy rival that one can reach their fullest potential.

If you want to be a hero Tommy, then die like one!

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES (it's been a year and 7 months approaching 8 months, I still miss him)

I think Skyblock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe. All you have is a tree, some supplies and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure EVERY dirt block, because if one falls into the void, there's no way to replace it and as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava and saplings you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. That one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come.

Now I believe minions are important. I mean, they work 24-7, gathering resources even when you don’t bother to log on.” Technoblade, the Great Potato War.

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES (it's been a year and 7 months approaching 8 months, I still miss him)

Are you guys subscribed to technoblade? We don’t even know what that is! Does anyone in your family follow the Dream SMP? We don’t. Our kids are into Craftee, Aphmau, and Preston Playz.

Hey, that’s Torchlight’s emblem! He used to be one of my dad’s favorite battlers from way back.” He looked at another, “And this is Technoblade’s!

Technoblade never dies!

Hey, that’s Torchlight’s emblem! He used to be one of my dad’s favorite battlers from way back.” He looked at another, “And this is Technoblade’s! Wait, are these all people who went to this school?” His jaw dropped open as he examined them. “Wow, that’s awesome.